I love tennis…it is the one sport I can really get into and follow….partially for the excitement level….partially cuz I’m so white collar and classy that country clubs are just what I do…in my Lacoste shirt….but mainly cuz I love the little skirts…the bitches with fit bodies grunting and sweating….while showing off their sweaty panties and hard nipples…It’s really quite decadent….
Apparently it was a windy day at the Australian Tennis Tournament…and Caroline Wozniacki was getting her skirt blown all over the motherfucker, leading to her little booty shorts being exposed while jacked up her vagina, cuz moving around like a tennis bitch does makes fabrics shift unless she was wearing a maxi pad….but no one wears maxi pads anymore..riding the white horse is a thing of the past…new age vagina is all diva cup and tampon filled….way less humiliating than when a bitch would sound like she was wearing a diaper every move she made….
Miley Cyrus is in a movice called LOL. This ass picture is apparently Miley in the trailer. I don’t normally care about 18 year old girls in their panties…no wait…I always care about 18 year old girls in their panties and that’s exactly why I’m posting this…even though Miley may or may not be the fucking devil…her cute young ass takes priority.
Annalynne McCord tweeted a picture with some nipple intentionally…..because that’s what bottom feeding sluts with dead end careers on shitty shows do…and I approve….because self produced scandals for attention are way more fun than shit people pretend is stolen…Exploit yourself women…it pays….I may hate Annalynne McCord but I do love what she’s doing…and some of my favorite personality traits in women is the ability to whore.
I remember the pride in winning my second grade spelling competition. I mean, the short-lived pride before the class bully punched me in my junior mints on the playground at recess. She was a mean sonuvabitch. But, it really was the last award I ever won, so I cling to the title like Brian Austin Green clings to Megan Fox, like it’s never going to ever get as good as this again.
The same peaking effect can’t be said for Dominique Storelli, named at the end of last year as Maxim magazine’s hometown hottie winner. It’s kind of like Page 3 Idol, but without all the fun of the funbags. The sky’s the limit for Dominique at this time, with many more honors, and delightfully delicious leer-worthy photographs yet to come. And, by the looks of these candid photos on-set of her first photoshoot for the magazine, I’d say it’s coming sooner rather than later. Enjoy.
I guess this is step one to nude pics or a sex tape the mom has already scripted — like the rest of her life cuz there’s no way she’ll let her fame die…it makes too much money and feeds too many egos…because the Kardashian’s are garbage…but at least this strain of the disease that is them has longer, thinner, better all american genes…a little more fun to watch than her pig half sisters…
Either way, this is going to lead to a very bad place….sit back and enjoy watching…..
A good friend of mine runs NotSomebody.com….he lives in LA and gets exclusive pics of these celebrity idiots whenever he accidentally crosses paths with them…I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to convince him to leave the house with a camera and make some paparazzi money out of it more often, but he’s pretty committed to remaining not a somebody…but this weekend he was dragged out of the house and got these pics of an actual nobody….Courtney Stodden in a skimpy dress despite the cold cuz that’s what attention cries are all about…
Either way, Here’s what he had to say:
Friends of mine were in from Vancouver. They wanted me to take them to the Grove. I’m glad I did, because they were able to see a true star in the making, Courtney Stodden. I decided to follow her and take a few pics. I had a few people come up to me and ask who she was and I didn’t have an answer. Her “husband” Doug Hutchison was clutching her arm, wearing the same crappy black outfit he’s had on for about a year. Don’t blame the guy though. I’m sure he’s pretty much broke and he’s pinned all his dollars and hopes to some weird publicity stunt, that judging by the one paparazzi that was there, isn’t working out too well.
Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models….
Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit….
So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit…
You know what I like….model pussy….mainly cuz I’m married to a fat chick and models aren’t fat…but also because they get paid stupid money to pose for stupid companies and have some hierarchy within them in regards to who is a top model and who isn’t…having these idiot stylists fighting to book one specific bitch…when the world is filled with even hotter bitches….but also because they are willing to get naked for fashion….and that’s important…cuz otherwise fashion would just be about clothes and clothes are wrong…
I’ve seen models in person, they are average at best if you can see past how freakishly tall they are in person….but I camera….they look good…especially when naked or half naked…cuz really for that kind of money that they get paid….I appreciate seeing them degrade themselves a little…or at least share their nipples a bit for it…cuz being naked is a good thing, it’s not cheap or humiliating….even if other jealous bitches think it is…and I like staring….
LeAnn Rimes may have a shitty face…she may have a shitty round implants…She may be so skinny that her ass looks flat, lacks the same roundness her titties have…..it may just be sort of hanging their off the bones like a pile of loose skin…but never too skinny for me….cuz I hate fat chicks…..but you gotta give it to her… she’s sure turned herself around….from being the wholesome country bumpkin you’d assume was into God and the Church for her Christian fans that make her money cuz she’s safe….to this sexed up nympho homewrecking slut with a possible drug addiction in a thong bikini on the beach…and if that’s not magical…despite how angry it may make God cuz she lied….or maybe cuz God is a lie….I love it…and by love it…I mean…wouldn’t mind wearing her legs as a scarf and her pussy as a gas mask….cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…always full of smut….ready for smut…creepily obsessed with smut….Good times.
Lohan was half naked in Australia Maxim….and it is hardly as interesting as her topless pics in Playboy but it is funny that it is pics for one of their fringe markets….you know not even the US Maxim…cuz the US doesn’t care while Australia is still into low level celebrities as long as they are from America….but the whole thing just pisses me off. Let the bitch fall into obscurity in peace. Let her die with dignity without giving her these glimpses of attention that feed her ego enough for her to not kill herself…It is time to move onto other pussy that isn’t as damaged or boring…but here are the pics anyway.
