I think Jennifer Lopez’s biggest achievement besides making a lot of money from nothing, or so she claims, but I think fucking celebrity dudes, counts for coming from something, if making it in entertainment is your hustle….if you know what I mean….is her ability to be a hispanic mother of two and not, despite everything her genes want her to be doing, is not 500 pounds and in line at walmart buying pork rinds….
I think the biggest lie about J.Lo was that her ass was ever anything amazing like a Kardashian, but more importantly, that she was the most Beautiful woman last year, coinciding with an album release, in what we call an ADVERTORIAL with People magazine…
Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out…
So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying…
Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care…
I am going to pretend I don’t know what event these pictures were taken at, because I think Jack and Jill is such a horrible fucking concept of a movie, like a mockery to the movie industry and the careers of anyone involved, that I think it is better to just pretend it doesn’t exist and never happened…and Katie Holmes hotness is making that easy….
Sure, she may be a prisoner to the alien gods we all know exist, but don’t want to admit, I mean the concept of DNA code, like we’re fucking computers, is proof enough if you ask me, but she’s still pretty fucking lovely to me…I mean she’s the kind of person I’m okay with being our representative to the higher gods, you know using her vagina for experiments do keep them satisfied and at bay….cuz I’m not ready for a world takeover and massive death and destruction, even if I know we are doomed and know that it is coming….I just haven’t mastered my hand to hand combat yet…
Not that it matters….She’s hot in pink and I like looking at her tit, like this was before she found Alien gods, and got naked in movies to redefine herself from the Dawson’s creek bullshit….before redefining herself as a weirdo wife and mother committed to an even bigger weirdo…here are the pics…of some alien hotness….
I did a bit of research and by a bit of research I mean hardly any….but enough to find out that this bitch LeeAnn Tweeden, who is in Playboy for whatever reason, whether personal to feel like she isn’t getting old as shit, or for career, to feel like she’s got a second wind, was a Hooters girl turned Maxim of FHM girl, cuz she had great hooters, that now she’s showing topless, cuz she’s come full circle for her — she’s also on some sports show….
Who cares..she’s hot enough for me….
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I am really digging the look on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s face…It is like she’s a real movie star all glamorous and running to a car…but I’m more into her leather pants, not cuz I appreciate the death of innocent animal for the sake of bitch looking like a biker prostitute, but because I love fabrics that don’t breate, especially on summer days, holding in all the smells I’d love to rub all over my face once we unzip….cuz you know in those pants lives her best ordour making body parts…true story…
If that isn’t enough of a fantasy for you — here are some pics of her MODELING TOPLESS
I don’t understand the paparazzi…..they stake out a spot, wait for a celebrity to leave, sometimes for hours at a time, and then snap off pics of the shit, but rarely get the picture we all want to see, like of the bitch’s mom ass in the tight pants….I know if I was a paparazzi, along wih being an illegal immigrant, likely Armenian, all my pictures would be of ass and titty, cuz really that’s what fucking matters….these pics of models walking are only good for the real fans/real weirdos who can get off to this kind of thing, while us normal people, yes I laughed to myself when I wrote that, need to cross reference her titty pics from the past, you know revisit her lingerie pics and that defeats the whole point of this…
I like Amber Heard. That’s pretty much all I have to say about that….
I figure posting these pics of the bi-sexual for publicity celebrity on the rise is says enough for itself…
I mean if you read this site you’ve seen the pics of her doing some dominatrix shit …
She’s playing Hollywood proper…sure she’s come a long way from her TOPLESS SCENE in the Joneses….that I had to google her after seeing the shit…But I’m hoping she doesn’t stray to far from topless scenes…if you know what I mean.
Ashley Tisdale’s got a weird fucking face, that she consistently brings out for the paparazzi to snap pictures of her after leaving the gym, in what is mostly the same pair of work-out gear, making me think she’s sponsored or getting paid to wear this shit, and that’s all the work she’s getting so she does it, or maybe she realizes that she has a weird fucking face, so she tries to focus on making her body fit….cuz like ugly girls for generations before her, not being fat got them laid despite their shortcomings…and I’m only posting these pics cuz I thought I saw some vagina definition….an organ of her’s you’d think we’d be more familiar with like she was Vanessa Hudgens….self shot and bottom feeding for attention — but this is as good as she seems to get…Take it in…but if girls in gym clothes are your fetish — you’re better off going to an actual gym, the vantage point and girls are hotter you lazy fuck
I think Kate Moss is the best…she’s hot….even now that she’s an old washed up mom…an ex model who has seen her best years…It may have to do with the rockstar lifestyle, or the fact that she’s always topless on her chronic vacation of a Life , or that video of her doing coke, just made her cooler, or more importantly, that she’s likely had a lot of fucking sex, probably some STDS, cuz models and rockstars don’t use condoms… not counting her kid, but she manages to still look good…and seeing her leave a party, wasted, destroyed, a wreck with some haggard dude, makes me like her even more….
I write Jessica Lowndes on twitter because she is the only celebrity who hasn’t blocked me on twitter….probably because she’s not a celebrity…but some Canadian who accidentally ended up on one of the shittiest TV show ideas, 90210 the next generation, because the first one wasn’t bad enough so they figured they’d bring it back to take up airtime, making me think the bitches on the shit aren’t even paid….cuz they sure as hell aren’t that hot….but I’m not picky…
Anyway, I keep asking her how much the biggest shit she’s ever had weiged, and she doesn’t answer, but after realizing she’s got an ass like this, all filled to the brim, I’m gonna guess it weighed a lot…and unfortunately, I wasn’t there to witness it….
