January 5th, 2012

Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend, yes I laughed when I wrote that, cuz he’s clearly gay and the closest thing he’s had to a pussy has been Dick Clark’s wrinkled testicles that hang like a ill-fitting vagina, but his girlfriend nevertheless cuz that’s how they hve her marketed, even though it’s safe to assume his production company just owns her for money making purposes and this is the groundwork to get people to notice her…cuz remember — he is the brain behind the Kardashian show….and by brain I mean monster who needs to be taken out back and shot….and the funniest thing about this asshole Ryan Seacrest isn’t the young blonde bitch in a bikini he fucks….it is that I was on his radio show once and talking to him cuz I’m sneaky as shit. Here are the bikini pics.
To See The Rest of the Pics
Follow The Links
DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 5th, 2012

I hate this attention seeking bitch as much as I can hate any attention seeking bitch who is willing to get naked for that attention….
I’m blocked from her twitter feed because she hates me and we had a fight once…but it works out well for me becuase I reading her nonsense is offensive and more importantly depressing…and the fact that I would be following her, like I am interested in her, would likely lead me to suicide, since I’ve already done the hard drinking route….
Either way, she allegedly released this topless pic and this is what the caption read:
300k! my boobs are a bit..bigger nowadays, but this was on vaca few years ago.
Maybe 500k I’ll post the new puppies
I don’t know how authentic this is, cuz I can’t waste more time on the bitch….but I’m posting it anyway…cuz her shopping titty pics around for twitter followers or cash is hilarious…..but tits are tits….especially when they are on a bitch trying to get noticed by showing them in the most basic of publciity stunts…which is odd for someone not promoting anything..but tits are tits.

DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 4th, 2012
.jpg)
Cameron Diaz….recently strong woman nearing menopause who has never had a baby to completion was in a bikini…she’s a little older, boxier, less hip to waist ratio than she once was…but she’s showing off her little implants, what’s left of her gender bending with A-Rod…and I still find her hot…despite everything logical my brain is telling me to think…and I blame alochol withdrawal and an addiction to half naked women coupled with no standards…especially when I know the only chance I have getting up inside her is through kidnapping and that’s not really my hustle…because I don’t believe in hustles…I believe in naps….and apparently I also believe in round middle age ass…
TO See The REST of the Pics
FOLLOW THIS LINK
DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 3rd, 2012

Victoria’s Secret are great marketers and now that January 1st has hit us, you know their Christmas rush where they make 80 percent of their revenue is behind them and the January lull that hits everyone before Valentines Day comes around making up 18 percent of the remaining 20….so why waste time, push some of the Valentines Day content out now, so people get it in their mind while brainwashing us to look using a hot bitch from South Africa….with a body our wives will probably never have because they are suburban, obese and fucking annoying…
Here are the pics of Candice Swanepoel.









DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 3rd, 2012

OMG it is Hayden Panettiere in a bikini on instagram — you must be so excited you fucking loser…..OMG a girl in a bikini and not just any girl but one who has been in movies and on TV thanks to her soap whore mom….in a bikini….that’s so crazy…. you should totally try to jerk off to this because jerking off to shitty pics of girls in a bikini is totally normal, I mean why bother with all the free porn online, or even trying to get laid…especially not when the girl in the bikini is in movies and TV…all troll like, strong, and built to fucking wrestle like Hayden Panettiere….or some unsuspecting girls / ex gf’s you creep on on Facebook, cuz that is the whole point of facebook right…the bikini vacation pics?….
Either way, boring, but someone from TV in a bikini, may be good enough for you creepy fans….but definitely not spread vagina enough for me. Fuck off.

DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 3rd, 2012

Oh Shit….Miley may not be a whore anymore….you know cuz she turned 18 and there’s no point to be a whore after 18 cuz no one will notice…but she is in a bikini showing off that tight little body that I for some reaso appreciate more now that it’s not crying for attention but just living off her stupid money in her bank account making a real difference in society and in her life because she can… you know with studying to be a doctor who is going to work in the third world saving aids babies for free….no wait financed by her…because she can….she’s a hero who get it …oh wait….she’s not doing any of that she’s a vapid little cunt like the rest of Hollywood…but at least she’s in a bikini
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK
DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 2nd, 2012

Qiana Chase lives with Hollywood director and eccentric Quentin Tarantino. Rumor has it she trades sex for rent.
Posted in Black Booty, Celebrity Booty | Comments Off
January 2nd, 2012

Finally, Rihanna’s as black as she wishes she could be…..and that dumpy ass flat ass and no titties on her curvy light skin has some actual booty and pigment…sure it is in the form of a shadow but anything is progress for her to not the pathetic excuse for a black girl she is and every black person hates about her sell out, untalented, bullshit self…That’s the story I heard….


DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 1st, 2012

When fat and forced to go to the beach — you have limited options — one of them being to not go to the beach and to lock yourself up in your hotel room eating ice cream and french fries and cake from Room service and the other is to suck it up, put on some sheer looking thing and wear a pair of overalls to cover your recent weight gain, cuz you’re not quite fat enough for the one piece with the skirt bottom and a bed sheet to wrap around the whole thing, making you look like a piece of furniture, but you are too fat to look good on all founrs in a two piece…even though I think everyone looks good in a 2 piece…






DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Entertainment, Good Times…
Posted in Other | Comments Off
January 1st, 2012
Posted in Other | Comments Off