Babes… Alex Gerrard Bikini in White WAGalicious Glory

July 8th, 2014

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Well, Britty soccer player Steven Gerrard may not be pleased with his national team’s lackluster performance in the World Cup, but he has to be pretty pleased with the MILFtastic hottie he calls his wife. Alex Gerrard was showing off her hot mommy bikini body in Ibiza in a white bikini, all splashy and showy type fun.

It’s pretty well-established here that soccer players get some of the finest wives and girlfriends of any professional athletes. I don’t like superlatives, but the premiere foot-ballers around the world are right up there at the top of the list of bedding down the world’s best looking models. Alex Gerrard is right up there herself. I’d surely love to be her vacation time towel boy. I see moistness, I dab. You hardly even notice I’m there. Enjoy.

 


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Babes… Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

July 8th, 2014

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Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She’s got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that’s why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I’ve said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I’m pretty sure it’s Taylor’s stems.

Every time I’m in Taylor’s neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I’ll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I’ll say, “Hey Taylor, I’m a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time.” and she’d be all like, “Gee, thanks Jack. Let’s hang out and be besties.” This is my dream.


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Babes… Michelle Hunziker, My Future Adopted Mommy, My Present Day Bikini Asstastic Swiss MILF

July 8th, 2014

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I’m still quite amazed at how rapidly my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker has recovered from baby making. This isn’t like when she was twenty and her had first. This is sixteen years later and likely required a great bit more yoga, Pilates, and stomach crunches to get the tip-top hottie Swiss Miss booty and bikini body back in shape. But she’s obviously done just that.

Back on vacation in Italy, she does seem to revel in her fair share of vacation time, Michelle was showing off that stellar new mom again body by the pool, including a fully tight but two-hands grab-able thumper that I would grab myself if it wouldn’t be grounds to dismiss my application for adoption. Quite unfair, but I need to keep my hands to myself until the paperwork is official and my new mom can come visit me with cocoa in the evenings without any legal hinderances. Michelle, we are going to be so happy together. Enjoy.



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Babes… Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless Nekkid All Over Australian Stylish Photoshoot Goodness

July 7th, 2014

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I do so have a crush on all hot women of Australia. Yeah, it’s a broad brush, but my canvas is equally huge if you know what I’m saying, though I don’t know myself. Abbey Lee Kershaw falls into my domain of sextastic Aussies. I’d like to think I fall into her domain of pasty white bloated bloggers she’d like to add to her notch on the bedpost. Anything is possible.

Abbey Lee gets all kinds of acrobatic posing and stylish for this Cara Stricker shot nude photoshoot that I doubt will ever leave the happy part of my brain. the Down Under model has got the complete package of hot looks, wicked delightful body, and a penchant and willingness to show herself off the world completely bare. For the sake of art, naturally. Whatever we gentleman oglers take away is just a byproduct. A crazy hot and drool-worthy byproduct. Enjoy.



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Babes… Rachel Fine Shamelessly and Almost Toplessly Pimping Shittens

July 7th, 2014

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Rachel Fine’s parents wanted her to be a doctor. Or maybe a female rabbi who wasn’t super obviously lesbian. She ended up in low cut tops on the Howard Stern show pushing her handy ass wipes known as Shittens. Rachel’s shameless plugging of her ingeniously if not disturbingly unique sphincter cleaners, along with her willingness to appear almost topless, earned her a coveted spot of honor on the pages of Egotastic! As I’ve told people throughout the years, no, I can not promote your product, though do check that asterisk note about being hot and having big yams.

Rachel Fine, today is your day. Your covering your robust ta-ta’s up with disposable, mitten-shaped wet wipes for ten million people to see. I don’t see how that isn’t the pinnacle of something. Enjoy.


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Babes… Zahia Dehar, Jennifer Lopez And More Hotties At the Versace Fashion Show

July 7th, 2014

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Jennifer Lopez and her incredible butt led the bevy of hottness that was the Versace fashion show in Paris, (Yes, it was a bevy if not a plethora of hottness). J-Lo was looking as sexy as usual in a white dress that showed off her awe-inspiring cleavage. Her dress was also slit up the front so you can almost see her no-no spot. But it is, as always, J-Lo’s booty that calls all the attention to itself. Is there a better more perfectly round butt out there? I submit to you that there is not. But Jen wasn’t alone. Nina Dobrev was also on hand to give us stirring feelings in our swimsuit area. She was wearing a short red dress that featured most of her silky long legs. She’s got some pretty spectacular thighs, y’all. Zahia Dehar was there as well and she brought her cleavage to the party. That was nice of her.

But it is Ayem Nour that wins the sexy outfit contest with what amounts to a jacket with no shirt or bra underneath. Her ta-tas are a sight to behold. I appreciate her decision to not wear a shirt and would like to invite her to not do so in the future.


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Babes… Battle of the Boobtastic for the Ages: Rosie Jones Chest Thumps Rhian Sugden

July 7th, 2014

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Every now and then a conflict comes along that everyone must agree is absolutely righteous. I don’t mean silly rap feuds or even global nuclear showdowns, I’m talking about the important stuff. Like two titans of the tittastic, Rosie Jones and Rhian Sugden, stepping into the caged heat that is the Battle of the Boobtastic. Two lovely award winning ladies with fierce face and hot chests ready to focus on just one goal — winning. It’s really pretty moving.

I don’t envy those of you who must cast the deciding votes as to which of these naturally racktastic angels is of the higher order. The stakes are high, the breasts are real. In your humble opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Babes… Jessica Alba Cleavetastic Summer Hot for GQ

July 6th, 2014

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It is the briefest of pictorials, but it is so ever uber-Alba hot. Jessica Alba, sextastic mommy and former thespianic, donned a very low cut swimsuit in support of GQ UK kicking off the official summer season. I’m not exactly sure from whence these photos came, I only know I want to print them out and kiss them all over, to really get into summer.

Jessica Alba has been so alluring for so many fine female form years now it’s easy to almost take her for granted. And, yes, she’s gone super duper conservative since launching her business and getting into family mode. But the sextastic can not be stopped, you can only hope to contain. And on certain occasions like today, it busts out of its cage and yes, I’m Jessica Alba, I’m so damn amazing looking, check me out! And, indeed, how can you not. Enjoy.


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Babes… Kim Kardashian Dropping Motorboat Fantasies Near the Shores in South Hampton

July 6th, 2014

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Look, I’m as tired of the Keeping Up with the Kardashian dreaded coven as the next guy. But when I see a celebrity with low cut tops and tremendous ta-ta’s like Kim Kardashian, I can’t deny my motorboating fantasies still kick in something fierce. You don’t want to have to marry her (god forbid) to feel the sense of pride in imagining her floppy funions smothering you in the face as she tells you about all the must-see stuff in her new Hamptons spinoff.

Maybe I’m just speaking for myself at this point. But somebody besides my dog Mr. Flugelhorn needs to hear this. Kim Kardashian may not be the one to bring home to mother, but to my Red Roof Inn suite for a half an hour, motorboats away! I’m in. Enjoy.

 


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Babes… Liv Tyler Upskirt Black Panties Peek in Manhattan (Bless You, Summer Winds)

July 6th, 2014

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The summer wind, came blowin’ in from across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me
All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind

I can hear Sinatra in my head even as I ogle the fine legs leading up to a pretty black lacy panties peek at Liv Tyler whose dress didn’t seem quite up for the challenge of a brisk New York City gust of wind whilst strolling the avenues. We don’t see much of Liv Tyler these days, though she is on that new The Leftovers show on HBO. But it’s been a while. Certainly since we had such a fun sneaky peek at the hot celebrity model thespianic daughter.

Every now and then we rely on Mother Nature to give us the sweet leering views we so desperately desire. Thanks to the westerly wind and Liv’s choice or black panties, we have a sweet one today. Enjoy.



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Babes… Liv Tyler’s Mom Bebe Buell Nekkid in Playboy? Yeah, Let’s Do That!

July 6th, 2014

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Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70′s heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.

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Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner.  Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.


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Babes… Claudia Romani Full Tilt Killer Bikini Tush Throttling in Miami

July 5th, 2014

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Oh, my. It can’t be long now before the Supreme Court and the Counsel of the Guardian Elders allows for me to take the wicked hot thumper of Claudia Romani and make it my wife. I have a ring and everything. I’d show you, but it’s complicated.

Claudia chose pink as her bikini color to thong-show off her amazing backside, not to mention her frontside, and all over Roman goodness. I can’t believe we haven’t perfected Google Earth yet to allow me to track Claudia Romani on the beach in real time. At which point, I’d never ever have to leave my seat. You know, once I install the proper tubing. Claudia just makes me smile, her asstastic gives me serious face. That’s my kind of woman. Enjoy.



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