November 5th, 2011
I’ve already said I think Rose McGowan is fantastic and more importantly that she’s got amazing breasts….even at 40…..even if they are smaller than they were in the 90s because I assume she works out, is into yoga and pilates and is probably a vegetarian….She’s all rock and roll, dark and intense and sure she fucked up for a few years when dating that full of shit Marilyn Manson, who she may have even been married to, but everything else about her has passed my very easy test…that I call having a vagina….
I think she’s got a second wind in her….but more importantly…I think she’s got a see through shirt on and that’s just fucking lovely…
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November 5th, 2011
I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..
I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…
But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…
Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..
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November 5th, 2011
I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way….
Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.
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November 4th, 2011
I saw the new Twilight trailer the other…it was accidental, I don’t trust that scam bullshit the exploits teens to money make at an outrageous level..
I have never liked Kristen Stewart, I always found her inbred looking and even when she played a teen prostitute with Tony Soprano, I couldn’t jerk off to her…
But they do something with the color on that Twilight shit that makes all these motherfuckers look green, weak, dying and in this case all while pregnant, and bitch was all unable to survive childbirth while looking like she had AIDS and it was erotic as helll….maybe cuz I can relate to dying looking pregnant girls from the hookers I’ve slept with, or maybe cuz she finally embraced what I always saw her as…..even though she doesn’t know me…
Who cares…she’s doing some hollywood walk of fame shit…setting her feet and hands in cement and I’m trying to look up her skirt…and that’s the real point of all this….so try to look up her skirt too…it’ll help make your lonely weekend go by faster..
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November 4th, 2011
I need more picutres like these in my life…they are of Helena Christensen shot by Guy Aroch for an Un-Titled Project thing I didn’t investigate because I didn’t fucking half to….This is like classic erotica or something that you don’t ever see anymore, but did in old playboy, old movies….all sheer underwear in the sunlight, all romantic in a fantasy from the 60s motorcycle trip through europe and not romantic in a bitch wife wants you to take her out to dinner and buy her dinner kind of way….
Seriously, this is the shit I fucking love. Enjoy.
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November 4th, 2011
I do declare….I have no idea who Delta Goodrem is…but I have posted onthe fact she has no UPPER LIP before….not that I’m that picky a dude in everyday life, I mean I generally don’t even notice if a girl has a lip, and I sure as hell don’t even notice or care if she’s got a scab on that lip, but for the sake of this site, I got no choice to call out the flaws on the bitches who have had it too good and who are usually underserving…
That said…she’s a cancer survivor….and was dealing with cancer at 18 at the same time as being at the top of the Australian and UK charts cuz she’s not from America…most cancer patients I know don’t have number one albums…hard to feel sorry for her and her lipless lip….
I have no sympathy….it’s just what I do….
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November 4th, 2011
Ashley Greene is rocking a seriously intense push-up bra…the kind that makes her tits look like implants, even though you know a girl who rides off a shitty movie targeted to teen girls to masturbate to in her career, when pretending to not ride the Jonas brothers for the same target market in her personal life, all wholesome and Jesus loving for the sake of moneymaking…wouldn’t get implants….but why worry about that when you can stare at what her work-out obsessed body would look like with implants…something that’s usually better than the real thing, since implants fucking suck and ruin tits…..Too bad she’s a Jesus lover and not a Jesus Martinez lover….Cuz I’d like to have a religious experience all over her face…if you know what I mean…Good times….
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November 3rd, 2011
Every once in a while, shit like this surfaces to the top of the toilet bowl, and no matter how hard you want to flush it so that it disappears and stops embarrassing you cuz you’re at a girl you want to fuck’s house, it just keeps surfacing….
Courtney Stodden, the stripper who pretends she is 17, for the sake of publicity, that she is actually getting, because Hollywood is boring, the paparazzi are leeches, and the right scandal gets noticed….is something I try to avoid, even if I normally love this kind of shit, teenage bride, teenage sex, stripper hair and fake tits, bottom feeding hard….but for some reason, cuz everyone else is into it, talking about it, I just fucking hate it…..but tits are tits, even when they are fake and pretending to be teen cuz girls who pretend to be teens for an extra 20 bucks are sometimes all you need….I just like when they are less commercial….more desperate…and hungry….
That’s all I gotta say about that…
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November 3rd, 2011
In the event you didn’t know…I think Amanda Seyfried is fantastic….I don’t dislike anything about her…and that may mean I am in one-sided love…cuz I usually hate everything….
You may not have read my post yesterday, but a few years ago, when Seyfried was coming up, I hit up Lohan, and Lohan was raging on the girl….they had worked together, and I guess Lohan wanted to snuff her out…or some shit…saying she was a bitch or something…I don’t rememebr I changed phones….
But assuming Lohan is right and Seyfried is a bitch, not only for stealing her jobs, her attention, her position as the Disney girl with a serious side of her career that she gets naked for…like in IN CHLOE and IN BIG LOVE …..These are pictures of Amanda Seyfried showing Lohan up yet again…this time when it comes to her teeth and the fact they aren’t crack/bong/whatever stained….
I gotta make some Team Seyfried shirts in this rivalry no one else is aware of and that no one else will pay attention to — cuz this site doesn’t matter….so here are some pics of who I consider our new Lohan…
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November 3rd, 2011
Earlier today I said that Scarlett Johansson looked more like Lady Gaga than Marilyn Monroe…and that you are all blinded by marketing, well it turns out she cleans up nicely…I will never admit I am wrong….I’m stubborn like that….and stand by what I say…
But here she is professionally shot, made up and lit for Vanity Fair…the same magazine she approved of shooting porn in….slutting out for a magzine…she’s still boring…but you’ll like it…
Here is the BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO
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