Colombian model and professional sexy person Lina Posada is on (figurative) fire in this bikini shoot. She feels at home in these teeny weeny bikinis made by Colombian brand Babalu swimwear. I’d like to call your particular attention to the pic of her on all fours on the shore. They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this one is worth about a bajilion. Her skin in the perfect combination of tan and creamy. It’s like these dulce de leche and vanilla swirl treats I used to get at the Mexican supermarket back in Texas when I was a kid. Her chest is, for lack of a better word, spectacular. They should be bronzed and put in a museum.
I’m not sure what it is they put in the water down there in Colombia that makes women like Lina and Sofia Vergara possible. Maybe it’s just a good genetic pool or perhaps it’s the diet. Either way, I think I’m planning a fact finding mission down to Bogota to investigate.
Designer Nikki Lund and Playboy playmate Nikki Leigh got together for an afternoon of sweating and grunting. The two Nikkis worked out together in form fitting yoga pants and sports bras. There is something about a girl in a nice pair of hip hugging Lululemons that makes everything alright with the world. It’s pretty much the only reason to go to the gym. The gals did some deep squats and then bent over to work out their cleavage while lifting little pink free weights. You can tell that the Nikkis like to workout because they are both in redonkulously good shape. I wonder how this friendship formed in the first place? Was it simply a case of, “Hey, my name is Nikki too! Do you want to get together and stretch in tight workout clothes?” That’s how I’m going to choose to believe it happened.
I wonder if I could hire them to give me some private lessons. I might pass out from the exertion but it would be worth it.
Babes… Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima Cleavy and Leggy at Victoria’s Secret Conference in LondonApril 16th, 2014
Gal pals Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima looked appropriately sensual at a Victoria’s Secret press conference. They were there to announce that the next Victoria’s Secret lingerie fashion show is going to be held in London. Adriana wore a dress that had the benefit of both short and having a special window to oggle her funbags. Candice looked equally as smoking in a white dress that showed off her ample cleavage. It is the mark of a truly sexy woman when they are equally as provocative fully clothed or just wearing underwear and a pair of angel wings. These two ladies have been my favorite Victoria’s Secret models for a while. There is just something fun and exciting about them. They look like they are actually having a good time on the runway and not like they are just going through the motions.
I look forward to seeing what frilly bits of awesomeness they will be wearing when the show happens in London. Rest assured, we’re on it like fish on chips.
Kendall Jenner shows off her booty in short cut-offs at the Coachella music festival. Kendall is attending the outdoor music fest along with a lot of other celebrities. What this outfit shows is that the best part of these outdoor music festivals isn’t the music, it’s the scantily clad outfits that the ladies wear. This is a truth that goes back to the days of Woodstock. Kendall is a particularly hot girl with a variation on the famous Kardashian/Jenner booty. She puts the cut in cutt-offs with these shorts. They show just the right bit of butt cheek peaking out of the bottom. Much more and it would be indecent. If it was longer it would just be a pair of boring old jean shorts. This is the genius of Kendall Jenner. For a young girl she understands what sexy is and what it is not. That’s a rare thing in today’s youth. My hope is that young girls will take a page from her fashion playbook and practice proper butt cheek implementation.
It kind of makes me wish that I was at Coachella so I could behold this sight in person. Maybe next year.
French Canadian hottie Anais Pouliot is in all her slightly covered topless glory in this month’s Victoria’s Secret. Anais is just barely concealing her chesticles from view in these pictures. She is also sporting a flower crown. It’s all very nymphlike, if nymphs wore frilly lingerie. I like to believe that if nymphs had money they might venture to the local mall to purchase a nice garter belt of bustier. Unfortunately, they don’t actually exist. Still, the effect of Anais’ photos is both shy and coquettish and super hot. I think it’s probably due to her French Canadian heritage. Canadians tend to be fairly reserved unless they are at a hockey game. But the French are all about the sexy sex. I was once in Paris and I saw more breasts out in the wild than I’ve ever encountered before. This Quebec must be a magical place.
I’m going to have to get a hold of this April Victoria’s Secret catalog. You know, for research. It is both my job and my duty.
Taylor Swift is a gorgeous girl in many different ways but if you made me pick her best feature, I’d have to say it’s her legs. Lucky for us she likes to show them off. Taylor was in New York and went out on the town in a very revealing pair of shorts. It’s an interesting choice because I live in New York and it’s still the tiniest bit cold here. This makes me think that Taylor is willing to suffer a little discomfort so that the rest of us can enjoy her legs. What a humanitarian. The color and texture of her skin can only be described as creamy. Her legs look like one of those food sculptors from the Food Network carved them out of white chocolate for some throwdown show or whatever. I love white chocolate and I like a long pair of “gams”, as my grandfather would say. Yes, my grandfather was a 1940′s private eye.
I think Taylor should never wear a full set of pants. Her gifts, besides writing catchy tunes and being generally hot, is those legs. It would be a shame to hide them away in a pair of jeans.
I don’t like to fight. Not because I’m not the utmost in manly male toughness, but because I always lose. You know that expression about ‘pick your battles’, well, I always pick the wrong ones. So I should’ve known better when EgoReader ‘Mel C.’ argued with me over some comment I made about girls in certain wardrobes being the hottest looking ladies on the planet. I neglected to mention topless girls in jeans apparently, which sent Mel C. into a rant about how I am as wrong as wrong can be and I don’t deserve oxygen, or something like that.
I was going to fight back until he sent a solid book of evidence, presented herein. You may see some faces you recognize, you know, if you are looking at faces. But I am ready and open to admit my own omission on behalf of hot topless girls in denim. This really is a thing. A really good thing. Enjoy.
Whoa, I did not expect to see Miranda Cosgrove like this, well, ever. Not that she’s ever going to be baring her wares like some of her former iCarly counterparts like Emily Ratajkowski or even Jennette McCurdy, but Miranda has always been the one to remain down on the farm as it were, in terms of exhibitions of growing into womanhood.
But this odd, but sultry black and white photoshoot for Spirit and Flesh magazine sheds an entirely new light on the attractive brunette TV starlet. A new light I like very much. Some of the makeup and styling is a bit much, but underneath there is the inklings of a twinkling of the genesis of a sextastic Miranda Cosgrove. If this is the tip of the iceberg, I’m ready to dive into cold waters to explore deeper. Just, please, discount the shrinkage. Enjoy.
Jessica Simpson‘s hotness comeback took a brief hiatus these past couple months, but not to worry, because it’s back again thanks to these shots of her at some charity benefit event from over the weekend. Although if Jessica really wanted to do some good, she would’ve pulled that zipper down a few inches, or preferably a few feet. Because nothing makes me want to reach for my wallet more than a peek at Jessica’s cleavage. It’s what’s made her such a great spokesmodel all these years.
I’m beginning to feel a little bit like that William H. Macy character in Boogie Nights who keeps finding his professional adult film star wife ‘engaged’ in off hours work at every turn. I’ve just recovered from knowing that my future wife and extremely hot model Edita Vilkeviciute has been hanging out topless on the beach in St. Barts, now I’ve discovered she was caught changing and all over nekkid on the beach for all the world to see. Well, all the Egotastic! world to see. I feel like our relationship could use a few boundaries.
Obviously, I’m polyamorous, meaning, I have zero self restraint. And I expected to bring this up with Edita when she stops sicking her Teutonic dogs on me every time I get within fifty feet. But the idea that she’s just going to flash her perfect bare funbags and lady nest, not to mention that world class bottom, sans any clothing whenever and wherever she likes. Well, I’m going to have to talk to her about who is wearing the pants in this future marriage. Hopefully, it won’t be more for any great lengths. Enjoy.
Well, this is a thing. I don’t care if you’re a big Rihanna fan or not. Personally, I’d steal any kids milk money to pay for five minutes alone time with Rihanna’s naturally hot body. But you must give her and her buttocks credit for going bare and crazy hot sextastic for a photoshoot in Hollywood.
Rihanna was clearly not wearing any panties, her tanlines showing as her rump was poked skyward in a very provocative set of poses for the camera crew snapping her immortal lady humps. Wow, I need a minute to myself. Just stellar posing and preening and bare asstastic exhibiting by the Bajan diva. Rihanna has consistently delivered in the skintastic showoff department, an A-plus student in that regard. Even when captured telescopically from afar, she’s making a fine display of her alluring assets. I’m so happy, for her, for me, and for those yet to be converted. What an arse. Enjoy.