Attack Of The Show hottie Sara Jean Underwood and I have been slowly falling in love over the internet, I know it and she knows it, so I’m torn by these pictures of her in her sexy little bikini. Obviously the fact that she’s half naked is pretty awesome, she’s perfect, but I don’t like seeing her with another man. I’m jealous. Sure this guys beard is more luxurious than mine could ever be, but I think she’d look a whole lot hotter next to a certain carpel tunnel prone blogger. Pretty please.

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Here’s the line-up….

I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies…..

That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know….

Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.

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I’ve been kind of on a role today with all the big breasted posts, so I thought I might as well keep it going with these shots of another busty British nobody. Here’s Amy Childs out on the town with her big tanned cleavage leading the way. I know that all the Victoria’s Secret models looked awesome in their lingerie at last night’s fashion show, but there’s something to be said for giant breasts being stuffed into lingerie that just doesn’t fit properly. It just works for some reason. Keep up the good work. Man she looks like an old haggard Miley Cyrus. I like it.

more pictures from of Amy Childs here

Pregnancy…Some people think it is such a beautiful and romantic thing…the natural purpose of women and men coming together in love to carry on their genes as one continuing the legacy ofmankind into the next generation….

Some people think pregnancy is creepy, cuz an alien creature is growing in a bitch, who in turn gets fat and her vagina gets shredded to pieces…..

Other people think, pregnancy represents commitment, the worst kind of STD cuz it costs a fortune….

While, I think pregnancy makes great fat tits milk filled and noutrishes, while offering an excuse for weight gain, and remembering bitch fucks without condoms and lets dude cum in her….naughty….

Here’s jessica Simpson tits on twitter….focusing on the good….of what most may find bad. While others find erotic….pretty much pleasing everyone…Good job.

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Just like every year, Victoria’s Secret has their fashion show with the same models, wearing pretty much the same thing. I’m not complaining though, I enjoy each and everyone of these pictures. And you should too! There are so many of them, it should take you the whole day to go through them and make work go by real fast. Your welcome.

more pictures from the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here

Here’s one of the Attack Of The Show hotties, Candace Bailey, lounging around looking sexy in some hot chick lingerie. I don’t watch the show, but it looks to me like she’s about to give some lucky bastard a massage. I’ll take the happy ending please. If you’re also in the mood for a video of hottie Sara Jean Underwood accusing Candace of taking a dump in the washroom, you’re in luck. Gross.

Here’s 17 year old Dakota Fanning in an ad for Marc Jacobs and it’s abotu as erotic as watching kids play in the park, it’s so funny that people freak out about shit cuz she’s 17, when no one freaked out that her mom put her to work at 4. She’s likely sexually active, she’s gonna be 18 soon, it is legal to fuck her in many countries, who fucking cares…she looks hot and this is only pornographic or inappropriate to anyone perverted enough to get a boner looking at this shit. The only offensive thing is that she’s fully clothed and bitch is pretending to still have her flower….I guess I just like my 17 year olds sluttier or maybe I just like my scandals to be actual fucking scandals…

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I love my Greek GoddessJessica Simpson. Not that I really care what she’s doing, I’m not the jealous type, if she wants to spend time with a guy who used to be in a cheesy nineties boy-band that’s her business. I just think it might be nice if she made it up to me by sending a sexy Twitter pictures my way. That’s all. @hollywoodtuna1

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After all the posts I’ve done on these Victoria’s Secret bitches, over the last 7 years or running the site, giving them press, even though I know these half naked bitches are marketing campaigns to them, far more interactive than the ad above the urinal at the bar, because they are living, breathing, hot bitches who are half naked…..

You’d think I’d get a fucking invite to their bullshit fashion show, to give you exclusives, to hang out back stage, to masturbate on their outfits while sniffing the sweaty panties, to attempting to lure one of the models into marriage…

But instead I get nothing….but at I can steal shit off twitter….so here’s some back stage footage, not naked enough, but enough to remind you that you’ll be watching that hour of primetime shopping channel on network television no one cares to notice is strictly commercial, cuz there are half naked bitches there distracting…Making me one of the only dudes who hates the shit, I find it cheesy and boring, repetitive and not inspiring and half naked bitches or not it is not nearly perverted enough for me, it is just bullshit marketing scam that middle america buys into…cuz it’s better than watching Everybody Loves Raymond re-runs.

Here’s Doutzen and Ambrosio being puppets for lots of money…not nearly half naked enough and I’m sure I’ll have the actual pics of the event tomorrow. So Ya’ll come Back Now…

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