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March 9th, 2014

God Bless Yoga Pants! (The Chive)
Taylor Swift And Karlie Kloss Are My New Fantasy (Dlisted)

Shantel VanSanten Went See-Through (HuffPo)
Now There’s Video Of Jessica Alba Playing A Stripper (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus Took Her Sex Toys On A Plane (Fishwrapper)
Jessica Biel‘s Boobs Might Be About To Get Bigger (Lainey Gossip)

Bo Osinski Did Another Real Hot Bikini Shoot (Moe Jackson)
Nicki Minaj Instagramed Her Shower (DS nsfw)

Now Kirsten Dunst Went See-Through Too (Just Jared)
Wow! Samantha Hoopes Is Stunning! (SI.com)

Jenna Pietersen Lingerie Pictures Are Off The Charts! (Popoholic)
More Catalina Otalvaro Hotness! (Big Buzzer)

Learn How To Pick A Lock (Vidhuntr)

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Babes… Bo Osinski Still Pimping Water, Still Looking Effin’ Amazing

March 9th, 2014

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It may not be an A-list assignment, but nobody is working harder or showing more this past week in a beachy model shoot than L.A.’s Bo Osinski who is working up a sextastic storm in various guises for the mysterious 138 Water company.

I’ve not heard of Bo before this campaign, but I must say she looks ridiculously hot in every single hot girl cliche wardrobe they’ve put her in this past ten days. From tanks and no bras, shorts and no panties, bikini bottoms to sheer wet tees, she’s running the classic gamut of wicked beach girl ware and making it all look extra special. I’m still not buying this water, but I am imagining bathing in it with Bo. Enjoy.



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Babes… ‘Watch Dogs’ Returns With a Release Date and a Whole Lot of Ass-Kicking (VIDEO)

March 9th, 2014

Watch Dogs Release Trailer

It’s been relatively quiet on the Watch Dogs front of late. Ubisoft have gone a month or so without thrusting the hypetastic game into our every orifice, which will not do at all. But fear not, because another slice of homicidal hacker action has arrived.

In this spangly new trailer, some additional plot details surface. Aiden Pearce was once a routine hacker. Y’know, the sort of dude who would change his school’s website so the homepage made scathing remarks about the size of the Principal’s wang. When he happened upon classified intel, it all got a little guys-with-guns-knocking-at-4am. A hit was placed upon him, which went awry and resulted in the death of his daughter.

Which is, quite clearly, enough to send anyone on a revenge-y crime spree. And this isn’t a guy you want to piss off. Quite apart from his tech access and prowess (did hitting a damn button on his magic cell phone just black out the whole of Chicago?), he’s got some rather fancy point-blank gun moves. Can you do that in Grand Theft Auto? You bet your ass you can’t.

Elsewhere, it’s confirmed that we can get our Watch Dogs on from May 27.


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Babes… Eva Green Topless, Elizabeth Olsen Topless, Dawn Olivieri Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

March 9th, 2014

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The weather outside is frightful, well, not here in L.A.  where it’s back to a rightfully drought ready 78 and sunny, but in the rest of the country, a late winter storm is doing whatever it is late winter storms do. Wreak havoc and make everybody shiver, like in the cartoons. But it does make for perfect movie weather, whether venturing out or home, let the elebrity skintastic envelop you like a warm coat of monkey fur with the help of our friends at Mr. Skin.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute recommendations feature Eva Green who will be topless in Sparta: Rise of an Empire out this week in IMAx, Elizabeth Olsen in her best topless scene ever in Oldboy, now available on Blu-Ray, and Dawn Olivieri topless making of the sexy scene this week on Showtime’s House of Lies. Three hot women with amazing funbags baring all for the craft. Our favorite craft. Enjoy.

(And, absolutely do not forget to get your Mr. Skin discounted membership, just in time for, um St. Patrick’s Day!)









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Babes… Jenna Pietersen Lusty in Lingerie and Other Fine Things to Ogle

March 8th, 2014


Jenna Pietersen jugs invokes loads of lingerie lust (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus plays with her new sex toy (Gossip Cop)

Taylor Swift leggy in patriotic wear gets the full salute (FOX)

Nina Dobrev‘s body is a bikini paradise (HuffPo)

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez caught in a dance floor threesome (TMZ)

Katherine Webb all wet for some pool-time fun (The Superficial)

Bless these babes in yoga pants (The Chive)


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Babes… Nikki Lund Models Her Own Damn Bikinis Co-Designed With Richie Sambora

March 8th, 2014

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You know I’m a maven when it comes to fashion. Wait, does maven mean I care not a whit? Well, this is true, but bikini fashion is clearly different. It’s man-worthy viewing. So is seeing fashion designer Nikki Lund posing in her own bikini designs co-created with Richie Sambora for their Nikki Rich clothing line.

It’s influenced by all sorts of fancy words and fun modern adjectives and the like. But mostly it’s Nikki in a little bikini. That looks like fashion to me. And who doesn’t want to be wearing a Richie Sambora co-designed bit of material against their nekkid skin. Well, I don’t. But Nikki Lund seems to be delighting in it. And, really, that is all that matters. Enjoy.


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Babes… Minka Kelly Sweaty Stretch Pants Goodness Leaving the Gym

March 8th, 2014

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Minka Kelly is on my list of the ten most boring celebrities in Tinsel Town. But she’s also on my list of one of the hottest. This raises a complicated dichotomy for me that is easily resolved by listen to happy Phil Collins music while blankly staring at Minka’s sweaty taut body leaving the gym in Los Angeles.

Not only is Minka flashing some of her perfect derriere, but those sweaty marks on her front side are making me very jealous of her sports bra. Yes, you can be jealous of inanimate sweaty objects pressed tightly up against Minka Kelly’s warm chest puppies and still be quite normal. I hope. Minka may not do that much so super exciting, but sometimes you need to add the spice yourself to make the dish hot. That makes no sense. Enjoy.



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Babes… Thank God It’s Funbags! Sissi Fleitas Topless En Fuego in The Mexican Bunny

March 8th, 2014

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First and foremost, muchas gracias to EgoReader ‘Eduardo’ who reminded us that while we teased the pictorial of Sabado Gigante variety show veteran hottie Sissi Fleitas, we never really shared the photos. That was kind of a dick move on our part, though I assure you as usual it was mostly just because I’m lazy and I have short-term memory loss though I can’t remember why.

But on to Sissi Fleitas, the blonde hottie tore up the libidos of many men for many years on Spanish language television, but this is her ultimate show. The wicked hot Cubana looks all kinds of spectacular in Playboy Mexico, flashing the charms that connected her with audiences for many years. Though probably not as connected as many would’ve liked to be.

On Fridays, we give gratitude for all that is nekkid and alluring and makes life worth living if you happen to be a lusty kind of guy or Sapphic leaning gal. Sissi Fleitas can come to my private dinner parties any time she likes. Tonight maybe, Sissi? Oddly, I’m free. Thank God It’s Funbags!



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Babes… Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures Put the Blonde in Miami Beach Bombshell

March 7th, 2014

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Early this morning we saw Victoria Silvstedt stretching and sweating in her beach yoga workout. What’s it all for? Well, this. By the afternoon Victoria was cleaned up, made up, sprayed up, and back out on the beach in a body baring white bikini doing her attention-getting thing. Lots of people I guess do yoga to center themselves spiritually, Victoria to center her boobtastic and bikini bottomside dead square in the eyes of every ogler on the beach.

It’s been one amazing week of hot bodies on the beach in Miami. I don’t envy the girls who half-assed it over the winter with their workouts thinking they could make a display of it against all that top flight competition. But make no mistake, at 39, Victoria is still very much in the game out there. Don’t expect her to go gently into that good Miami night. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Catalina Otalvaro Lingerie Pictures Are Crazy Hot

March 7th, 2014

Last time we had this smoking hot Colombian model on the site, I said she belonged in a bikini. But now, after seeing this latest shoot Catalina Otalvaro did for Besame Lingerie, I think I have to change my mind, because she clearly belongs in lingerie too. Lucky for us though, we don’t have to choose, and you can just go ahead and enjoy Catalina’s perfect body in both. Now that’s what I call ending the week on a high note. You’re welcome.

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Babes… Hayden Panettiere Stellar Hot in Cosmo

March 7th, 2014

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I’m happy but sad checking out these photos of the wickedly alluring blonde minx hottie Hayden Panettiere. Yes, she manages to look like some amazingly tall model once again, despite being diminutive in statute, she’s not the least bit short on compelling naughty thoughts in men. However, I can’t help but note Hayden was shooting just blocks from my location, and didn’t apparently have the time to drop in and say hello or even just for a short nekkid sauna and hot rock rub down. I certainly would’ve done it for her.

I’ll probably get over this snubbing after about four more peeks of these photos from Cosmo UK. Hayden has been all over the place lately, in various forms of hotness. I think this is a sign that spring is near. Or maybe that we should just starting mating more frequently. Hayden always gives me that feeling. Enjoy.


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Babes… Elizabeth Deo Latex Clad Asstastic Kandy

March 7th, 2014

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You know the old saying, a hot girl flashing her booty in latex panties is a memory for a lifetime. I think that’s an old saying. It certainly should be. I guarantee you won’t soon forget L.A. model Elizabeth Deo pretending to fix a car in her leather and latex getup for Kandy magazine. It may actually be the last thing I ever do remember.

Of course, some of you may not fully appreciate a girl in skin tight rubber panties, but then some of you need to learn to work your imagination muscles a little bit more, specifically as to what happens to when rubber gets warm. See. I should would like Elizabeth to fix my car. At least, once I lied to her about which car was mine so she’d think I drove a really hot one, as opposed to one that looks like it was once used as crash car #275 in the Dukes of Hazzard. Elizabeth, call me, I have a jelly that can help you ease out of your bottoms. Enjoy.



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