Babes… Kim Kardashian Dropping Motorboat Fantasies Near the Shores in South Hampton

July 6th, 2014

Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton Kim Kardashian Boobs in a Super Tight Dress Shopping in Southampton

Look, I’m as tired of the Keeping Up with the Kardashian dreaded coven as the next guy. But when I see a celebrity with low cut tops and tremendous ta-ta’s like Kim Kardashian, I can’t deny my motorboating fantasies still kick in something fierce. You don’t want to have to marry her (god forbid) to feel the sense of pride in imagining her floppy funions smothering you in the face as she tells you about all the must-see stuff in her new Hamptons spinoff.

Maybe I’m just speaking for myself at this point. But somebody besides my dog Mr. Flugelhorn needs to hear this. Kim Kardashian may not be the one to bring home to mother, but to my Red Roof Inn suite for a half an hour, motorboats away! I’m in. Enjoy.

 


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Babes… Liv Tyler Upskirt Black Panties Peek in Manhattan (Bless You, Summer Winds)

July 6th, 2014

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The summer wind, came blowin’ in from across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair and walk with me
All summer long we sang a song and then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind

I can hear Sinatra in my head even as I ogle the fine legs leading up to a pretty black lacy panties peek at Liv Tyler whose dress didn’t seem quite up for the challenge of a brisk New York City gust of wind whilst strolling the avenues. We don’t see much of Liv Tyler these days, though she is on that new The Leftovers show on HBO. But it’s been a while. Certainly since we had such a fun sneaky peek at the hot celebrity model thespianic daughter.

Every now and then we rely on Mother Nature to give us the sweet leering views we so desperately desire. Thanks to the westerly wind and Liv’s choice or black panties, we have a sweet one today. Enjoy.



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Babes… Liv Tyler’s Mom Bebe Buell Nekkid in Playboy? Yeah, Let’s Do That!

July 6th, 2014

Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot Bebe Buell Sultry Topless Playboy Photoshoot

Okay, consider this a compressed, perverted version of my favorite ever game. We just saw Liv Tyler flashing her panties in the streets of Manhattan. Why not look at her model mom Bebe Buell when she posed for the Bunny magazine back in the 70′s heydays. You will certainly note that the apple does not fall far from the tree. Make that, the apples.

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Thanks to our good friends at PlayboyPlus and their special discounts for our readers and their library of nekkid model and celebrity greatness for these shots of Bebe. She really is a stunner.  Like mother like daughter, and insert some factor for Steven Tyler too I guess. He did sneak in there rather opportunely. Enjoy.


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Babes… Claudia Romani Full Tilt Killer Bikini Tush Throttling in Miami

July 5th, 2014

Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami Claudia Romani in a Pink Thong Bikini in Miami

Oh, my. It can’t be long now before the Supreme Court and the Counsel of the Guardian Elders allows for me to take the wicked hot thumper of Claudia Romani and make it my wife. I have a ring and everything. I’d show you, but it’s complicated.

Claudia chose pink as her bikini color to thong-show off her amazing backside, not to mention her frontside, and all over Roman goodness. I can’t believe we haven’t perfected Google Earth yet to allow me to track Claudia Romani on the beach in real time. At which point, I’d never ever have to leave my seat. You know, once I install the proper tubing. Claudia just makes me smile, her asstastic gives me serious face. That’s my kind of woman. Enjoy.



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Babes… LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures Fit as a Sextastic Fiddle

July 5th, 2014

LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu LeAnn Rimes in a Black Bikini on a Beach in Malibu

LeAnn Rimes is either super dramatic when she’s near the ocean, or she was filming some kind of scene or the cameras as she made faces and pranced across the sand in Malibu in a skimpy black bikini. There’s no denying that LeAnn Rimes has tightened her figure to the point of no more tightening required. At one time she was clearly in need of a sandwich, but she looks more toned now than skinny, albeit still a slender kitty.

LeAnn has a new reality show coming out with her husband. I don’t know exactly what it’s called. I do know there no chance in heck I’ll be watching it. I don’t understand why people delight so much in witnessing other couple’s bickering and fights, even if staged. If I want really family nonsensical drama, I’ll just visit my own dysfunctional family. I feel semi-obliged. I’m not volunteering to take part in others. Albeit, if LeAnn had a few bikini wardrobe malfunctions I would probably tune in just to peek. Enjoy.



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Babes… READER FINDS: Lily Allen Commando Upskirt, Elisabetta Canalis Topless, Charlotte Church Deep Cleavage, and Much Much More…

July 5th, 2014

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Just because it’s a holiday in the U.S. doesn’t mean I could possibly neglect this week’s Reader Email bag. It’s gloriously full this week, stocked with a whole bunch of goodies and goodness to celebrate the 4th of July with finest of alluring skin. Before I head off to meet my illegal fireworks connect (don’t do that yourself, kids, have your parents do that for you), it’s time for a stars and stripes ’76 edition of Reader Finds.

This week’s Reader Finds includes more shots of naughty bodacious hottie Valentina Matteucci (a.k.a. Eva Alegra as noted by so many of you, thank you many generous EgoReaders), Aida Yespica so righteously topless and Elisabetta Canalis bodaciously topless (many kudos out to loyal ‘Anzio’), Sofia Hellqvist fiancée of the Swedish prince Carl Philip quite topless (royal stirrings created by ‘Lusen of Finland’), Charlotte Church heavenly deep cleavage (handed over by the infamous ‘Fred’), Thandie Newton topless treats on the big screen (blessings galore from ‘Steven F.’), Lily Allen commando upskirt (inspired most heavily by ‘Michael G.’), Italian sweetheart Bianca Balti quite nicely topless (thank you for the reference from ‘Wheels’), Jodie Gasson topless tenders (ever hot Jodie by way of ‘Tanya’), Phoebe Tonkin crazy hot in her Calvins (demons exercised via ‘Tallisman’), Nina Agdal hot pimping Aerie (Danish delights courtesy of ‘Randall’), Michaela Schaefer in rather showy lingerie (Germanic goodness from the mind of ‘Dewey’), Marla Malcolm baring her racktastic for cinematic glory (observed and reported by ‘Sil’), 70′s throwback to Jobeth Williams topless in an Oscar winner (classic chestal baring via ‘Tom T.’), and Leah Renee flashing her udders for the love of film (dropped at the doorstep by ‘Mitch’). Celebrate your independence from adult supervision by taking a good long gander at these 76 photos.


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Babes… Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: The First Ever ‘Butt Mode’ Wastes So Much Sextastic Potential

July 5th, 2014

Whacked Butt Mode

See that? That’s a great ass, right there. If we had our darn way, any video game with a ‘Butt Mode’ would involve this caliber of asstastic, and a whole lot of VR fondling.

Alas, though, your Ego-buddies aren’t games design wizards, and everybody we know who is has stopped taking our increasingly lewd suggestions. So this first small step for buttkind is an absolute zero on the Hornometer. Still, there’s a lot of juvenile toilet humor, and we all know that’s the best kind.

Yup, Kotaku reported this week that the pretty-darn-awesome Shovel Knight has a Butt Mode. Coming from a 2D Mega Man/Castlevania-alike, you wouldn’t expect too much naughtiness… which is good, because you won’t be disappointed. Its sole function is to change every proper noun in the game’s dialogue to the word butt.

Why this is a thing that’s happened, we can’t imagine, but there it is. Still, it allows for seconds of fun with such lines as When Butt Butt awoke, the tower was sealed, and Shield Butt was gone. Fans of Beavis and Butthead should hit the clip after the jump, to see how this cheat is unlocked and witness the Shovel Knight intro in Butt Mode.

Via Kotaku.


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Babes… Playboy.TV Free Week for the 4th of July!

July 4th, 2014


Oh, yeah, I’m hot pimping on our nation’s anniversary. I think America would be proud of me promoting its finest nekkid ladies bouncing about and giggling and/or making out on Playboy.TV, which is now free for one week in honor of the good ole U.S. of A.’s birthday. There’s hardly a brand more iconically American than Playboy. We might be a Puritanical people, but we did hatch the world’s most popular nudie girls magazine in the world. There’s something to be said for that.

PLAYBOY TV IS FREE FOR ONE WEEK OF SELF-DISCOVERY AND PERSONAL GROWTH!

Now, in response to your questions. Yes, Playboy.TV subscriptions help keep my lights on. But trust me when I say I only pimp the products I believe in and at a very good price. I get offers from literally hundreds of affiliates looking to push their product on these pages. I give them the Heisman. You don’t need Canadian pills or funny t-shirts or power bracelets, you do need wicked hot girls taking off their clothes in premium content. Or you want it. For those that do, I can’t encourage you enough to sign up for Playboy.TV. It’s quite fun. I’m not just the not-President, I’m also a member. Enjoy.


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Babes… ‘GTA Online’ Does 4th of July Fireworks Right: Big Ol’ Freaking Airstrikes For All!

July 4th, 2014

GTA Online The Independence Day Special

If there’s one thing Grand Theft Auto Online loves to do, it’s get seasonal. (If there’s another thing, it’s refuse to give us our freaking heists like the hairy bastards they are, but let’s not get into that right now.) If you ventured onto the streets of Los Santos around Christmas, you’d have seen more damn snow than any Tinseltown replica should experience.

But what of today? Surely Rockstar won’t let the 4th of July –the drunkiest, firework-iest, independence-iest day of the year– go by?

Worry not, gentlemen. While old Queen Lizzie bitches about the fact that she doesn’t own half the damn world any more, here’s what Grand Theft Auto has in store. Today through Sunday, the Independence Day Event Weekend sets in. It offers extra cashtacular and experience, a contest or two, big angry monster trucks for free, and a huge discount on airstrikes. Just as our noble forefathers intended.

For more on this, and the chance to win an amusingly patriotic vanity plate (“AMERICA”), hit Gamespot.


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Babes… Happy Birthday, America (Here’s Some Hot Celebrities in Bikinis Sucking Popsicles)

July 4th, 2014

Kate Upton in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Amber Rose in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Kendall Jenner in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Michelle Hunziker in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Kelly Brook in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun Bethenny Frankel in Red, White and Blue Bikinis and Popsicles Fun

For all her cracks and creaking floorboards, there’s no place like home. Happy 238th birthday, America. You may be too prude for boobs in magazines and on television, but like my conservative Aunt Ella, you still manage to surprise me each Christmas with a different color pair of winter socks.

To celebrate the birth of the nation, we’ve put together a few red white and blue bikini and popsicle sucking photos of some of the hottest celebrities celebrating the 4th and summer in the most exposing and tongue-licking way possible. Yes, it’s a crude birthday present, America, but don’t worry, my Aunt Ella got you some socks to keep your feet warm. Happy Birthday.


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Babes… Courtney Stodden’s Funbags and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 4th, 2014


Courtney Stodden unrobes to reveal her engorged ta-tas (Celebuzz)

A Pussycat Doll shows us her funbags (Drunken Stepfather)

Audrina Patridge backs up her tight booty (Hollywood Tuna)

Gabriela Rabelo‘s drool-worthy lingerie spread (Popoholic)

These bikini babes have us ready to celebrate the weekend (The Chive)

Elicia Perkins has one bangin’ behind (Busted Coverage)

Kate Upton gives us more steamy topless shots (HuffPo)


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Babes… Theresa Ortiz Bikini Pool Time Madness in the Big Easy

July 3rd, 2014

Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans Theresa Ortiz Bikinis Poolside in New Orleans

Consider Theresa Ortiz another reality show hottie that I really need to get to know. I hope she feels the same way about getting to know pale bloggers. She’s one of the cast of Love and Hip Hop and the only one not currently under arrest I believe. Though she could be arrested for exciting the male population to a point of frenzy I suppose. Oh, yes, arrested on crimes of passion.

Theresa and some friends were bikini dipping into the pool in New Orleans when the sextastic meter started beeping, indicating some must capture candid moments. Wow, her sultry Puerto Rican goodies in that bikini. I just wanted to show her my tax return faked with an extra zero added to the income line to look semi-impressive then ask her out for beignets. I think that’s French for doing the naughty. I hope so. Theresa, you are one fine looking Latina lady. Let’s be friends. Enjoy.



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