Babes… Petra Nemcova Crazy Sweaty Hot and Boobtastic Teasing in GQ

June 14th, 2014

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Petra Nemcova isn’t a bad looking lady. I’d probably let her date me if she asked nicely, and wore that sweaty revealing workout wardrobe she’s donning in GQ Portugal this month. How damn and dripping wet is that body on the Czech supermodel hottie, showing off all kinds of allure and potential for deep dark prurient thoughts.

Sometimes I see such beauty and I want to smile. Sometimes, it’s so profound, I want to cry. But in all cases I begin penning my letters to the lovely lady at the center of the sextastic storm and remind her that charity begins at home. And I sure would like to visit her home for a little charity. Petra, I could be your ultimate act of benevolence. I just need like ten minutes and you in that Flashdance outfit all shiny. The angels will sing. Enjoy.



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Babes… Cailin Russo Topless Wicked Hot Athletic Outtakes from Galore Magazine

June 14th, 2014

Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes Cailin Russo Topless Galore Magazine Outtakes

You may know Cailin Russo as the crazy hot girl from the Justin Bieber video last year. But then I’d probably have to ask you how you know Cailin Russo and it would get all uncomfortable and awkward and we could probably no longer be friends. So, going forward, let’s just say you know nineteen year old model and singer Cailin Russo from her hot pictorial in Galore magazine, more specifically, her sextastic topless outtakes that will blow your freaking mind. Justin Bieber who?

Shot by hot celebrity photog Randall Slavin, these visual wonderments of Cailin show an up and comer with emphasis on the up. I was going to say emphasis on the comer, but then I’d probably disappoint my dear mom who made me promise never to work blue. Cailin is captured in all her hot natural body glory, with her looks so compelling, even the nose ring that normally bothers me works well on her. I’m in lust! Stop the presses. Or start them, so Cailin and I can be pressed together in a sandwich of pure enjoy.

Photo credit: Randall Slavin / Galore


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Babes… Luci Ford Topless and Other Fine Things to Ogle

June 14th, 2014


Luci Ford is the ultimate topless housewife (Hollywood Tuna)

Lady Gaga‘s gives us some ample nipple (Drunken Stepfather)

Laura Vandervoort has us at full attention (Starpulse)

Luiza Freyesleben‘s funbags will give you a mouthful (Popoholic)

These hotties love their half-nekkid selfies, and we do too (The Chive)

Coco‘s juicy booty is as close to perfection as we’ve seen (The Superficial)

Khloe Kardashian gave us a peek at her behind (WWTDD)


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Babes… Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures Black Hot in Capri

June 13th, 2014

Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy Lara Bingle Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Capri, Italy

Oh, how do I lust Lara Bingle, Australian model hottie and the subject of so many scandals involving her ridiculously sweet nekkid body. And, might I add, Lara looks rather exceptional in a bikini.

Spotted on the rocky shores of Capri, Italy, my second most common vacation spot after Northridge, Lara showed off the sweet curves and fuller body that makes her the object d’ lust of so many gentleman oglers worldwide. Her hips, that full bosom, those cheeks, it’s all working for me in a sort of staycation in my office. Someday, Lara, I shall be astride you in nothing but my bright yellow banana hammock and a Menthol cigarette ready for the beaches of Europe. We shall be very happy together for up to 72 hours. Hemingway will rise from the grave to write a book about it. Life is for the dreamers. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – OMG! Luci Ford Rides A Giraffe!

June 13th, 2014

Luci Ford

Just like I predicted the other day, this latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite model Luci Ford is somehow even hotter than the last ones. And as much as I’m enjoying all these new smoking hot photoshoots, if Luci keeps this up, pretty soon I’m going to have burned through every single pair of sweatpants I own. So, all 2 of them.

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Luci Ford Pictures

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Babes… Dad Loves Cars and Hot Topless Girls, Get Him Some; Playboy.TV 80% Off for Father’s Day Last Minute Gift Buying

June 13th, 2014

Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose Topless Playboy Photoshoot

Are you like me, a pretty horrible self-involved child who never did anything for the parents who claim on legal notices that they raised him? Well, hopefully you thanked mom rightfully so, and, now, your chance to payback dad. Do you realize how many times your old man wanted to tell you how embarrassed he was of you out there in the mix, but he just said, ‘Way to go, champ’ instead? That’s what dad’s do. They lie. And you owe them for that. So how about one last late Father’s Day gift of Playboy.TV at 80% off the normal price for dear old dad.

Playboy.TV 80% Off Special for Father’s Day

Here to help celebrate are Playboy hotties Elizabeth Marxs and Ali Rose. Now, you can’t get them in person for dad, unless you’re the most bitchin’ son or daughter ever. But you can get him girls just like this doing naughty things with each other and with cars, just because that is what makes this world so awesome to spin around on. Or, forget about dad and let the Karmic winds take you away to some hell hole filled with Kardashians. I’d not take my chances on that one. Playboy.TV, 80% off, for dad, for yourself, for America (and other awesome nations).


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Babes… READER FINDS: Lily Allen Topless, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley See-Through, Jessica Pare Topless, and Much Much More

June 13th, 2014

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Summer’s almost here, my friends. Which means swimming in modestly contaminated pools, gorging on charred meat, and girls trying out their new bikinis isn’t far behind. And while each season brings with it it’s very own set of happy time rituals, the communal gathering around the firepit of the faptastic is something we do here all year long. There is no single season for friendship and family. Something I like to think we are all here. Even if I’m the redheaded stepchild and you’re the evil brother Chet who keeps beating on me and stealing my stuff. Ah, family. Now, onto the skin.

This week’s Reader Finds includes gloriously hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a see-through photoshoot of hotness (thank you kindly EgoReader ‘Dustin’), Sharon Stone quite topless in Basic Instinct 2 (yeah, they made that and ‘Bellamy’ found it), Jessica Biel in a stunning James White photoshoot (goodness via ‘Stan G.’), Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in their unforgettable lesbionics (a classic from the mind of ‘Danny’), Mexi-adult star Kitten Natividad taking it all off (quite crazy, but nekkid from ‘Loo’), Kaley Cuoco in that see-through tank top (luscious humps dropped off by ‘Maria’), Carmen Brundler crazy hot in lingerie (somebody knows of our crush on Carmen, thanks ‘Brandon’), Sherri Rose nekkid on the silver screen (90′s throwback from ‘Kev’), Sara Mitich topless in her more recent sequel (topless ta-ta’s via ‘Jaden’), Jaime Pressly highlighting her goodies (more classics from the mind of ‘Sweetz’), Shannon Tweed showing off why Gene scooped her up (skinemax boobtastic provided by ‘Freddy’), Allie Mason stunning in FHM Turkey (inspired in the least by ‘Diego B.’), Kathryn Winnick cleavy hotness (promoted by the “Cronners’), Vanessa Hessler wicked alluring for Guess! (thank you kindly to ‘Wheels’), Lucy Clarkson bare butt in Britain (cheeky treats from ‘Anzio’), Miss Finland Sara Chafak looking sweet on Instagram (kudos to ‘Markus’ for pimping the home turf), Aussie soap star Lisa Gormley topless wardrobe malfunction (eye spied by the curious ‘Mick’), Clare Lago model hot for ICON (spotted diligently by ‘almendros’), delicious Joy Corrigan quite nekkid (contributed thoughtfully by ‘Rob W.’), Miley Cyrus covered topless pimping Bangerz (somebody named ‘Ian’ has an eye for Miley), Jessica Pare topless on the big screen (lovely Mad Mammaries via ‘Kent’), and last, but not least, Britty Lily Allen topless modeling for the heck of it (donated today by ‘Dansk’). It’s a lot to get through, but bear down, commit, achieve. Enjoy.


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Babes… Kate Upton Nekkid and Frontal Still on SI

June 13th, 2014


Leave it to one of our EgoReaders to uncover the facts, just the facts, ma’am. Like the fact that Kate Upton is still nekkid and flashing her lady nest on SI SwimDaily. I don’t know if this is a continued service by the sports news site or a mistake, but let’s just call it the best thing to ever happen in the world ever. No exaggeration.

Check out the continuing saga of Kate Upton nekkid cooch on WWTDD.


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Babes… Juno Temple Camel Toe Leggy on Set of ‘Black Mass’

June 12th, 2014

Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts Juno Temple Legs and Camel Toe in Shorts Filming 'Black Mass' in Massachusetts

I like Juno Temple. And not just because she likes to get nekkid in her film roles. Though, that is a large part of it. She just exudes that kind of oddball energy like a young Christopher Walken, if Walken had a curvy body like Juno he liked to show off onscreen.

Filming the movie Black Mass, Juno was in wardrobe of some snugging tight shorts that showed off her powerful legs as well as the toe of the camel betwixt her vice like upper legs. I miss those kinds of shorts on girls. I think they’re actually coming back because I keep seeing them on hot ladies, though I can’r recall if it’s been in reality or in those 70′s Charlie’s Angels style flashbacks I have regularly. Man, the 70′s knew how to make shorts for women. Enjoy.


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Babes… Joanna May Parker Topless Black Lingerie Striptease for the Discreet Gentleman Ogler

June 12th, 2014

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Outside of the wallpaper (okay, shame me), I love everything about this splendid pictorial from London glamour and fashion model Joanna May Parker. It has all the elements I love in a photo set: hot girl, lingerie, lingerie comes off. That’s about the full domain of my requests in these artistic matters. Joanna has a body built for show, and while it’s forever titillating to see a lovely lass in her skivvies and silkies, it’s even finer when those drop to the floor and boom boom boom, out go the lights.

Every day of the week here on Egotastic! we celebrate the most boobtastic and alluring among us. Joanna May Parker makes my cockles feel warm, which could be an alarming sensation to the less experienced, but trust me, revel in it. It’s the highest form of flattery. Enjoy.

Do be sure to follow wicked hot Joanna May Parker on Twitter. You’re following 100 people far less interesting. Trust me.



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Babes… Renee Olstead Bikini, McKayla Maroney Cleavy, Maria Menounos Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

June 12th, 2014

Renee Olstead in a Bikini on Instagram Maria Menounos Bikinis on Instagram McKayla Maroney Selfie on Instagram Tara Lipinski Bikinis on Instagram Christina Milian Bikinis on Instagram Renee Olstead Posing on Twitter Hilaria Baldwin Yoga Pose on Instagram

Whoa, baby. Consider celebrity bikini season in full swing. Not that it ever truly ebbs, but it definitely flows a bit more broadly here in the warm summer months, as evidenced by todays bevy of bathing beauty celebrities posting pictures of themselves on social media. Some old friends, some new friends, some mostly nekkid friends, it really is the Easter basket meats Christmas morning here when we check out all the hot shared candids celebrity pictures of the week.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sofia Vergara tanning in a two piece, McKayla Maroney doing her cute and cleavy thing, Renee Olstead back with a boobtastic vengeance, Tara Lipinski bikini booty, Maria Menounos bikini suntanning, Katy Perry bikini kitsch, Emma Roberts bikini vacation, Bella Thorne bikini in love, and much much more. You owe it to poor Anna Kendrick who says nobody ever asks her out on dates to check out each and every one of these socially shared sextastic candids. Enjoy.



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Babes… AnnaLynne McCord Swimsuit Hottie, Forever In My Thoughts

June 12th, 2014

AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA AnnaLynne McCord Wearing a Sultry Swimsuit on a Beach in LA

You know, if Hallmark cards worked well enough to get a woman into bed, they could probably raise their prices. Just a thought for our friends at Hallmark who love pithy sentiment.

I’d certainly buy one of those greeting cards for AnnaLynne McCord whose hotness goes in and out of my life like a swinging door of regret in the nether regions. We only see AnnaLynne once every so often now. She’s probably off with her boyfriend having stupid sex or something. But when she does reappear on our radar, it’s usually in something little and showy like a swimsuit or a not swimsuit showing off her long lean model actress type body. I still and always will have the hots for AnnaLynne, though I am willing to accept one of her two hot sisters as temporary providers while I wait. I’m flexible in these regards. AnnaLynne, we need more! Enjoy.



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