lingerie

Consider this your daily dose of ‘dayum!’.

Kelly Brook got herself into perfect female shape for her photoshoot for her signature line of New Look lingerie and, well, we’re kind of just mumbling and drooling speechless here, like we see it, and we believe it, but we just can’t stop looking. She is so ridiculously hot in her curvy gal panties and bras that we almost want to cry like overwhelmed children at our desks refusing to rise in class for fear of social embarrassment.

And then we read in the Daily Mail that Kelly Brook got herself in shape for this lingerie shoot by having lots of sex. Then, we just faded from consciousness. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

I have had sex with 17 year olds. There is no way this bitch is 17. I don’t even know why people want to entertain this because it is clear she’s some implant stripper pushing 40 looking for a publicity stunt to get some level of fame and it is working because you are all into trashy garbage because you are trashy garbage….but maybe it’s cuz she’s half naked…..and people like looking at half naked…even if she’s just a garbage low level stripper….

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I don’t see why anyone would bother noticing when a Glamor Model, which is code for tacky, trashy, stripper looking bitch…posts a picture of her in a thong on twitter…but more importantly I don’t know why I’m posting a picture she posted on her twitter…when bitch has endless topless pics out there….making this fully clothed shit seriously fucking dulll….

That’s why I’m posting these titty pics….

Did I mention the Lindsay Lohan Playboy Pics are out? That’s what actually matters…

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I’ve seen Angela Lindvall’s Pussy so it’s almost like she’s my fantasy one-sided relationship internet girlfriend…if only she was a little more spread eagled…….making these pictures, all corporate lingerie shoot, pretty obsolete and boring…nothing more than an excuse to link back to her pussy pics…which I guess is good enough for me…

Models, who get naked for their modeling, are amazing, even when clothed, cuz they offer us perverts a backlog, and that’s better than their counterparts who get naked for money we call strippers cuz they don’t even let me use my video camera in the club….

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Here are some picture of Candice Swanepoel….In 10 minutes she’ll be walking the runway on the hour long infomercial for Victoria’s Secret…and I shouldn’t complain cuz they pay for bitches to get half naked for us…but I will complain cuz shit is boring and because I already posted all the pictures…so who really fucking cares…oh right….every miserable dude in America with a shitty TV centered life and a fat wife…hoping for some excitement in his horrible life…enjoy…as Victoria’s Secret laughs to the bank…

They don’t pay me for this shit…fuck them….and the immigrant pussy they rode in on…

Now, here’s some photoshopped Swanepoel….cuz she’s hot…even when not photoshopped…

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GQ did a feature called the Men of the Year….Sadly I wasn’t featured because I get no respect, I no mainstream appeal, I pretty much don’t exist, I don’t even get emails, etc.

To do their best to make it as non gay as possible, because if we’re reading articles abou the best men of the year, we need some tits peppered in the shit, so that it doesn’t make readers feel homo….

For the John Hamm Men of the Year profile, they got Kristen Wiig, the writer and star of Bridesmaid into some lingerie….

Not entirely hot, but I figured I’d post it anyway, even though GQ doesn’t pay me, but should.

Next time there should be less lingerie and more — on all fours.

Via GQ

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Here’s one of the Attack Of The Show hotties, Candace Bailey, lounging around looking sexy in some hot chick lingerie. I don’t watch the show, but it looks to me like she’s about to give some lucky bastard a massage. I’ll take the happy ending please. If you’re also in the mood for a video of hottie Sara Jean Underwood accusing Candace of taking a dump in the washroom, you’re in luck. Gross.

Here are some hot pictures of Geri Halliwell modeling lingerie for her new lingerie collection…cuz even at 40, bitch knows how to slut out like she was still a fucking stripper before the Spice Girls…

This is what she had to say about her collection, that she’s posing, with her ripped mom body I want to lick until it is raw….

‘My aim was to make boobs look bigger and bums smaller!’

Amen.

Here are some of the Pics…

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Here’s a clip the Lingerie Football League put up yesterday of bitches getting into a bit of a brawl, scrating and punching each other in a way that I can only assume is set up by the Lingerie Football league to remind the world they still fucking exist and aren’t just some Superbowl Publicity stunt from 4 or 5 years ago….

I’m all for orgnaized events on any level that feature half naked bitches running around, or even sitting, in groups or alone, playing sports or doing nothing, because I’m a pervert….and when there’s some violence between them, it makes it more pornographic and funny….especially when it’s clearly a race war….Can’t we all just get along?

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