January 21st, 2012
What it comes down to is that if more granny aged bitches looked like this….the world would be a better fucking place….It just takes a little fucking work…some good genes and some plastic surgery but it makes hanging out by the pool far less offensive than it normally is when fat, sloppy with their skin slowly peeling off their body…saggy as fuck…but Rita Rusic brings hope…
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January 20th, 2012
This is Kate Upton for some shit called Beach Bunny….she’s got an amazing fucking set of tits and is the kind of 19 year old pussy you want to lust after, which according to my new Christian friend is a sin cuz it ruins marriages and porn is the work of the devil, but luckily for all of us God forgives all sins, making all this good as long as you repent and mean it right before you die….I mean just to be safe cuz you never know…..
Either way, take it in, cuz in a few years, the rest of her will catch up to her tits…it’s a scientific fact…
Another fact, I’m at the porn convention in Vegas…I should be socializing with tits…in person…rather than talking about some photoshopped model shit…and that’s just what I’m gonna do..
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January 20th, 2012
I appreciate that Rihanna is being her own paparazzi….cuz the paparzzi fucking suck and the more these famous bitches promote themselves through hot pics…giving them the smut for free….the happier I am as a guy with a blog…cuz I’m not about to pay a motherfucker for this shit….
I guess what I’m saying here is Thanks Rihanna for being so cool….keep up the half naked pics…cuz they make me happy and it is all about me…
But seriously — bitch needs to update her camera — she’s worse than my at taking pics…and she could have all the free cameras she desires…but instead chooses her free phone she got on contract back in barbados or some shit…who cares
NOW HERE ARE THE PAPARZZI PICS OF THIS BITCH IN THIS BIKINI
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January 19th, 2012
Oh, how Miley Cyrus likes to toy with us with her various see-through tops and wardrobe malfunctions and bra peeks, but last night she went out full on see-through top and no bra and flashed the ever-ready eyes of Egotastic! a solid view of her mammaries; I think it’s fair to say we now have a very clear idea of what Miley looks like topless (for those of you constantly sending in shopped photos of the superstar young diva). Continue »
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January 19th, 2012
When you’re rich and famous…even if that fame is for being a fucking clown….young pussy will still fuck you…because it is better than fucking their college boyfriends….even if he’s the Quarterback…cuz he’s not David Hasselhoff…the guy from TV….sluts are idiots and that’s ok….
Here are the pics of her visiting him on the apprentice probably in hopes of meeting actual celebs she can leave him for…he’s the gateway creepy old cock cuz he’s got more connections that the door man at her favorite club she was fucking for free cover charge….why else would she be in a tube top bikini top…
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January 18th, 2012
Rihanna’s wearing some silver bathing suit that I like to pretend represents her status in the world…you know second rate, but the truth is the bitch won the fucking lottery and when you factor in her level of talent….it really brings that first place winner now a millionaire celebrity point home….And the good news is I like staring at bitches in bikinis….so it all works out in the end….and unfortunately…this is the only currency I have….cuz I’m the real loser in all this…but I do it anyway…and that’s ok…
Here are some shots she put up on twitter like a good girl seeking attention
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January 18th, 2012
These are the hottest pics I’ve seen of Megan Fox all day…and I’d write hateful shit but why bother I’m traveling…drunk…done with customs and ready to drink more…when I find a computer all be back…while this may be my last post ever….and this is my legacy….Megan Fox on her period traveling….which would be great since I’m a real fucking winner…
Check back later fuckers…
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January 18th, 2012
Even when Vanessa Hudgens and her recent weight gain show some cleavage like this was 4 years ago and she was still jailbait on some Disney show taking nude pics of herself to rebel, or to cause scandal, or accidentally, which I doubt…cuz these idiots have so many handlers, it is impossible to slip something like that past them…..I find her boring….but for some weird reason I call being pathetic….I post them anyway…
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January 18th, 2012
Consider this your daily dose of ‘dayum!’.
Kelly Brook got herself into perfect female shape for her photoshoot for her signature line of New Look lingerie and, well, we’re kind of just mumbling and drooling speechless here, like we see it, and we believe it, but we just can’t stop looking. She is so ridiculously hot in her curvy gal panties and bras that we almost want to cry like overwhelmed children at our desks refusing to rise in class for fear of social embarrassment.
And then we read in the Daily Mail that Kelly Brook got herself in shape for this lingerie shoot by having lots of sex. Then, we just faded from consciousness. Enjoy.
Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip
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January 16th, 2012
These idiots tried to sue me when I posted pictures of their honeymoon, so I kinda hate them for that but unfortunately, Lara Stone, a dutch model, has some of the most amazing tits in fashion, I’ve posted them HERE and HERE so it makes it hard for me to really hate her…no to mention I don’t know her, never will know her, and couldn’t really give less of a shit about her…and if anything…it just makes me want to befriend this couple on their get the wife pregnant vacation cuz I don’t deserve such a hot pussy…hence all the kissing tour….and that’s only to stare at her tits in person…but I guess I’m better off just staring at her tits in pictures…cuz they are everywhere, it is more accessible and less wor….and it gets their lawyers so angry…when really the only thing they should be angry about is that she has no ass…
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