Babes… Anais Zanotti and Coralie Teraiefa Bikini Playtime in Miami

March 2nd, 2014

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Looks like our French stuntwoman and model hottie bikini buddy Anais Zanotti has a new buddy of her own, Coralie Teraiefa, often called Tahiti Cora because of her Pacific Island heritage. I guess these two luscious bodacious women love to skydive together, though today they’ve grounded their recreation to a little paddleball, booty exhibition, and, naturally, helping each other on with their bikini tops on the beach. I have to think that’s more fun for us gentleman oglers than watching them fall from ten thousand feet out of an airplane in jumpsuits.

I can think of nothing finer than two gal pals getting together in hardly any clothing for a little fun in the sun and mutual body oil playtime. Well, perhaps if I was allowed to be their cabana boy for a day, that’s would be a touch finer. I’m waiting by my phone, ladies. Let’s make this happen. Enjoy.


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Babes… Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Eva Longoria Form a Trio of Hotness at Unite4Good

March 2nd, 2014

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I’m not exactly sure what Unite4Good is, but based on it’s title I’m going to declare it charitable, and hip with the clever use of ’4′ instead of ‘Four’. The kids all love that. I do know that it was a cause grand enough to bring out the sextastic likes of saucy Latinas Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Eva Longoria. It certainly has me feeling fine.

Once more, I am left wondering where my invite was to the ball. My fairy godmother seems to have abandoned me too as I was hoping perhaps she could turn my dead AA battery here into a Prius or something and announce I was off to dance the night away with Selena, Demi, and Eva. I guess this all just happens in my mind once more. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kate Moss Topless Teasy Supermodel MILF in Lui

March 2nd, 2014

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There’s one word you can never use to describe Kate Moss — shy. The 40-year old British supermodel has taken another turn topless in this Terry Richardson shoot for the revised and relaunched French Lui magazine. She looks rather spiffy I must say in these pics in various stages of see-through and undress. Certainly not reserved about her appearance even now as a veteran model mom.

I wish more women were like Kate Moss. Insomuch as I wish more women were half-nekkid on the pages of magazines that I can ogle and peruse quite easily. Not all women, just most. Then we can finally stop having to ask that silly question, I wonder what so-and-so looks like without her top on. Because we’d know. And we’d be a much better people for it. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jessica Alba’s Sextastic Sin City Return and Other Fine Things to Ogle

March 1st, 2014


Jessica Alba proves that you can’t spell “skin” without “sin” (Popoholic)

Celina Jade‘s bikini body raises my arrow (FOX)

Karolina Kurkova keeps getting hotter and hotter (COED)

These chicks sure like getting down on all-fours (The Chive)

Nadeea Volianova braless with major sideboob (The Superficial)

Candice Swanepoel and her angelic ass graces us with their presence (TMZ)

Let’s end the month with some nearly-nekkid celebrities, shall we? (VH1)


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Celebrity Babes – Madison Murray’s Super Cute And Sexy Seflies

March 1st, 2014

Since I figure it’s always best to close the week out on a high note, I came across these sexy shots of my future ex-wife Madison Murray and wanted to share them with my readers. What can I say? I’m just a nice guy like that. Anyway, I think these just might be the cutest selfies I’ve seen in a long time. But hopefully I won’t have to wait so long until next time, and Madison will have a whole lot more for us where this came from. Fingers crossed.

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Babes… Amy Adams Kicks Off Oscar Weekend With a Bang-a-Boobtastic

March 1st, 2014

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I have resolved to put aside my general negativity regarding Hollywood kissing it’s collective hiney and saying ‘we are awesome’ in favor of just ogling all the super fine women who will be decked out and showing off this Oscar weekend.

It began last night really with belusted ginger-at-times hottie Amy Adams showing off her spectacular cleavage on the red carpet at some promotional event for American Hustle. American Hustle is expected to compete for the top prize this weekend, although Amy Adams boob-baring turn in that film has already earned her a statue from me. It’s in my pants. But, then, you knew I was going to say that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Emily Ratajkowski, Lizzy Caplan, and Margot Robbie Topless for the Anatomy Awards Win! (VIDEO)

March 1st, 2014

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I can tell you that on Oscar night, I’ll be throwing my delicate European light lager at the TV screen in anger over the poor winning results. No so much as I argue creatively with the choices so much as watching $ 100 in my Oscars pool flush down the toilet yet another year. The Mr. Skin Anatomy Awards are an entirely different matter. I have zero bones to pick with their winners. Obviously, everybody has their personal boobtastic favorites, but there’s not a one of you I wouldn’t shank in the shower for conjugal time with any of these lovely lady winenrs.

For Best Breasts, the delightful Emily Ratajkowski show off and then took the cake for her Blureed Lines performance, for Best TV Show the winner was Showtime’s Masters of Sex featuring most notably Lizzy Caplan repeatedly topless, and Margot Robbie winning Nudecomer of the Year for her epic reveals in The Wolf of Wall Street. Check them all out. And, do enjoy.

(As always, do not forget to signup for your Ego-special Mr. Skin membership, be a pimping player!)



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Babes… Thank God It’s Funbags! Yuria Satomi Kimono Striptease Makes Me So Damn Happy

March 1st, 2014

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Oh, wet and rainy I care now. For Friday afternoon is here. I will travel by boat is need be to the land of recreation and mostly lazy enchantment known as the weekend. But I will not travel there alone. For I will carry the epic hot thoughts of Japanese glamour model Yuria Satomi deep within my bosom. Well, actually, her bosom deep within my heart. Actually, it’s not my heart either, but you get the idea.

Yuria is one stellar find on our Asian tour of, well, super hot Asian girls lining the walls of teen Asian boys who are figuring out how to become men. They are some lucky bastards thanks to the likes of Yuria Satomi and how she works her kimono off to wicked hot body perfection. On Fridays, we celebrate all that is decent and holy in the holy moly hot and swollen department. Yuria Satomi is something else, isn’t she? Thank God It’s Funbags!



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Babes… Jennifer Nicole Lee, a Little Shopping, a Little Upskirt Panties Flashing

February 28th, 2014

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I suppose the most surprising aspect of these gotcha upskirts from BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is the presence of panties. Not that I don’t love those little cotton and silken thongs of joy, but this naughty mom seems like she might go to the mall in a short dress commando style every now and then as well. It’s a great way for the kids to learn where babies come from, in the least.

As much as I do loathe the entire process of shopping for anything that isn’t sold at Home Depot, I must admit, seeing hot moms walking about in short dresses, toned sweet ass cheeks, and pretty white panties would make the process ever so much more sufferable, if not sextastic. Hot moms, please pay attention to how JNL does it, then follow suit. Literally. Enjoy.



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Babes… Hmm, I Wonder What Rihanna’s Funions Look Like These Days

February 28th, 2014


Yep, the Bajan diva has once more figured out how to wear an outfit that shows off the entirety of her funbags without actually getting arrested.

Check out Rihanna see-through topless in Paris on WWTDD. Or don’t, and when your friends ask you, ‘Hey, did you see Rihanna’s boobs?’. you’ll have to awkwardly change the subject to ice dancing. Don’t be that guy. Enjoy.


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Babes… READER FINDS: Elle Macpherson Topless, Kelly Brook Topless, Farrah Fawcett Topless, and Much Much More…

February 28th, 2014

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May all your days be as good as Friday. Nobody ever says that, but they should. Sure, we’re probably going to be flooded out of our lodgings here in Southern California where over an inch of rain could sweep us away like unprepared Noahs. But so long as we get in one more communal gathering to share in our skin-filled celebrity goods, I could go out to the deep blue a happy man

This week’s Reader Finds includes Sofia Vergara sextastic modeling (thank you to EgoReader ‘Bella’), our new favorite fitness model Michelle Lewin wearing little more than tape (quite a find from ‘Styme’), Latina thespianic Ingrid Rubio topless on screen (kudos to ‘Stan’), Brooklyn Decker steamy cleavy in her S.I. Legends shoot (wicked heat by ‘Francis’), Farrah Fawcett classic topless caps (topless Angel provided by ‘Owen’), some rare bikini shots of Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina (sweet find by ‘Dey’), Lea Seydoux model hotness (transmitted by ‘Dave P.’), Elle Macpherson topless as a hot teen model (whoa baby via ‘Steven’), Kelly Brook topless in Piranha 3D (Kelly never looked fine thanks to ‘Steff’), Alexis Knapp topless on the silver screen (knappalicious sent by ‘Worked’), Lisa Bonet topless in scary Angel Heart (Cosby daughter goodies by ‘Damien’), Mary Louise Parker topless in classic film role (more old school ta-ta’s from ‘Frenchie’), Cerina Vincent flashing her impressive pair (lo and behold by ‘Timm’), Natasha Richardson topless acting (thank you kindly to dear ‘Wendell’), Shania Twain in one crazy hot portrait session (Shania lust prepped by ‘Doobie’), Lucie Wilde being super naughty hot (gratitude to ‘harashkupo’), Justin Bieber video girl hottie Cailin Russo topless candids (blessings from ‘Joe’), Kate Lynn Bock see-through modeling pic (sweetness, ever so sweetly dropped off by ‘Scott’), Kate Upton maybe a nipple slip in her SI photoshoot (I’m not super sure, but a ton of you sent this in, thanks), a nip sip of SI hottie model Gigi Hadid (many thanks to ‘Jess D’ for another great find), and, oh, yeah, there was this naughty that seems to be our new object d’lust Valentina Matteucci having her way with her topless self. I can’t verify, but I know you’d like to try. Thank you to a whole mess of you who sent in various variations of this wicked adult clip which you can see here (**NSFW LINK WARNING). Enjoy.


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Babes… Pia Mia Perez Bikini Photoshoot Might Just Be Her Break (And Ours)

February 28th, 2014

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Pia Mia Perez is one of those modern day digital age teen sensations. She’s made her early bones simply be being omnipresent on YouTube and Instagram and being friends with the Disney starlets and garnering a bigger and bigger following. I’m not sure I’d want my daughter doing that, although when the professional model bookings like this Lolli Swimswear shoot for Pia came in, I might change my tune. Hey, daddy needs a new Macbook Pro.

Pia hails from Guam, which I think is actually part of the U.S., though I must admit I slept through most of geography class. Actually, most of 7th -11th grades. The classrooms were just so warm. But I’m going to go ahead and declare Pia my favorite girl from Guam, or maybe wait until she turns eighteen later this year to do so officially with the ribbon cutting ceremony and all. Keep your chin up, Pia, things are looking up for you. Enjoy.



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