Celebrity Booty

I remember the pride in winning my second grade spelling competition. I mean, the short-lived pride before the class bully punched me in my junior mints on the playground at recess. She was a mean sonuvabitch. But, it really was the last award I ever won, so I cling to the title like Brian Austin Green clings to Megan Fox, like it’s never going to ever get as good as this again.

The same peaking effect can’t be said for Dominique Storelli, named at the end of last year as Maxim magazine’s hometown hottie winner. It’s kind of like Page 3 Idol, but without all the fun of the funbags. The sky’s the limit for Dominique at this time, with many more honors, and delightfully delicious leer-worthy photographs yet to come. And, by the looks of these candid photos on-set of her first photoshoot for the magazine, I’d say it’s coming sooner rather than later. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Qiana Chase lives with Hollywood director and eccentric Quentin Tarantino. Rumor has it she trades sex for rent.

I know sextastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee is the one doing all the bending and stretching and lifting and flexing, but for some reason we’re feeling the burn on our end. Huh, something like a phenomenon.

The BBW turned taut-body inspirer of the female gender continues to make the denizens of Miami Beach her workout bitches, strapping on clothing so tight that it’s a wonder she can breathe (or that we can must any oxyen intake while ogling her) and hardcore mentoring her clients into being like JNL. Now, I suppose, if she can get any ladies to look like she does in those gold short shorts, she’s worth her personal training fees and then some.

As you know, I have a personal fear of being yelled at by powerful women, leaving me to stage right exit spinning classes, aerobics, Pilates, piloxing, and just still scared to ask the burly woman at the gym in the hoodie if she’s almost done on the Stairmaster. But the thought of Jennifer berating me for my imperfections and straddling my personal spaces to teach me proper form, well, it may be time to pull out the dust-covered checkbook. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Okay, here’s the deal, you can waterboard the soul snot right out of me and I’ll never tell you how we got these pictures. Although, I should mention, for a free Chik-Fil-A sandwich, I’d spill my guts on even my darkest secrets (except for the one where I’m caught dressing up in mom’s clothes by the ex-Marine neighbor, that one stays in the never-talked-about vault). I am a whore, I have my price.

But, whoa. Double whoa. If we do not have a glimpse of utter greatness in the form of one of our newly growing reader favorite, Leilani Dowding, she of the Miami Beach bikini hotness parade, flashing bits and pieces of her world-class hot body for the mirror, her cell phone, and posterity (or is that posterior?) It’s like a spectacle of the awesome and we are never going to stop looking.

That body. That boobtastic. That butt! Oh, my.

Bless super hot women, Leilani Dowding, the dude who invented tiny rechargeable batteries, and the makers of the Blackberry Curve (from the looks of it.) Enjoy.

- Bachelorette, Emily Maynard, might be worth fake proposing to. (HuffPo)

- Rooney Mara gets her nipples pierced. (FoxNews)

- Katie Holmes at the Mission Impossible 4 premiere. (TheSuperficial)

- Paula Patton looked good at the premiere too. (Celebuzz)

- Santa over-delivered this year. (TheChive)

- Eva Mendes waking up Christmas morning. (GossipCop)

- Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens go to market. (GossipCenter)

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Eight shopping days left til Christmas, which for me personally means about one week left to try and barter for a live mongoose for Uncle Albertine on Craigslist. He has been nice this year and he does only ask for one thing.

As you face the hustle and bustle of the Yuletide shopping madness, or just trying to pretend that early college bowl games are tolerable sports viewing, why not send yourself off into a bit of boobtastic bliss courtesy of the video edition of that amazing little Nuts Christmas pictorial we posted earlier in the week, featuring the trifecta of toplessness with Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, and the vastly underrated India Reynolds.

Just imagine being the Mall Santa when one of those beautiful brunettes slides onto your lap to make a a desperate plea. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Oh, how we’ve rejoiced in our sexy discovers within the soapy confines of U.K. television. They really do no how to pick them, most notably, Coronation Street, from which we’ve previously brought you the super hot Michelle Keegan, the onscreen young lesbionic delights of Sacha Parkinson and Brooke Vincent, and the epic boobtastic of Helen Flanagan, and, now, add to that hotties-to-trotty list, Catherine Tyldesley, young but veteran TV star who joined the cast of Coronation Street just this past year. Catherine wasted no time in making her visual exhibition mark, attempting to steal the show at the cast Christmas Party by way of ginormous cleavage.

We can’t say for sure she outdid her C.S. counterparts, but we can say Catherine Tyldesley earned herself a definite welcome to Egotastic!. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Reader Snaps may just be our favorite new site phenomenon. And, no, please stop sending lewd photographs of your grandma taking her epsom salt baths, that’s not what we’re talking about (except for you ‘Mitch J.’, your grandma is kind of hot). 

Egotastic! Reader, ‘Signore Matteo V.’ hit the Rihanna concert in Torino (‘Turin’ if you’re reading my Yankee-fied diary about the time I hooked up with a Romanian BBW in a church alley in that fine city) and he took along his finest bit of photographer hardware and snapped some sextacular shots of the sultry diva working her body on stage to the delight of screaming Italians. Buon lavoro!

THIS HAS BEEN ONE HELLUVA HOTNESS TOUR FOR RIHANNA

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Playboy paid close to a million dollars for these photos, and the internet allows you to have them for free!