Rachel Bilson is some boring shit….But for some reason I like to celebrate her wasted celebrity because instead of taking advantage of her peak, she moved to a farm in Canada to be with her Star Wars cast memeber, only to come back years later, where the only erotica she gives us is some ankle, like we’re in a fucking muslim country, or the 1900s Amish community, and that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me, but I know somewhere out there, someone can’t get enough ankle, that’s his shit, so this is for him….while it is part of my campaign for her to step it the fuck up.
Here is a promo pic of her new show Hart of Dixie with her 5 foot 2 legs looking long and thin…
Shakira Shakira reminds of a bitch who can shake her ass on youtube as she exploits her south american roots to make American trash feel cultured and open to new worlds…as long as those worlds involve serious ass gyrating…which is really all I care about when it comes to other cultures…fuck the food, music, it’s all about the women…and I blame National Geographic for that cuz in the 80s, those tribal pics were all I was able to jerk off to….
Here are some pics of her legs, crossed and ready to be uncrossed, but the paparazzi didn’t get the basic instint shot…what a waste.
Rihanna, the alleged teen prostitute from Barbados, who managed to leverage that into fame and fortune, who has finally decided she doesn’t like being a role model anymore, even though that paid all her fucking expenses and made her all this money….so she is tapping into her slutty roots, by testing the waters she’s already swam in, but it was another life ago, so now she’s taking it slow since she’s already on display everywhere…..and her self worth has always been evaluated by her naked or half nakedness…leading me to hope the slut actually blossoms into a slut and the sex tapes get released and until then, we’re just stuck with these bra flash pics and some shitty striptease videos for designer clothes and pretty much fucking on stage in her underwear every single concert…and since I’m easy to pleae, and I like seeing sluts find themself, this is good enough….if anything Rihanna is at her hottest now…
So Ashley Greene, the workout obessessed lie of a person who pretended be be a Christian when dating the Jonas brothers because it made for a good marketing campaign, it tied into their whole abstinence thing, but more importantly it secured her twilight ageed fanbase, decided to be real Christian and get half naked in a magazine, and I’m glad she doesn’t give a fuck about her faith, cuz this body is tight.
It’s coming…I feel it coming….I know it’s coming….
If you read this site, I assume you don’t, cuz no one does and my traffic is on consistently on the drop because lets face it — i hate celebs and the only people who read this shit like celebs….leaving me in no mans land of the internet….
But if you read this site, then you’ll know I’m waiting for the timebomb in Pippa’s pants to go off when she realizes that she can get everyone’s attention too, she just has to act shocking and humiliating to the family, while be amazing to everyone else….and she’s starting to give us glimpsese of the goodness by looking like she’s been up all night getting fucked before running to work for her parents in a skimpy ass hugging dress….which is the gateway o her letting us watch her fuck…
