Katie Price is a classy, elegant, very wealthy woman…so of course she’d be wearing white underwear like she’s never been in a sex tape, like she doesn’t have the stupidest sized fake tits, like she didn’t make her money being a whore, like she never strapped on a dildo and fucked her husband up the ass, and all other things that make her the biggest pile of trash I want to cuddle up against and burry my face in her horrible tits…..
I’m just disappointed there’s no herpes blister pussy pussy stain….why is puss-y spelled pussy — it’s fucking with my head….here is the panty pic
I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….
I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …
I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….
Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms…
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Here’s a video that Zahia Dehar, an ex-teen prostitute shot for Vanity Fair, starring Eric Roberts, because let’s face it he’s got nothing else going on and the opportunity to hang with a hot, busty, french, 18 year old who got paid to fuck 3 soccer players when she was underage and who got those 3 soccer players arrested for fucking her when she was underage….is a huge deal for him….and after getting through this….it is a huge deal for me…because her body is ridiculous and this video is fucking hot….Looking forward to more of her lingerie line provided it includes more of her half naked….Sluts are always amazing.
Well, blessed be our friends at TMZ who captured the awkwardly awesome moment when an inebriated Miley Cyrus went down on a big dark phallic cake that was for some reason presented to her boyfriend on his 19th birthday last night. (I’ll take socks, thank you very much.)
Now, one could draw many conclusions from these photos, not the least of which is Miley is probably one decently-skilled gamer of a girlfriend, but, we prefer to think of Miley in a more innocent light, as just a courteous party host breaking the ice. With her tongue. Licking a penis cake.
Miley Cyrus is doing good for the world….See she went wholesome, less slutty than she was at 16 and 17, because she knew she’d get a ton of attention…and now she’s going all hippie, hipster, I have small tits and don’t need a bra, which happens to be way fucking hotter than when a bitch tries to act like whore, because it’s subtle eroticism…that I can actually get turned on by….even as PG-13….as a hard nipple is….shit like this in a world of smut makes me remember a time when a hard nipple was all I need to cum….especially after being surronded by throat fuckers, gangbangers, vaginas that have been to hell and back all week….I dig it…
We’d call this a one-upswomanship on the see-through top show of Miley Cyrus last week, but since Lindsay Lohan pretty much invented the see-through top look for former child stars all grown up and boobtastic, let’s call it a reprise of some of her greatest hits.
Lindsay Lohan was out in Beverly Hills and flashing her funbags beneath a sheer top, completely commando showing off her ever-impressive melons for the benefit of the ogling community, and perhaps her probation officer. I guess when you spend your off-time working in a morgue, you’re looking for a few cheap thrills on the weekend; I know that our readers are always looking for cheap thrills. Hence, big win today. Enjoy.
There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….
I don’t know what this is about, but what better way to start a Saturday than to stare at some Mexican titties that are likely conservative implants, cuz Mexican bitches I know all have the worst fucking tits, it’s genetic…
