There’s no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what seems to be a promo for her app (who doesn’t have an app these days?), well, we fell into about a six hour tailspin of fantasies involving late night bookstacking, the Dewey Decimal System, and Lucy Pinder all kinds of falling out of her top.

Take a look for yourself and see if you don’t just want to have this librarian shoosh you but hard in the pants. Enjoy.

LUCY PINDER FOREVER IN MY STAR-FILLED SKY

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Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive honorariums, but now it’s started accepting big bribes from the studios to open films like Madagascar 3 and there’s nothing worse than an art-snob Frenchy thing that you come to learn is just a sell-out all along. Then again, there are the hotties…

Frieda Pinto is our latest and greatest Cannes sextastic award winner, thanks to the Indian actress, well, looking all kinds of hot, but that is her norm, but also flashing a panties peek up her skirt and she motored between fancy parties in the Southern France resort town. Frieda Pinto sexy upskirts? Yeah, they make listening to speeches about the ‘importance of the craft’ from Sean Penn almost bearable. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

I kind of get the whole Hayden Panettiere craze, but not quite like some of you. The crayon drawn letters we get from some of you with your hearts on your sleeves (at least, it looks like hearts) going on and on about petite blonde minxy Hayden Panettiere, well, it’s pretty clear why your mom has to scream at home about why the Intensive Care hand lotion bottle is empty again.

And, now, Hayden has hit the streets of the Big Apple in some kind of futuristic leathery stormtrooper in a miniskirt look that I’m quite certain is going to cause the collective thud of basement bedroom doors closing, and yet another reason for mom to get peeved. That little hot body, those legs, yep, we won’t be calling you to hit the mall arcade for at least four to eleven hours. Enjoy.

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

Audrina Patridge flaunts her boobtastics south of the border. (Celebuzz)

Jenny McCarthy plots a return to the pages of Playboy in a couple of months. (FoxNews)

Leann Rimes knows how to handle the big ones. (HuffPo)

Pamela Anderson gives a boozy lapdance in front of a window. Well played. (TMZ)

Jessica Alba made the asstastic up bikini pose famous. Now others are copying her. (COED)

Ali Larter struts around town in a short black skirt. (Celebslam)

Natalie Portman and other hot actresses who’ve played strippers. (Ranker)

Egotastic! The Sexy Side Of Celebrity Gossip

I don’t really give a fuck who Eliza Doolittle….I don’t really see a need to look her up and figure out her story….because I doubt it is all that interestng…or any more interesting than the fact that she’s in a bikini…reminding us that right now…all that matters when it comes to her…is this fucking moment….until the next time she puts herself out there…replaces this one….who cares here is her ass crack…

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