The other day I was thinking to myself, now, who is the manliest man in all of manhood and I really had trouble figuring out the answer. I ran through lists of great warriors, athletes, and part-time comic shop sales clerks and I really couldn’t come up with one name that defined pure, raw, masculinity. Until I caught a glimpse of myself in my shiny Taco Bell chalupa wrapper. Right there under my own nose was that man hiding.
And, now, I want to share my instinctive (or is that instinctual) knowledge of the male species with Egotastic readers in the form of a weekly Q&A published on the site. That is, you ask me the tough questions facing you as a dude in a world that really does not like dudes any more, and I give you a completely free, hence, priceless bit of sagely wisdom in response. You’ll feel cleansed, as if a soul-healing douche has been comfortably squirted through your entire body, rinsing you out fresh once more.
Click the Contact Us button on the site, subject matter ‘Ask Bill’ and ask away. Be troubled your heart no longer. The answers await. Ladyfolk, feel free to ask as well if it be knowledge about the male species you are seeking. No subject is off limits. Your first name and initial will be printed unless you ask to be anonymous in your email.
P.S. Yes, you can write in and call my mother a whore. But I’ll tell you exactly what I told Child Protective Services when they used to come to the door and accuse my mon of the same things, ‘Rent money was due, whatcha gonna do?
Oh, okay, for just one moment we’re going to objectify the amazingly hard bodied BBW turned MILF fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee and stare, that’s right, stare, right at her seemingly flawless bikini asstastic. This is a mom of a couple kids in her later 30′s and if that junk side ain’t selling her fitness tips for the ladies, I’m not sure what will.
Jennifer Nicole Lee is back in Hollywood, doing what she does, which is basically working out and hanging out in tiny bikini in places where the paparazzi can digitally capture all the benefits of her hard work out, as happened at her Hollywood hotel where they scrambled about in her two piece providing a multitude of hot viewing angles.
This is one of the best bodies in all of Hottieville. We bow down (for upskirt peeks). Enjoy.
You know how much we love the Me in My Place photoshoots of sextastic celebrities that normally appear as feature pictorials in Esquire magazine. Shoots such as the lovely and delightful Real Steel, really hot Russian model and actress Olga Fonda taking you into the cotton goodness of her boudoir.
Well, now, Michael Edwards, Me in My Place photographer, has a MIMP mobile app that features tons of exclusive, extra photos from each of his daring and baring photoshoots that you can’t find anywhere else online. And he’s adding more of these ‘director’s cut’ photos of hotties such as Olga Fonda daily. More importantly, Michael has a discount offer just for Egotastic! readers, who are known across the web as the finest connoisseurs of the celebrity sextastic.
You by the judge but it sure looks like there’s a something something visible form Miley Cyrus yesterday in Miami as she bent down to stroke her puppy, causing many of us here to want to do the same. It’s not full on slippage, but it seems to be an areola display of Floridian proportions.
And, might we just add, Miley Cyrus is looking better than ever these days. All the Pilates and boyfriend boot knocking is wearing well on the gravel-voiced pop star as she strode around Miami with her mammarially-gifted-mom-manager Tish Cyrus, looking all kinds of short, tight slinky dress hot. You don’t just buy a dress lik that, you’ve got to earn it. And Miley has. Enjoy.
Ten years ago, nobody but nobody put on a pop diva hotness show quite like Gwen Stefaniin No Doubt. She worked her female wiles on stage to music like nobody’s business. And she worked her way like a laser beam deep into the lurid caverns of our libido, a little hot blonde sprite dancing away half-nekkid and making all the gray matter very happy.
Then, along came love and marriage and kids in the baby carriage and while Gwen remained a sextastic force, she was away from her No Doubt and away from hotness horny music. But, now, she’s back, recording with No Doubt again for an upcoming album and rumored tour and back in her white tank tops flashing her bra and her newly MILFtastic, more veteran presence, and we couldn’t be more pleased.
Maybe she’ll never re-capture the dirty bathwater phase of her naughty years, but Gwen Stefani still has plenty of juice in her tank, if you know what I’m saying, and even I don’t really know. Enjoy.
