Occasionally we get a little mystery to solve. And when those mysteries involve sweet hot mostly nekkid women, well, we just have to share those unsolved riddles with you.

EgoReader ‘DAK’ wonders whether or not this unmarked, attached video is actually that of super Britty sextastic model and reality show personality, Jessica-Jane Clement, in some younger days, prior to her chestal expansion by way of implants. It certainly looks like her, but hard to say for certain not being JJC doctoral candidates. Naturally, ‘DAK’ has bet his ‘left nut’ on being right about this, so what say you, Egotastic! audience — does he keep the family jewels entirely intact?

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Isn’t Out Of Hand At All (The Superficial)
Wearing A Prosthetic Penis Brought Chloe Sevigny To Tears (Dlisted)

Kim Kardahsian TOok Her Big Booty To London (Moe Jackson)
Nina Dobrev Drops Some Awesome Cleavage (Lainey Gossip)

Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Boxing For Twitter (DS nsfw)
A Britney Spears Upskirt For Old Times? (Hollywood Rag)

Julia Roberts Is Still Pretty Hot (Just Jared)
Eva Longoria Flashes Some Booty (PopSugar)

Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery Meltdown (City Rag)
Rihanna Wore THIS To A fancy Restaurant… Amaze! (The Grumpiest)

Erin McNaught Is A Hot Little Number (SI.com)
Jessica White Bikini Party (IDLYITW)

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Scarlett Johansson Makes Stuff Explode
Cheryl Tweedy Does Hello Magazine
Elizabeth Berkley Shows Some Serious Boob Action
Elle Macpherson Is See Through

Hollywoodtuna

The LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville Feud Isn’t Out Of Hand At All (The Superficial)
Wearing A Prosthetic Penis Brought Chloe Sevigny To Tears (Dlisted)

Kim Kardahsian TOok Her Big Booty To London (Moe Jackson)
Nina Dobrev Drops Some Awesome Cleavage (Lainey Gossip)

Candice Swanepoel’s Booty Boxing For Twitter (DS nsfw)
A Britney Spears Upskirt For Old Times? (Hollywood Rag)

Julia Roberts Is Still Pretty Hot (Just Jared)
Eva Longoria Flashes Some Booty (PopSugar)

Kim Kardashian Plastic Surgery Meltdown (City Rag)
Rihanna Wore THIS To A fancy Restaurant… Amaze! (The Grumpiest)

Erin McNaught Is A Hot Little Number (SI.com)
Jessica White Bikini Party (IDLYITW)

Tuna’s Back Catalogue
Scarlett Johansson Makes Stuff Explode
Cheryl Tweedy Does Hello Magazine
Elizabeth Berkley Shows Some Serious Boob Action
Elle Macpherson Is See Through

Hollywoodtuna

Flotsam.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Outrageous. Nobody uses her big round mounds of monetizable flesh better than Kim Kardashian, or do they?

In London last night at the FiFi Fragrance Awards, which sounds precisely like the kind of event where you can kick off your heels and throw back a couple brewskis while talking sports, Kim Kardashian showed up in a very boobtastic revealing black dress that she’d be showing off throughout the early evening with Kanye West while making a paparazzi stir in the Old Country (there you go, Brtis, stop mocking the U.S. culture because you guys were going apeshit over the appearance of Kim and Kanye in your capital the past couple of days). Anyhow, you know Kim expected to be the biggest pair at the party.

Then, along comes British indie actress Shanika Warren-Markland, wearing what can only be described as an evening dress if straight dudes designed dresses for women, and almost flopped out of her dress on the way to making Kim play second fiddle with her second bases. It was a daring double stab at the champ and we applaud.

The queen is dead. Long live the queen. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip