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Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside…

So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be…

These pictures mock us.

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I’m getting bored of waiting on this bitch. The time has come that she starts slutting it up. It’s got to the point in this one-sided relationship where she’s gotta put out or I’m gonna throw her out…I’m bored of seeing her acting unphased by her sister, I’m bored of her repressing her feelings of inadequacies, I’m bored she hasn’t become a party slut exposing her vagina to piss off her family….Pippa, I don’t know if I can quit you, but I’m gonna fucking try if you don’t switch things up ASAP.

Here’s some Kate Middleton….or Catherine as she’s been renamed when she made the transition of pauper to princess like she was a shitty Disney Movie….to motivate Pippa to step it the fuck up..it’s her time to shine..

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I like the believe that this is Pippa practicing for a scene in her sex tape she is going to leak where she’s wearing nothing but a man’s shirt….and her little round breast peaks through……because I like to believe that Pippa Middleton is like every other girl out there, catty as fuck and jealous of every other girl, especially their sister….cuz no one likes to be the second in line in terms of success, popularity and pride of their parents….her sister is going to be the fucking queen…where does that leave her? Anything she does is second fucking rate….only to shut everyone up via nudity, sex and humiliating all those people who try to take all her glory and make her existence feel inadequate…..

I’m keeping the hope she pulls through alive….so her breaking point to slutting out watch continues…

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Here are some seemingly boring paparazzi pics of Pippa Middleton but that’s only if you look a them for what they are…shitty masturbation material…but if you scratch the surface of her feelings of being second rate to her sister…you know the least favorite one…that there is an inner slut ready to explode out of these litle black dress to either shock, get noticed or more importantly, disappoint her family by making them look like the commoners they are…cuz she’s only human…and there’s only so much she can take…like there is only so much non-slutty Pippa I can take…she needs to pick up the pace.

Here’s some pics of her in a little black dress making progress….

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The Pippa Middleton Slut Watch continues. Sure she’s not doing anything slutty yet, but it is just a matter of time, maybe when the whole feelings of being a second rate version of her sister in the eyes of everyone actually sets in, you know after a few years and the baby/future King is born and all attention heads there way forcing her to snap in some hopefully long — drawn out — slutty episode that involves me seeing her naked in picture/video or in some weird turn of events on my face….only time will tell and if I don’t die before her dignity, pride, shame, then I’ll be here to expose it. That’s a promise.

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