Dita Von Teese has two secret weapons to make men buy her fragrance. (TheSuperficial)

Mila Kunis is not only gorgeous, she’s also a hero. (HuffPo)

The sextastic stars that you know look good, but have no idea how they earn a living. (FoxNews)

J-Woww back in her lesbionic cocktail waitress days. (SocialiteLife)

I can’t explain it, but there is something alluring about that hip bone area. (TheChive)

Bar Refaeli tiny bikini pics might just be the reason the internet was invented. (Celebuzz)

Isla Fisher proves why she’s an awesome wife. (TMZ)

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Yep, we get your super secret letters. The tear stained crayon drawings of your secret crush. Perhaps none more so than for red headed teen heart throb Ariana Grande, a sort of behind the scenes Nick starlet, who has captivated the hearts of many an innocent (though quite legal) teen lusters.

So we capture Ariana Grande as coquettishly as possible for you, in a white sundress, shopping for other little girly things in Larchmont Village, to see if we can’t get just a few more tears on your next Magic Marker scented letters. Those are tears right? Oh, jeez. Enjoy.

FOR THE ARIANA GRANDE FANS (BIG FANS THAT IS)

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of the always perfect Jessica-Jane Clement? I highly doubt any of you are reading this anyway, how could you with these amazing pictures surrounding a bunch of stupid letters nobody cares about? The woman is absolutely spectacular, so getting her all hot and sweaty in a bunch of cut-off tank tops and sexy undies is a great way to finish off the day. I would like to lick those tattoos off her amazing body… I know that’s not possible, but I’d certainly like to give it a shot.

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Our lust affair with House of Anubis starlet Nathalia Ramos has only just begun and I’m already feeling the kind of palpitations normally associated with names like Alba or Portman, or when I accidentally forget and drink the ‘secret punch’ at my friend Wando’s house and he laughs as he reminds me what I just consumed. Just watching Nathalia run through the streets of L.A. has me rekindling all my hot Finnish distance runner fantasies born of the last Olympic games.

This young thespianic is going places, if not career wise, than at least to the dark and deep and pre-moistened recesses of my libido where the pay is not so great, but the benefits are outstanding. Enjoy.

WE JUST MET NATHALIA LAST WEEK AND THE LUST ALREADY RUNS DEEP

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

I think everybody is well aware of just how ridiculously hot Christie Brinkley continues to shine in the sextastic sky even as she hits some unbelievable years of age. It’s some kind of deal she made with the devil that involved having sex with Billy Joel and that bought her eternal  youth or something like that. Not sure I’d make that deal myself, but Christie did, thank god, so we get to see her veteran hotness perched right astride Grecian princess Maria Menounos, the two girls giggling it up at The Grove on the set of Extra in an entirely innocent scene that somehow has me thinking nothing but X-rated thoughts (wait, does the use of foreign objects always now receive the triple X rating?).

The mere hint of the notion of the whisper of a thought of the trifecta of Christie Brinkley and Maria Menounos and myself at my Motel 6 hideaway with nothing but a Costco bulk sized bag of Circus Peanuts and a handwritten posted sign that forbids clothing for the weekend is more than enough to send me reaching for my calming tonics.

Oh, my. Two generations of super hotties. It does not get better than that. Enjoy.

IF CHRISTIE BRINKLEY HAS TO DRINK THE BLOOD OF BABIES TO LOOK LIKE THIS, SO BE IT

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip