I haven’t seen my internet girlfriend Blake Lively in a while, mostly because she’s been cheating on my with that dude from ‘Two Guys, A Girl And A Pizza Place’, but I’ll be the bigger person and forgive her. Which is pretty easy to do if she’s going to be walking around with massive cleavage like she’s doing here. What the hell? Where did those things come from? Actually, I don’t even want to know, I just want to sit back and enjoy the show. Nice.
I don’t think anyone needs further proof that Coco is not hot…but for some reason…I call getting naked, slutting out, making a joke of herself like a circus clown with a circus body shape….is interesting to us….but looking at her clothed is like when the lights at the strip club turn on, when the black light of half nakedness can’t hide the true haggard nature of what you just paid good money to….and even cleavage can’t carry this outfit into a place of sex appeal….it just further reminds us that she’s not all that, she’s dumpy, she short, she’s trashy, she’s weird looking, and to let the black celebrity with a weird stripper fetish keep her…ideally for himself because I am as tired of her as her poor dog I am sure she makes lick peanut butter off her twat…cuz she’s just that kind of girl….
That said….Here’s an Ice T and Eazy E battle — Cuz Eazy E died of AIDS and that may explain why Ice Likes this tranny looking bitch….memories of gay in the 90s….
Kelly Brook and I have had an ongoing internet love affair for years now, she may not admit to it, but secretly on Twitter…. Well, she still won’t admit it, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening. At least that’s what I’m telling myself. Here she is in some lame photoshoot for something nobody cares about looking absolutely gorgeous… As always. Honestly, the woman is probably the most perfect woman I’ve ever seen aside from the stripper that just finished rubbing herself up against me.
I have decided to watch this Hilary Duff Uterus Stuff with erection in hand until the baby crawls out of her…because the idea of her having unprotected sex and that unprotected sex growing into new life to add to her already fairy tail billionaire life….turns me on…only because she’s always wearing tight pants, her tits are swelling, her ass is rounder, and her shoulders look less like a dude at hockey pracitice, and more like a fucking woman….I write her on TWITTER and she ignores me….but that doesn’t make me ignore the fact that I’d love to crawl inside her and hang out in her uterus with my tongue….here are some pics of her doing nothing particularly special…unless you’re like me and the broadcasting of being a slut who takes it raw and likes being cummed inside is something special..
Every day there are events that I am not invited to…I’m talking around the globe, events I am left out of, because either people don’t know me, or don’t want me, or forget to include me….From birthday parties, to club nights, to even meetings at the bowling alleys…..and the neglect or rejection reminds me of high school and would hurt me if I actually cared to go…I don’t need your stupid parties…especially not celebrity events…cuz free drink and free food with famous twats hasn’t got shit on couch sitting……and here are some pics of the sluts at the Glamour Gala event I wasn’t invited to…
Beverly Johnson and her See Through Shirt…..she’s the first black model to ever be on the cover of American Vogue back in 1974, a 60 year old revolutionary showing off her nipples works for me…
Alba in what I thought was some latex fetish suit — you know like a little catholic or AMISH or Mormon orhan you can wipe the cum off role play suit — but turned out to be some sequined shit you’d expect to see on a Golden Girl in 89….proving yet again that starting a family makes a bitch really suck….
J.Lo and her Leg trying to be sexy, forgetting she never was sexy….
That dude from Glee
How about some Blondie Deborah Harry turned Whitie……for no reason than to post a bad joke…
Chelsea Handler in Some Cat Suit…that hugged her vagina and tits like the whore that she is…..or that she was to get to where she is.
You know what I like about Eva Amurri ….That she gets naked in movies….or TV shows…or really whenever people are willing to pay her to help launch her career and separate herself from her famous parents….
Here are some of her twitter pics, blurry sure, expect more out of someone like this, definitely, but I’m willing to enjoy what we get…cuz there’s more of her toplessness coming — I feel it in my groin….but that could just be a prostate issue.
I have fond memories when Rebecca Romijn was the big question mark on John Stamos’ arm…reminding us that if you were ever on TV, marketed as a heart throb alongside the Olsen Twins and that crack head Josie Tweedin and Kurt Cameron’s bible fucking sister…hot bitches who had a crush you still groupie out on you…until meeting the fat kid from Stand By Me….and throwing Stamos out the window…only to get knocked up by the motherfucker…then bouncing back to this…..tight fucking fantastic fucking body I like looking at it….almost as much as I did in 1991 when she first started as an SI Model and Victoria’s Secret Angel thanks to her big tits at 19….even though it is 2011 and she’s 39 year old mother…wearing it well…
These are by no means the best bikini pictures you’ll ever see, worst cameraman ever, but they’re of Eva Amurri’s sexy big breasts so I can look past it. I’m just going to pretend that I’ve been hanging out by the pool with the hottie, enjoying some sun and some delicious cocktails and everything is blurry because of the booze. Take me to bed princess.
Yesterday I posted a bunch pictures of pornstars hanging out at the 2011 EXXXOTICA Expo, I liked it so much that I though I might as well share a few more you guys. You’re welcome.
This is unfortunate…..I know people like to say they love Katy Perry, they think she is hot, but those people are fucking crazy, and I don’t believe them, because she’s vile and more importantly fucking annoying….Sure she’s got tits, but so does every fat girl in line at McDonalds or any fast food place, and you don’t see me jerking off to them, but that’s probably because I do it in the bathroom stall. I’m weird like that….but not weird like whatever’s going on in Katy Perry’s pantyhose…
