Long gone are the days she had people do her make-up for her…now she’s like an ex call girl…or showgirl…she’s forced to chain smoke her broken dreams away…waiting for opportunity to knock…unaware of the little pig of a human she is….
It amazes me that she’s 25 years old and not 40….so fucking damaged….but not damaged enough to call up Terry Richardson to take some pics of her hoping to feel like the “artist’s” muse…while he’s hoping to draw more attention to himself — even though he’s already shooting 75 percent of all fashion campaigns….in a a win win that everyone is going to shit on…while there is nothing to shit on…bitch is flaunting her tits…looks amazing and wrecked…and I’m pretty sure she’s showing a bit of nipple….
The only think that would make this better would be if they were self shot and had more labia in it…cuz using top photographers, even though desperate, takes away from the desperation….you know I want her at the point in her life where people like Terry Richardson don’t answer her calls….we’ll get there one day.
This is probably the first time she’s referred to a bowl being super and didn’t mean because it was filled will butter, or chocolate, or deep fried anything..you know or that the bowl itself was so big if felt like it never ended, allowing her to be the pig at the trough she obviously is….but the good thing about pigs is that they have a set of super bowls of their fucking own….and by bowls I mean her pregnant milk filled mom tits…..
Here are some LeAnn Rimes tight ass in a bikini because being in a bikini is what she fucking does…she threw that good Christian shit out a while ago when she decided to turn on her fans, turn on her career, be satisfied with her money and started tempting married men into fucking her…only to become a sex addict home wrecker with implants…only to be criticized for being skinny, even though skinny is amazing and the real disgusting about her is her fucking face…and that’s all I have to say about that..
Not to discount Adriana Lima’s hot mom body that is better than most mom bodies…even the mom bodies I see leaving the gym that have been working out insanely the last 3 years to keep their rich husbands interested in them bodies…but almost any bitch who isn’t overweight in heels like that is gonna look like she’s got amazing legs and a great ass…even if they don’t…it’s the magic of heels motherfucker…but I know this Lima bitch is pro…and here she is getting paid for the shit…and as hot as you may find it…the whole baby thing throws me off…I mean Lima at 19 was a force…if she was a storm, she’d be Katrina…now she’s just a breezy day….a reflection of what she once was….and that’s the problem with models…they are only human and they get old.
I am not a Momsen hater cuz Momsen turned 18. I will still look at her in her panties…unlike most of her pedophile fan base who turned their back and zipped their dicks back into their pants the second she became legal and fell out sex offender range….cuz I guess these people get off on the illegal factor…while I get off on the fact that she could have stayed on TV making lots of money…but instead opted to be a bitch making music in her panties…in what would almost be insane…if the whole fact that Taylor Momsen even had the power to choose a pop career or a movie career while so many hotter more talented bitches can’t even get one of those things…wasn’t more insane….and who really cares…cuz she’s in her panties and we like that around these parts….
If you like your topless for fashion models who aren’t even that hot because they got to be in this game due to nepotism to be of the lineage of legendary American writers….then Dree Hemingway in these pics is for you…
Sure her tits are shit and apparently she’s fucking ugly in person, but when Great Grampy is Ernest Hemingway all that doesn’t matter….you can pretty much get away with it….
All that richness that comes with being part of an iconic Americana family, get you far…so you might as well embrace it and be a socialite about it…take advantage of it cuz you’re lucky enough to have it and not have to work a real job, cuz you’re getting paid for nonsense, like people telling you you’re prettier than you are, while keeping your family happy that you’re not just milking your trust fund like the rest of them….you have actual purpose and vision….you’re an artist…bullshit…
I get that Lady Gaga is the surprise period stain on white pants while on an excursion that has no stops for a few hours of our lives….if that makes sense….and I get that we all call her a monster…but the truth is she’s just an insecure loser girl who made it….and this obscure “artist” who happens to coincidentally be mainstream when no real obscure artist ever becomes mainstream unless he is a fabricated mockery of an obscure artist intended to make a team of people money…is just proof that there was a time she was just a hipster loser reading VICE MAGAZINE….trying to find herself….who was into American Apparel and Terry Richardson pictures….you know a loser fucking hipster….that now calls up on Terry Richardson as a groupie since they are now “friends” both milking each other cuz that’s how Hollywood friendships work….and I am sure Terry Richardson must love it…free exposure…..but I find it offensvie….cuz Gaga topless on the streets needs to be arrested…shot and killed….and her body paraded around the town square….
Arianny Celeste is only a name cuz she is used to make the UFC less homo erotic…even though throwing a bitch into the mix hardly puts a dent in the homo eroticism….and now her tits you’ve all been too busy getting excited forman on man grind to notice…is in Complex looking pretty fucking hot…and that’s all I have to say about that..
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You may remember Tawny Kitaen for being the nasty bitch in Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again Video….cuz she was married to the motherfucker…
You may remember her as the co-host of America’s funniest people….
But I remember her as the washed up 50 year old coke slut who posted a pic of her dog and her nipple on twitter…cuz the glory days of being some rock and role groupie…who banged Tommy Lee, O.J Simpson, Jerry Seinfeld and Jon Stewart….prior to this twitpic for attention shit….
