I always rip into Kate Upton for being a typical teen girl…You know fat in the tits thanks to hormones in the processed foods we eat….all that fast food does some good until the bitch stops working out….or her metabolism slows down when she hits 21….Her ass will catch up to her tits…and that’s why it makes no sense why she’d do a Carl’s Jr Ad…I mean other than that she’s getting paid…and she’s not fat right now…and fatty foods made her tits the way they are…endorsing young girls everywhere to get up on the fast food train so that they too can be bikini models too..or at least busty….and I guess it is starting to make sense…

Here are some photoshopped pics of her in her bikini for Beach Bunny bikinis a company that pays her tits to sell their products…which is fine for now…let’s just home it’s not a long term contract….because I may wanna see obese Upton thanks to her all you can eat Carl’s Jr and ass catching up with tits as nature designed her….in a bikini….but I’m a weirdo and most people prefer when she’s disproportionate in a good way….so here are some tits making money from all fucking angles….while it lasts.

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Hot sexy school girls

Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.

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Apparently Amanda Seyfried says she’s never going to do full frontal…which is convenient in a time when she doesn’t have to do full frontal….because she gets fully naked regardless….and performs amazing sex scenes when not doing her shitty Disney type movies that she does at the same time as Chloe and this Linda Lovelace shit where she says she’s amazed by the pubic hair she has to wear…that’s not her pubic hair…but movie magic pubic hair that leads me to believe she is in fact doing full frontal even if it’s not her full frontal…but seemingly her full frontal…good enough for me….

I don’t know why I did this boring as fuck bitch, but I do and here she is hot enough for me to notice in Glamour Magazine, even though she’s hot enough for me to notice when she’s walking the dog in period clothing….she’s hot even when she’s boring and not trying….

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Big Brother star Tashie Jackson is at the centre of a sex scandal after a hard-core sex tape allegedly starring her surfaced online.

The 11-minute clip, featured on Spifftv.com, shows the aspiring dancer with her reported former boyfriend Romane Hole having sex in a well-lit bedroom, while the Big Brother theme song plays in the background.

Here’s some bitch who Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore with…or at least claimed he cheated on Demi Moore with showing off her sloppy body in a bikini showing nipple for attention…cuz the legacy that is releasing a sex tape after claiming to have fucked Kutcher….a FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Here’s some Aubrey O’Day chunky legs and fat ass in a thong for the couple dozen black dudes who still care about who she is after her making of the band, sex with diddy claim to fame…..

I don’t know if she’s promoting her upcoming Celebrity Apprentice shit, or if she’s reminding us that she’s still let herelf go, and her chubbiness is here to stay cuz black guys still like her for it…if anything they like her more for it…but I know that it happened.

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I am not overly excited by these nude pictures of Daisy Lowe for some fashion line’s summer campaing…because strategic nudity annoys me…especially when that strategic nudity strategy involves hiding all body parts that define nudity as nudity….you know no tits, no asshole, no pussy, no bush…no nudity…..even though she’s wearing nothing….

Not to mention, Daisy Lowe….Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter, who grew up with no father, cuz Gavin Rossdale denied she was his, until a paternity test proved otherwise, all filled with daddy issues and confusion, addiction and willingness to let men inside her to feel wanted…has done PLAYBOY NAKED and OTHER PHOTOSHOOTS NAKED ….making this non nudity nudity pretty fucking shitty…but I’m posting it anyway…

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I discounted Olivia Wilde as a person when I found out that Wilde was her stage name in honor of her family who were literary academics or some shit while she ran off to be a useless, low grade, brainless twat actor….the fact that she was sloppy looking, had a bit of a gut that hung over her pants, and a shitty set of tits helped….cuz when a bitch is hot to look at, I’m into any stage name she wants to give me, as full of shit, lame, cheesy, embarassing, or idiotic as it may be….bitch can call herself Unicorn Anus if she fucking wants as long as she looks good….but when these hipster cunts do it…it is annoying….even when they showing off their floppy titty…

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There’s no nipple in this photoshoot…there’s not ass…there’s not half nakedness…there’s nothing really interesting or exciting other than the fact that Candice Swanepoel is hot…despite the high AIDS in her Vagina rate thanks to being South African…cuz we all know even if she was HIV Positive we’d still be her blood brother, hell we’d even cut ourselves up and crawl into her vagina and wait for our own set of AIDS if she asked and even if she didn’t ask cuz she’s hot enough to have that manipulative power over us…if she’s doing it it must be right….I mean shit…here she is bronzed up and dirty and glossy looking in some Vogue China photoshoot and I’m posting it like it is fucking erotica…cuz when she’s in it…it becomes erotica….she owns us or at least me….

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