Jacky Jasper’s Top 1OO Things Which Make a Chic UNDATEABLE…
If you just tuned in, let me bring you up to speed…I’ve seen VH1’s so-called “UNDATEABLE” program really as a male-bashing show promoting a male bashing book.
This segment is my rebuttal to that show, and here at HSK we’re just having fun. So ladies don’t be offended…just join in and laugh along with us.
Thank you.
Yours truly,
Jacky
With that being said, here we go…
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29. Chics who have rough hands and/or have calluses can not give a gentle touch to a males private area. That makes you UNDATEABLE.
28. Chics who force you to watch television shows like The Hills, The Kardashians and the worst film ever made “Sex And The City” are UNDATEABLE.
27. Chics who are missing teeth (like Tiger Woods’ mistress, Jamie Grubbs) are UNDATEABLE.
26. Chics who buy their underwear from Wal Mart kill my erection, and that makes them UNDATEABLE.
25. Chics standing less than five-feet tall are little people to me. If you’re one of those ladies, I’m sorry honey…to me you’re UNDATEABLE.
24. Chics who have too much collagen in their lips look like someone just punched them in their mouth…which makes them UNDATEABLE.
23 .Chics with itty bitty titties need to call Dr. 90210. Who wants a chic with a man’s chest? So guess what honey? You’re UNDATEABLE!
22. Chics who wear gold fronts look fucking ridiculous, and are UNDATEABLE.
21. If you’re a chic who takes public transit, you probably don’t have a car. If you don’t have a vehicle, how are going to pick me up at the airport? You’re UNDATEABLE!
20. Chics who have a raspy voice sound kinda manly, and that means we can’t talk sexy on the phone. So that makes you UNDATEABLE!
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My top ten list is right around the corner. Can you guess what number one is?
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