Look out world, because when Billionaire Barbie feels like she is being under-covered, she will under-cover her own self in an attempt to get attention.

The hotel heiress has really been lacking in the news lately. No mentions in the tabloid rags, no car crashes or drunken rants or boyfriend’s arrested. She can’t even get a fresh nod in the clinical trials studies at the major pharmaceutical manufacturers. Times are tough when you’re an attention seeker and it doesn’t seek back. So, time to bring out the skin, as Paris did upon her arrival to the paparazzi who camp faithfully outside L.A.X. like so many committed XTC-dealers at Bonnaroo. Her low cut top revealing a good portion of her small, firmer puppies, destined to get her noticed.

And, it works. It always does. Enjoy.

PAris CRAVES ATTENTION LIKE A RAT DOES CHEESE

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

She goes by Loona, because every bad Euro-disco house re-mix self-proclaimed music star needs a nickname, but make no mistake about it, as craptastic as the music that comes forth from Dutch hottie Marie Jose Van Der Kolk is as hot as she appears when she drops all her clothes for the upcoming edition of Playboy Germany.

Now, if we had to make the trade of listening to banal, unimaginative, uninspired dance club music but got to see the over-produced she-singers nekkid, we’d make that deal every time. There’s no such thing as a free sextastic lunch.

Lucky for you, we’ve provided Loona’s music as totally optional below while you ogle her fine form. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

She goes by Loona, because every bad Euro-disco house re-mix self-proclaimed music star needs a nickname, but make no mistake about it, as craptastic as the music that comes forth from Dutch hottie Marie Jose Van Der Kolk is as hot as she appears when she drops all her clothes for the upcoming edition of Playboy Germany.

Now, if we had to make the trade of listening to banal, unimaginative, uninspired dance club music but got to see the over-produced she-singers nekkid, we’d make that deal every time. There’s no such thing as a free sextastic lunch.

Lucky for you, we’ve provided Loona’s music as totally optional below while you ogle her fine form. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Okay, so much of this is smoke and mirrors (and makeup and Spanx and ropes and harnesses and a four-day starvation diet) but still, Britney Spears looked undeniably former-Britney-esque as the good moneymaking folks at Fox brought the former world superstar out for show at the Fox Upfronts to announce her as the new X-Factor judge.

Now, I must admit, I watched ten minutes of last season’s X-Factor before suffering both a migraine from the rapid camera movements and the startling commencement of a menstrual cycle by the time the fifth contestant broke down in sobbing tears, I’m not sure I can go through that bloody headache again. But I might just have to figure out a way to watch Britney if she’s going to be doing a cleavage and upskirt-potential show week in and week out, and lay off the Burger King runs in betwixt.

When Britney is on, she’s still on, IMHO. Enjoy.

BRITNEY SPEARS WORKS THE STRIPPER POLE

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Thanks to a bunch of EgoReaders who would like to remind everyone that for all my lust of various The Only Way is Essex hot reality trained monkeys, I’ve completely overlooked and under-reported on the hotness of one Billie Faiers, sister of the often more televised Sam Faiers, but one helluva hottie in her own right.

And, while you don’t need to know the details of her drinking and partying and buxom blonde hottie ways, you should pay attention to her revealing and memorable lingerie photos from our friends at Nuts who capture the TOWIE naughtiness with sheer silky perfection. At least, I’m on my eleventh view of these photos here and I can’t find a flaw. Enjoy.

IT’LL BE HARD TO COMPETE WITH THE TOWIE LIKES OF AMY CHILDS CLEAVAGE

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip