Babes… Miley Cyrus Topless and Other Fine Things to Ogle

June 6th, 2014


Miley Cyrus busts out her ta-tas again (Idolator)

This may just be the sexiest GIF (Drunken Stepfather)

Rosario Dawson‘s funbags are ready to have some fun (Hollywood Tuna)

Gisele Bundchen‘s nekkid photo spread made our week (Starpulse)

Alex Morgan‘s booty bouncing is bangtastic (Busted Coverage)

Anais Zanotti and Ana Brago love to work each other out (The Superficial)

We have no problem with Iggy Azalea‘s barely there bikini (WWTDD)


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Babes… Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Park Workout in Bikinis and Booty Shorts (Oh, My)

June 6th, 2014

Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga Work It Out In Miami

Sometimes, I wonder if people aren’t incepting my mind while I sleep and stealing my dreams for their own real world activities. How else to explain sextastic gal pals Anais Zanotti and Ana Braga working out ever so sweaty and stretchy hot in a park in Miami in tiny bikini tops and even tinier cheeky shorts. I can’t begin to tell you the similarities between this scene and a dream I’ve had recurring since the age of middle school. It’s eerie, and so damn hot.

Look somebody has to keep in shape and do the fitness thing and sweat so that the world can be a healthier place. You don’t want to see my tired ass out in the park. No, we all nominate Anais and Ana for the representatives of hot touchy feely body workouts. Long may they reign. And bend over. Enjoy.



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Babes… Nina Agdal Hot In Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014

June 6th, 2014

Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014 Nina Agdal Hot in Leonisa Swimwear Summer 2014

Danish model Nina Agdal is out-of-control hot in these pictures for Leonisa Swimwear. She sports all kinds of scantily bikinis that show off those amazing Scandinavian funbags. They are seriously flawless. Her ta-tas are so perfectly round that you can use them to find the diameter of a circle. Yeah, I know some math stuff. My favorite is the black and white striped bikini. That one is also the smallest. Nina also has a pretty rock solid body. She is the definition of toned and tanned. Ironic, seeing as people from Denmark are usually so pale. That’s generally the sad reality of Scandinavia. Though they produce some of the hottest women on Earth it is too cold there for them to run around scantily clad and out getting tans on a beach. Do fjords or whatever even have beaches? I don’t know.

What I do know is that Nina is one of my favorite models. Every time a story or gallery with her shows up on my desk at our Egotastic offices it fills me with warmth in the cockles…of my heart.


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Babes… Jennifer Lopez Goes Crotch and Booty Showy for Her Return to the Bronx

June 6th, 2014

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We all know that Jennifer Lopez is Jenny from the Block in the Bronx. But did you know that she’s never actually performed in the Bronx before? I mean, not since being in kid talent shows and dancing in her living room for the relatives. Yeah, I didn’t know either. But in my defense, I’m mostly infatuated with her curvaceous bottom and spent little time stopping to do the life and background research. There’s only so much time in the day.

Jennifer returned finally to her hometown for a free show at Orchard Beach last night where she pulled all her hot bodied dancer and sort of singer tricks out of her bag. Including lots of her standard hits and a whole lots of legs, booty, and body on display. Hey, if you’re going to announce your homecoming, why not doing it by showing everybody what they’ve really been missing the last twenty years without you. Same reason I wore my authentic Stormtrooper costume to my high school reunion. Enjoy.


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Babes… Thania Peck Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle

June 5th, 2014


Thania Peck‘s nekkid bod is everything we’ve ever wanted (Drunken Stepfather)

You’ll want to pay extra for these boobtastic babes (Ranker)

Kendall Jenner give us more deep cleave (Popholic)

Katie Cleary‘s bod gets our pulse racing (Starpulse)

Jennifer Lopez reminds us why we can’t stop drooling over her (FOX)

Ireland Baldwin goes full on girl-on-girl (HuffPo)

These hotties have some junk in their trunk (The Chive)

Emily Ratajkowski may as well just be nekkid (The Superficial)


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Celebrity Babes – Victoria Justice Is Simply Stunning!

June 5th, 2014

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Here’s Victoria Justice at the Los Angeles Premiere Of ‘Spent: Looking for Change’ premiere. I believe this is a documentary about something I’m too lazy to look up, but I’m glad Vic showed up because girl is beautiful. Sure, I’d prefer if she was wearing 90% less clothing, but she has a face of an angel and I could stare at it all day.

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Babes… Helga Lovekaty Topless Russian Bedroom Goodness By Way of Brazil (It All Makes Sense)

June 5th, 2014

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I don’t normally eqauate crazy hot models from Russia with hotties of the week pictorials in Brazil. But now I do. And I don’t think I shall ever stop.

The deliciously named and ridiculously smoking hot boded Helga Lovekaty appears in all sorts of splendid poses in Bella da Semana from down Brazil way, showing off her just perfectly alluring tops and bottoms and all over as she moves on to various stages of undress. As I perused her photos and saw her bare-midriff and panties clad I thought to myself, man, this can’t get any better. Then it did. I love when that happens. It’s like a bit of boobtastic manna from above.

Helga, I can’t believe you and I have yet to meet so that I might properly drool on your shoes while you kick me in the nuts and tell me to call you when I grow up. Pleasure is pain. Enjoy.



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Babes… Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty, Nicki Minaj Chest Puppies Reveal, and Alexa Vega Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

June 5th, 2014

Nicki Minaj Boobs on Instagram Jen Selter Sexy Booty on Instagram McKayla Maroney Cleavy on Instagram Alexa Vega Bikinis on Twitter Nina Agdal Sexy Instagram Pics Pia Mia Perez Bikinis on Instagram Ashley Sky Bikini Body on Instagram

While we wait for the Free the Nipple campaign to explode a bit broader across the social media picture sites, there’s still plenty of wicked hot celebrity hot bodied and gentleman ogler friendly narcissism going on on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and a bunch of other silly named sites and apps the kids are all using for their homework, naturally. How glorious to love in a digital age ripe with technology and an almost completely lack of humility. It really is combining to provide one of the most burgeoning departments in our mall store o the sextastic. Self-shared self-snapped hottie celebrity pics. Who would’ve thunk of this just ten years ago? What happens in the next ten years? I need to live!

Today’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the beautiful bikini body of Alexa Vega, the naughty nice cleavage of McKayla Maroney, the booty fineries of Jen Selter, the pasties covered ta-ta’s of Nick Minaj on fruitful exhibition, Jennette McCurdy showing off hot body parts, Nina Agdal looking ever so fine, Anastasia Ashley bikini thumper perfection, Pia Mia Perez bikini showoff, and much much more. You owe it to the truly selfless brainiacs who run for public office to check out each and every one of these tremendously inspiring shared social media candid pics. Enjoy.



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Babes… Lucy Collett Topless Selfies Will Light Your Fire, Ignite Your Senses, and Torch Your Very Undercrackers

June 5th, 2014

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Something like that. Lucy Collett continues to be one of the diamonds in my sky, I care not what others thing. And when Lucy starts snapping photos of her own hot and plump snappers, well, consider me down for the count. Or up for anything Lucy.

The hair, the cheeky smile, the cheeky cheeks, and those blessed funbags combine to form the perfect weekend at the lake girl for me. I really just need the lake. Well, and the girl. Enjoy.



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Babes… Emma Roberts Bikini Top Cute-Tastic With Flowers in Her Hair

June 4th, 2014

Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii Emma Roberts Wears a Striped Bikini Top and Shorts in Hawaii

You can’t get much more darling as a young woman than running about the beach with flowers in your hair. Well, a bikini top certainly helps too, even if you by a not so busty thespianic like Emma Roberts. She of the naturally minxy body fame, strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a lei crown and some jean shorts to compliment her bikini top. A full two piece view would’ve been nice, and I suspect it may be coming if I promise not to sleep for the remainder of her vacation. The petite girls always blossom truly when the shorts come down.

Emma, it’s nice to see you in a little less than your typical highly conservative dress. Somewhere beneath that regal shield lies a tigress just waiting to pounce. Just please remember, I have a bad right knee, so please pounce accordingly. Enjoy.



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Babes… Abigail Clancy Bikini and Paddles Will Travel in Ever Warming Hawaiian Waters

June 4th, 2014

Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui Abbey Clancy Shows Off Her Bikini Body in Maui

With the World Cup coming upon us like a tidal wave of the world’s most watched sport, you’re certain to see tons of lists of the world’s hottest soccer WAGs. I don’t like superlative lists, but as a general rule, if you don’t see Abigail Clancy on the list, turn away from thine weak-arsed literature. Lingerie model and soccer wife Abbey Clancy is just one peach of a bikini treat, this time flaunting her A-list female form in Maui, a little present to the 50th State of America where I hope she decides to move one day. I happen to know the apartment next to mine is vacant. The tenants made some big fuss about the unyielding sounds of what seemed like felines in great distress coming through their walls and they just up and left. Go figure.

Abigail Clancy, you and I have a date with destiny. Hopefully, in the form of bikini shopping. Unlike most men who get fidgety during shopping, I could watch you try on bikinis and thongs for up to three years without the urge to move. I get catatonic for the sextastic. And Abbey Clancy in a bikini, whoa, baby, I feel a sudden rush of voluntary muscle disablement coming on. Enjoy.



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Babes… Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC

June 4th, 2014

Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage at Chime For Change Gala in NYC

The very sexy Blake Lively brought her ta-tas partly out of her shirt at the Chime for Change gala in New York City. But it’s OK, it was for charity. Blake was sporting a short yellow dress that has a peek-a-boo window that runs down the canyon of her boob valley. There is some pretty intense cleav action happening in that dress. I’m sure her funbags helped raise a lot of money. I will freely admit that I used to watch Gossip Girl. Why? Because it had Blake Lively in it in various states of undress, that’s why. Plus all the other hot chicks on that show like Leighton Meester. I even went to see that crappy Green Lantern movie in the theaters so that I could see Blake’s yum yums up on the big screen. Ryan Reynolds must actually have a magic ring in real life to have somehow scored Blake Lively. I’m sure the fact that he’s really handsome and has a lot of money helps too.

I’ve been thinking I need to be more charitable lately. If ladies are dressing like this at charity events, I will gladly volunteer my time and energy for the boobs…I mean…cause.


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