Kim Kardashian hits up Miami. (Celebuzz)
Katy Perry sexy mermaid. (HuffPo)
Joanna Krupa vs. The Kardashians. (FoxNews)
Miley Cyrus sex scene. (GossipCenter)
Paula Patton and the hottest mocha skinned hotties. (Ranker)
Does Ashley Greene have the most perfect body? (Popoholic)
Lady Gaga covered topless photoshoot. (Idolator)
There’s going to be a lot of Super Bowl commercials to talk about this weekend, but our early favorite preview has to be Adriana Lima in a commercial for Kia. Not quite as kitschy or funny as some of the bigger ones being shown during the big game, but, c’mon, it’s Adriana Lima flashing her amazing body and reminding you about the only subject you care more about than sports.
Enjoy your Super Bowl weekend.
Big Brother star Tashie Jackson is at the centre of a sex scandal after a hard-core sex tape allegedly starring her surfaced online.
The 11-minute clip, featured on Spifftv.com, shows the aspiring dancer with her reported former boyfriend Romane Hole having sex in a well-lit bedroom, while the Big Brother theme song plays in the background.
Well, blessed be our friends at TMZ who captured the awkwardly awesome moment when an inebriated Miley Cyrus went down on a big dark phallic cake that was for some reason presented to her boyfriend on his 19th birthday last night. (I’ll take socks, thank you very much.)
Now, one could draw many conclusions from these photos, not the least of which is Miley is probably one decently-skilled gamer of a girlfriend, but, we prefer to think of Miley in a more innocent light, as just a courteous party host breaking the ice. With her tongue. Licking a penis cake.
Check out the full set of Miley Cyrus penis cake pictures exclusively on TMZ.
We’d call this a one-upswomanship on the see-through top show of Miley Cyrus last week, but since Lindsay Lohan pretty much invented the see-through top look for former child stars all grown up and boobtastic, let’s call it a reprise of some of her greatest hits.
Lindsay Lohan was out in Beverly Hills and flashing her funbags beneath a sheer top, completely commando showing off her ever-impressive melons for the benefit of the ogling community, and perhaps her probation officer. I guess when you spend your off-time working in a morgue, you’re looking for a few cheap thrills on the weekend; I know that our readers are always looking for cheap thrills. Hence, big win today. Enjoy.
Photo credit: X17online
Oh, how Miley Cyrus likes to toy with us with her various see-through tops and wardrobe malfunctions and bra peeks, but last night she went out full on see-through top and no bra and flashed the ever-ready eyes of Egotastic! a solid view of her mammaries; I think it’s fair to say we now have a very clear idea of what Miley looks like topless (for those of you constantly sending in shopped photos of the superstar young diva). MORE »
Consider this your daily dose of ‘dayum!’.
Kelly Brook got herself into perfect female shape for her photoshoot for her signature line of New Look lingerie and, well, we’re kind of just mumbling and drooling speechless here, like we see it, and we believe it, but we just can’t stop looking. She is so ridiculously hot in her curvy gal panties and bras that we almost want to cry like overwhelmed children at our desks refusing to rise in class for fear of social embarrassment.
And then we read in the Daily Mail that Kelly Brook got herself in shape for this lingerie shoot by having lots of sex. Then, we just faded from consciousness. Enjoy.
Ah, the French, such a giving people.
At this evening’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards, Alexandra Lamy, actress wife of French actor and Golden Globe Winner tonight for Best Actor Dude in a Comedy or Musical, Jean Dujardin, gave her husband a bit more than just a French kiss after he won his chicken dinner.
Nipple slips may come and go. But when on live television in front of tens of millions, they tend to stick, you know, unlike boob tape to a dress. Enjoy.
Thanks to ‘Joe C.’ (Joe C. on Twitter) for pointing us toward a photo find from ‘SternNationChick’ (SternNationChick on Twitter).
Okay, so we’re doubling up on uber-hottie Miranda Kerr before our weekend debauchery, but we just had to share a little TGIF lust-view with our fellow Miranda oglers, courtesy of some sneaky peeky shots of the ridiculously hot Aussie on a hike in Los Angeles today.
Somebody once asked me if I ever felt bad about peeking down the tops of sexy celebrities but I didn’t really have time to answer them as I was busy peeking down the top of a sexy celebrity at the time.
Just keeping it real, or in the case of Miranda Kerr, really hot. Enjoy.
