PORN FOR THE BLIND!!

porn porn for the blind

I’m sure that you all will agree with that the words “Are you fucking kidding me” are the only words best suited to reply with these outlandish but true stories happening from around the world of entertainment.

Here goes:

Canada’s very own Lisa Murphy has come up with a brilliant idea…A porn magazine for the blind. “We’re breaking new ground. Playboy has an issue with Braille wording, but there’s no pictures,” Lisa announced. To solve the pictures portion of what Lisa says is lacking for blind people, Lisa has invented nude women and men in braille so that the visually impaired can feel it while getting their rocks off. These are one of the things that makes me say “Are you fucking kidding me?”

One of my competing urban websites, allhiphop.com recently reported that some gay dude name Rufus Wainwright said 50 cent is gay, and I’m saying WTF!?!? WFT!!! But here’s why Rufus is making that claim…Because he believes 50’s vocal tone is gay. I want to know why allhiphop.com is reporting this nonsense. When I read shit like this, I must ask myself “Are you fucking kidding me?”.

Now, reports of Jesse James hating gay people are circulating. But, that’s an easy one to figure out. Know why? Because anyone with half a brain can reason that someone who hates Jews and black people more than likely hates gays too. What kills me is this guy Jesse James is married to Sandra Bullock, a woman who’s been widely referred to as “America’s Sweetheart” – this when Sandra more than likely shares identical beliefs and values with her Nazi husband…if not, she wouldn’t have married him. Plus, if she never knew he had these thought looming in his mind, then she’s a full out dingbat. With that stated, many still have the nerve to call this two-face bitch “Miss Congeniality”…Are you fucking kidding me?”

I’m now off to the Rolex store in Century City, but before I go these were just some of things that I had to let you all know make a real mutha fucker like myself ask “Are you fucking kidding me?”

PORN FOR THE BLIND!!

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