I may post on Amanda Seyfried too much, but as the unofficial Amanda Seyfried fan site, because Amanda Seyfried is my favorite pussy in Hollywood, you know the new Lohan…..I have no choice….
If you’re wondering why I like her, other than the obvious reason, that she’s hot….then I’ll list the reasons here…She gets naked in movies, completely naked, and when naked, has sex scenes, with both men and women and she doesn’t buy into the whole celebrity thing, she doesn’t work the paparazzi like an attention seeking, if anything she’s fucking miserable, boring, and unshowered for the paparazzi in a not giving a fuck cuz she knows she’s hot kind of way….
She’s played the celeb thing right…and I predict a long career, until getting pregnant and ruining herself….and as long as I’m alive and she’s around, I’ll be watching from afar, penis in hand….
Here she is at a movie premiere in some shorts so shiny I can see myself in them…
Scarlett Johansson spoke to Vanity Fair about something I’ve been trying to tell girls for many years and that is that there is nothing wrong with nude pics, taking nude pics, or shooting porno…..here’s the quote…
“Those are old, from three years ago,” she told Vanity Fair of the hacked photos, which went viral earlier this year and sparked an FBI investigation.
“They were sent to my husband,” she added, meaning her now ex-hubby, Ryan Reynolds. She also said for the first time that she was the one who snapped the two nude photos.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” Johansson continued. “It’s not like I was shooting a porno — although there’s nothing wrong with that, either.”
Which would be more believable if she didn’t get the FBI to stop working on drug cartels, kiddie porn rings, and terrorism plots in order to find the guy who answered her security question in her email to get this shit…even though the real mystery is where he found her email….I can only assume it is an inside job…I mean coupled with the whole CNN interview with the hacker report the day he was in jail….like it was on a set, or at least set up….makes me think publicity stunt…
Because seriously, nude pics aren’t a big deal…but people go nuts when they see them….shit goes viral…when what the FBI should be investigating is what she’s smoking on set in these pics….
Pippa Middleton has wronged us yet again…I’ve been banking on this theory of being the second rate citizen in her family theory that she will end up slutting out to get noticed….you know cuz all sisters hate each other, are jealous of each other, resent each other, and in those sisterly rivalries, one of the sisters isn’t a fucking princess who is going to be queen…you know pretty much outdoing Pippa in a way she’d never be able to compete with…and sure she can pretend to be happy about the bitch’s situation…but you know it eats her up inside…
So I’m figuring all this slut watch attention from the media is giving her enough attention to not want to slut out for attention cuz she doesn’t have to….when I see her on Halloween rocking this outfit, totally not slutty, I realize she’s not hungry enough to get noticed because she’s getting noticed and that is why I am putting a moratorium on Pippa posts…in hopes it’ll turn her into that slut I want her to be…
It’s kinda hard to get excited or even care when some Playboy chick who has re-packaged herself as a nerd reporter / correspondent because it has more longevity or maybe garners more talent and respect — because it’s real easy to have naked pics of yourself taken, but much harder to dress in fetish gear and talk about random videogames/ nerd shit….even when her costume is hugging her vagina you’ve all seen before…
I get it, she was young, jumped on the Playboy train to break into the scene and now she’s doing the Jenny McCarthy…but I prefer when playboy chicks turn to porn….Mainstream is so dull…even when dressed like this…
Rose McGowan is the best at Halloween…She has some of my favorite breasts in Hollywood…so this nipple flash is the kind of trick or treat loot bag of booty I’d want on this now magical Halloween Day…and she’s got a fucking mustache keeping this costume current for movemember…Genius…
Writing that title made me feel like a teenage girl, so I’m going to go out and find out….
Halloween’s not over til Miley shows some tit…..Shit this party was like a teenager/pedophile’s wet dream except for the fact that all these bitches are older than 18, legal internationally to fuck or take naked pictures of, they are just marketed to teens, cuz teens have all the money….or something…or maybe it’s that teens are too dumb as fuck to know what’s quality and who really needs to analyze this…I’m late for high school to let out…don’t blame me — blame Miley and the fact that thanks to google she’s eternally 15 and half naked….Google you porn peddler….
And some Zac Effron in booty shorts for the gays….cuz he’s gay…just ask Vanessa Hudgens and her Relationship contract with him…
Nothing like a 40 year old woman dressed like a Playboy bunny, I’m sure this is the costume the slutty mom pulls out for her Halloween party, cuz she works out and wants to show it off to all the men, cuz being a mom really takes away from dreams of being a Playboy bunny…..
But it loses it’s appeal…when she was a Playboy bunny, and Playboy has been pretty much her everything, and without Playboy she’d be nothing….
It would make far more interesting if she wore something that was a little less literal…considering it’s not like she’s some 45 year old who was in Playboy when she was 20 and everyone’s forgot….this bitch is Playboy’s marketing campaign for just 2 years ago…so this costume isn’t even a costume and that defeats Halloween….Bridget Marquardt has ruined the spirit of Halloween…..one bunny ear at a time.
Brooke Mueller is some coke whore who was married to Charlie Sheen, who had his kids, and who is on serious payroll from him, because of the whole “whore” part of coke whore, and it is only natural that she’d bring her shitty tits out to some kid Halloween party, cuz the medicated, ex sluts who are still technically whore mothers, are always the ones who forget to wear bras, all starving for attention and demanding it any chance they get….even in the most inappropriate of places….
See….I hate the Jersey Shore and their entire cast. I hate everything they represent and the fact the public bought into the shit…and I hate Snooki more than life itself…because listening to her and looking at her is equally disgusting…uninteresting and annoying….
But this J.Woww bitch, equally as shitty as Snookie, only she’s the kind of bitch I can handle looking at. You know fake tits prior to fame cuz she wanted to strip or be a Gogo dancer in a club, as cheesy as that is, is at least better than looking like a troll piece of shit…
So seeing her in her costume, is far better than seeing her friend in a costume, even if both represent the devil or at least the fall of fucking society….Enjoy.
I have no idea why I love this Paz de la Huerta chick…I just know everytime I post pictures of her, people write in calling me disgusting…
I know that she looks like a dirty hipster coke whore you’d find at the after party on an hour of sleep the last 72 hours, dancing something crazy in some outfit that’s just as crazy…
She looks like she may smell in some hipster party girl that has seen a lot of promoter dick, drug dealer dick, DJ dick, indy rock band dick….and forget to shower each time….
