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This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know…..

Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact…

Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..

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These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…

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Here are some shitty, boring pictures of Jessica Simpson pregnant and showing some mom to be tit, only because she’s got a filled up with fetus uterus inside her and her obesity is officially justified…. and some of you weirdos are into that…I prefer my women infertile…unless they are Jessica Simpson and own a billion dollar clothing empire for me to K-Fed…but that’s just because I’m too lazy to make my own money, and her white trash retard ways would be easier to manipulate than to mount like the tired old pony she is….shitty pics with shitty commentary for shitty readers….that’s what keeps this site barely afloat…thanks for that….I need a drink….

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I’m a Lohan fan….but there is no doubt in my mind that her tits are fake, despite all the arguments I get about them, like I haven’t been running a titty site for the last decade and have no idea what a fake tit looks like, cuz when you have an experimental surgeon, tear drop shaped implants, this is what happens…She’s been 60 pounds and still busty….and there’s nothing wrong with that or with implants…I just like speaking truth.

There is also no doubt that she went to Hawaii timed properly for when the Playboy mag dropped, to follow up with bikini pics, with hired paparazzi, because bitch is on a comeback, and despite her ignoring me, welcome fucking back Lohan….

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Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

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Karlie Kloss is the talk of the town thanks to Victoria’s Secret shitty informercial fashion show….People are ripping her apart for being too skinny and disgusting….or ripping Victoria’s Secret apart for acting like they found her in Walmart, when reality is she’s been in high fashion for a while….but more interestingly enough…she gets naked for fashion like in this shoot for Vogue Italia where you can see her big old tits perfect to be shoved into a push up bra…all padded to look like D-Cups…cuz that’s what millions of dollars in product development do to a set of tit….and here are the vagina-less pics….of her looking hot enough, skinny enough, and fit enough for me…

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The story goes like this — Allegedly Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling’s husband and baby daddy posted this picture of his son on twitter, probably knowing Tori’s tits were in the background, but figuring no one followed him, and wouldn’t notice, or even if they did notice, that it’s be a fun little publicity stunt, like where’s Waldo, only instead it is where is weird gappy implant titty with dark milk filled nipples…

Obviously both parties knew this was in the picture, it wasn’t an accident, it was just awesome, so I’d think we should all thank them for not being uptight cunts, and instead for playing along, showing us tit, even if we’d rather not see the tit, cuz we’d always rather see the tit…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that I think all wives should show of their tits if their faces aren’t in the picture cuz I want to see every breast invented……and so does every other dude…even on bitches we wouldn’t go out of our way to see topless…cuz topless is amazing

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Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation….

Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces…..

Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune….

While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty….

Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.

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You know what I like about Eva Amurri ….That she gets naked in movies….or TV shows…or really whenever people are willing to pay her to help launch her career and separate herself from her famous parents….

She was SKINNY DIPPING IN CALIFORNICATION , she was TOPLESS AND STRIPPING ON CALIFORNICATION and TOPLESS AND STAGE HUMPING ON CALIFORNICATION …But more importantly she’s busty…..and that busty is natural…but even more importantly, her moms is rich, she could easily, easily live off her trust fund, or use her mom’s money to get educated to become a doctor or scientist who cures cancer…but instead she chooses to get naked on TV….amazing….

Here are some of her twitter pics, blurry sure, expect more out of someone like this, definitely, but I’m willing to enjoy what we get…cuz there’s more of her toplessness coming — I feel it in my groin….but that could just be a prostate issue.

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Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing….

Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry….

That’s all I gotta say about that…

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