January 16th, 2012
Ah, the French, such a giving people.
At this evening’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards, Alexandra Lamy, actress wife of French actor and Golden Globe Winner tonight for Best Actor Dude in a Comedy or Musical, Jean Dujardin, gave her husband a bit more than just a French kiss after he won his chicken dinner.
Nipple slips may come and go. But when on live television in front of tens of millions, they tend to stick, you know, unlike boob tape to a dress. Enjoy.
Thanks to ‘Joe C.’ (Joe C. on Twitter) for pointing us toward a photo find from ‘SternNationChick’ (SternNationChick on Twitter).
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January 16th, 2012
Kim Kardashian was walking around in some camel colored pants as a tribute to her camel riding roots, or maybe because there’s research that camel colored pants make a fat bitch look skinner, but no matter what straps, harnesses, spanx or other devices this porn trash uses to look fit and like she doesn’t have the gunt of a mother of four, she still looks awakward as fuck…and there’s a reason there’s not camel toe happened in these pants and that reason isn’t tight pussy, it is the bandages she’s wrapped herself in tightly, the surgical tape and other devices used to shape her while not allowing her big pussy to eat its pants lunch…who cares…really…this bitch is obsolete….
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January 15th, 2012
Nicole Scherzinger went on a family vacation in mexico…and by family vacation I mean family portrait cuz I assume this is her riding her mom as her dad guides her so they don’t get lost…women…
It’s like she’s living out her interbreeding youth…..and I really don’t know what I’m getting at…I just know she posted her Nazi salute pictures of her on a horse in a bikini top and leggings, and here I am posting it on my site like it fucking matters…all cuz she’s in a bikini….even if I find her an annoying ego that had a few hits and let those hits get to her head and distract her from the reality that she sucks..except maybe for her tight body…that part of her is okay and here it is on display…
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January 15th, 2012
Her name is Denise Van Outen and she takes a real fucking shitty bikini pic….at least she does now…maybe cuz the paparazzi just didn’t try hard enough…or maybe it is cuz she’s pushing 40, is a mom and not the slutty magazine photoshoot media bottom feeder my extensive research on her wikipedia page and her google image results told me she was…this is my first post in the 8 year history of the site on her…so she must be a virtual unknown….but I’m addicted to all things titty, even when it is shitty, especially when there’s bikini….so here she is…on the tailend of her career…in all her declining sex appeal glory….
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January 14th, 2012
Evan Rachel Wood showed her titties for FLAUNT MAGAZINE ….and this isn’t the first time that she’s GOT HALF NAKED FOR FASHION PHOTOSHOOTS ….she’s one of those artist, fashionista, hipster, goths who takes herself too seriously…I know you know what I mean and I know it probably stems from Marilyn Manson ruining her with his penis when she was 18….making her watch obscure things and have obscure conversations and read obscure books cuz that’s what identity crisis people do…just go to any coffee shop and listen to the lesbians in conversation….it is annoying…but watching her fuck in NAKED IN MILDRED PIERCE wasn’t…and looking at her little nipples and little tittes for some fashion magazine isn’t either….
Here are the pics…
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January 14th, 2012
Okay, so we’re doubling up on uber-hottie Miranda Kerr before our weekend debauchery, but we just had to share a little TGIF lust-view with our fellow Miranda oglers, courtesy of some sneaky peeky shots of the ridiculously hot Aussie on a hike in Los Angeles today.
Somebody once asked me if I ever felt bad about peeking down the tops of sexy celebrities but I didn’t really have time to answer them as I was busy peeking down the top of a sexy celebrity at the time.
Just keeping it real, or in the case of Miranda Kerr, really hot. Enjoy.
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January 13th, 2012
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January 13th, 2012
Model Julia Stegner brought her titties back to Vogue Germany…because apparently I POSTED THEM IN 2010….along with a caption that read something along the lines of…”For a German, even those who show their tits for fashion, these pics are really fucking tame, considering Germans are more into shitting down each other’s throats wearing LATEX recreationally”…
I’m gonna start quoting myself all thing time, in regular conversation, on the internet and I’m going to preface it by saying “to quote myself”….before dropping the quote….I will be the life of the party…even though I already am….
Either way, this bitch has been toples in and and now she’s in German Vogue again…a magazine I know only because this German dude I knew who lived here had to move here cuz his mother, who was an editor at the magazine, used to fuck him at 14, forcing him to be sent to live with family, even though being a motherfucker, literally, is hilarious and should be celebrated..
That said — here are the pics….
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January 12th, 2012
Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut ….
But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18….
She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….
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January 12th, 2012
I don’t get invited to events…especailly not celebrity events…and if I was I doubt I’d go…even though crashing these things would probably put the site on the map…making me almost question my laziness…before remembering the site isn’t even considered PRESS or MEDIA if anything I’m a red flag and on the list of people not allowed in….bringing flashbacks of neglect when I was growing up and not invited to all the parties and dances cuz I was the loser who didn’t fit in…and that would make me sad, or angry or seek revenge…if I had emotion…or pride…or really even cared about much…or more importantly if I had a pussy…but instead I just focus on what’s important…the pussy.
Either way, Alba and Romijn were at this event….and sure, they both look a little tired….a little older…a little more adult and motherly…but they both are still hot enough for me to stare at…especially when Alba wears her gothic, PVC, Leather, Mesh top dress that looks like she’s ready to get cummed all over in a fetish flick….and while Rebecca Romijn proves getting knocked up by the kid from “My Secret Identity” doesn’t have to ruin your 40 year old model ass or legs like marrying John Stamos ruined her dignity….
Here are the pics…
ALBA:
REBECCA ROMIJN STAMOS
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