I know that you perverts rely on me for all your late-breaking news when it comes to the world of up-and-coming hotties, but I can’t say that I have a whole lot of insider info on Christina Makowski here, besides the obvious: that she’s an instant pants fire. It’s not for lack of trying though. I did an exhaustive 45-second Google search, my new personal best. But all I was able to learn from that is that Christina’s Instagram is a great place to lose yourself in for a few hours and that I have no self-control. So just enjoy.
Here’s one of my favorite beach babes Ana Braga doing what she does best: giving us another great set of bikini pictures to make me forget all about this crappy winter weather. Because no matter how cold it is outside, all it takes is one look at Ana and my pants region heats up so much it turns downright tropical. Now if only I could convince someone to come down and visit.
Here’s my latest hottie discovery: German/American model Anna-Christina Schwartz. And if you think these pictures of her in lingerie are hot, you should check out her Instagram. I mean, she takes great selfies, posts killer workout videos, and has one of the best booties I’ve seen in a long time. I don’t understand how she isn’t a household name yet. Although maybe she’d have a better shot as Anna-Christina Tuna. Hey, I’m willing to give it a try if she is.
According to my sources, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association got a whole bunch of celebrities together to celebrate Golden Globe award season in LA last night. And while I don’t really understand why they had to throw a big party to honor an even bigger party a couple weeks from now, getting Emily Ratajkowski to show off her golden globes like this was a nice touch. I don’t know about you guys, but me and the Little Tuna are giving it a standing ovation right now.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new lingerie hotness from German Victoria’s Secret model Alena Blohm, but luckily, she’s back with another great shoot for us all to drool over. Anyway, I have no clue what Alena’s up to these days (and I’m too lazy to look it up), but as long as it’s not hanging out in my basement all day dressed like this, there’s always still room for improvement.
According to my research, not only is Cameron Russell here a super-hot Victoria’s Secret model, but she’s also given a TED talk (on being a super-hot model, as far as I can tell). Which puts her even further out of my league than most of the hotties I post on this site. That said, there is something else Cameron could do that I’m pretty sure a lingerie model’s never done before: date a blogger. I’m just saying, I think it could make a great addition to the resume. Call me.
Here’s my all-time favorite Dutch TV host (not exactly a very competitive title, but still) Sylvie Meis — aka the former Sylvie van der Vaart and the future Sylvie Tuna — busting out some classy cleavage at something called the Shoe Step of the Year. Whatever that is. And anyway, it looks like Sylvie’s just as impressed with the view as I am. Maybe we can get together and compare notes.
I have no clue who this Jillian Murray hottie is, but after seeing the leg show she put on in LA over the weekend, I want to find out everything there is to know about her. And after some intensive research, I was able to find out that she’s an actress and she’s been in a whole bunch of crap I’ve never heard of. But judging from her Instagram, she looks extremely talented. So hopefully after this Tuna Bump, we’ll start seeing a whole lot more of Jillian in the future. Starting with the lingerie selfies she sends me as a thank you.
In case you’ve ever wanted to see what Arianny Celeste gets up to when she’s not busy working for the UFC as one of the greatest ring girls of all-time, this “Day in the Life of” photoshoot is for you. I don’t know about you guys though, but I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t spend more time with her in the gym. Because those workout pictures are pretty inspiring. I’m already working up a sweat.
HSK Exclusive - A video clip of Basketball Wives L.A. cast member, Draya Michelle, giving her ex-boyfriend David Miranda oral sex has finally hit the internet. This, after the pictures, exclusively obtained and published by HSK burned down Twitter the last few days.