Babes… Lucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much of What You Need

August 20th, 2014

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One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed.

You don’t soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I’m often reminded of Uncle Sal’s wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I’m sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal’s advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie’s mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it’s way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy.



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Babes… Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

August 20th, 2014

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Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She’s a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.


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Babes… Julija Steponaviciute Topless Lean Hotness in Elle France

August 20th, 2014

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No relation to Edita Vilkeviciute, my future hot wife, Julija Steponaviciute is a tall, lean, super hot Lithuanian model presence of her own these days, modeling since a young teen, now in her early 20′s and making a big splash in the likes of Elle France where they do love to show off hot model bare boobtastic.

And what a body it is. Julija’s body seems to go on forever, which in my mind, it really actually is continuing forever and her perfect Lithuanian funbags, oh, just the absolutely righteous dessert to a hot body meal. I really think I need to start investigating this viciute family lineage in Lithuania, staring with all the 6-foot tall super hot ones. Line them up. The inspection is ready to begin! Enjoy.



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Babes… Jessica Simpson Big Mama Boobtastic Out for Pimping Her Scent

August 19th, 2014

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Jessica Simpson does not hold back when it comes to working the consumer side of her merchandise empire. No holds barred. Or funbags. The mom and recent wife and queen of all things licensed on the Target shelves has a new perfume out with some name that surely sounds powerful yet feminine, tough yet soft. Something like that. What is mostly definitely powerful yet feminine are Jessica’s major league honkers on display in her advertisement for the on-sale scent. Holy big honkers. Those are some pimping hard giant sized peaches.

There’s no point in questioning Jessica Simpson’s business choices. She’s proven herself to have a nose, and chest, for this type of work. If she believes flashing her mega cans is going to help her sell her fragrance, I am certainly not going to ask her to cover up. I wouldn’t ask her that under any circumstance. Enjoy.



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Babes… Claudia Romani, The Italian Flag Swimsuit, and One Fine Thumper

August 19th, 2014

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I’m beginning to think Claudia Romani and her perfectly plump behind and I are getting somewhere. I received these photos in my mailbox I believe to be sent by Claudia’s hind-side in order to tease me into some kind of lasting proposal. It’s definitely working. I can barely move a muscle while my eyes are trained on the boot of this wicked wanton brunette from The Boot. I become paralyzed with thoughts of gentle spankings and all-over-loofah butt washes. Truly these are the happiest thoughts of my daily existence.

Someday, when society’s laws have caught up to the primal lust shared between myself and Claudia Romani’s killer tush, we shall become united as one with lots of candles and cheers and cheap booze we’re pretending isn’t so cheap. I shall wait for that day here in my Chair of Patience. But not much longer I hope. I can’t stand it. Stupid chair isn’t working. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sveva Alviti Goes Topless In Miami Beach

August 19th, 2014

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Italian model and molto bella Sveva Alviti decided to let the girls out for some air in one of the topless beaches in Miami. She started off wearing a tiny white bikini, which in and of itself would have been seriously hot. Then she decided to take her top off because she’s European and they are more sophisticated then us when it comes to letting your boobies fly free. Sveva’s ta-tas are the very definition of perky and pert. They are perfect for her frame as she would look weird with mammoth yum yums. We’ve been talking a lot about Sveva lately as she is on a crusade to not wear her top around the world. She’s an ambassador of sorts for the boobtacular arts. After all, is it not a woman’s right to not have tan lines? As a feminist myself I celebrate her right to take her top off whenever she wants to.

All I know is that Sveva is one of the hottest models out there right now and I look forward to her future topless trips to the beach.


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Babes… Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

August 19th, 2014

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if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you’ll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don’t really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I’d like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.


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Babes… Nicki Minaj’s Lap Dance and Other Fine Things to Ogle

August 18th, 2014


Nicki Minaj gives us a pants tentpole with this lap dance (Gossip Cop)

Kim Kardashian‘s juicy booty is soaking up the sun (HuffPo)

Madonna‘s celebrates her big day with a nekkid spread (FOX)

Audrina Patridge has her tight summer bod on lock (TMZ)

Sofia Vergara‘s bodacious curves are red hot (Popoholic)

Kelly Brook‘s funbags are begging to bust out (The Superficial)

Megan Fox‘s sexiest shots are all that you’ll need (Starpulse)


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Celebrity Babes – Laura Cremaschi’s Booty Is Top Notch

August 18th, 2014

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Wow. So if you thought those bikini booty shots I posted of Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi last Friday were an instant pants fire, just wait until you see these newest ones. You know how they say you should wait at least an hour after eating to go swimming? Well, after looking at these pictures, you’re going to want to wait at least an hour before you stand up. Trust me on this one.

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Babes… Emily Ratajkowski Desperately Sextastic in Lingerie

August 18th, 2014

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Emily Ratajkowski is desperately hot in just about anything, or definitely so in nothing at all. It’s nice to see her extending her zone of sextastic to include lingerie pics, such as this shoot for Yamamay lingerie wherein her specific bodily talents are put to solid use pimping the bras and panties I would most definitely by if I got the ones worn previously by the model. Oh, the sounds of sniffing that would come from my abode for 72 consecutive hours until I gently passed out with a smile.

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those treasured finds who gives you an initial rush when you discover her, and then it only gets better from there. She is not even close to slowing down. We can only hope her new found fame, and whatever celebrity boyfriend she soon acquires, does not shirk her from her core responsibility for nekkid hot modeling. That was the gift given to her from on high. Do not forsake your core talent or the seas will rise and the mountains will turn into valleys or something ominous like that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Weekend In Hawaii

August 18th, 2014

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Professional hot person Alessandra Ambrosio showed off her goodies in a bikini filled romp in Hawaii this weekend. Ah, to have the life of an international model. From what I can tell you spend most of your time in exotic locales wearing a bikini, (not that I’m complaining about that). No one wears a bikini better than Alessandra. Her jugs fill out any bikini top with their glorious boobtacularness. You can see some pretty amazing cleavage in the pictures where she is body surfing. It probably helps that her funbags also work as a flotation device. The bottoms are so small that you can see the cut of her hips heading down to her lady bits. This is an often ignored part of the female anatomy. That’s because most girls aren’t as chiseled as Alessandra. If only they were the world would be a better place.

Alessandra is one of our favorite girls here at Egotastic. That’s because she is very often scantily clad and is super hot. She is doing the good work of being sexy every day.


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Babes… Jessica Alba Makes Everything Hot, Even Baseball (VIDEO)

August 18th, 2014


Since we ended last week with an explosion of confusing, if not tingling, feelings whilst peeking Jessica Alba as the lady flashing her panties above the subway grate, why not start this week off by ogling Jessica Alba as the perfect sports girl, so damn hot just trying to throw out the first pitch at the Dodgers Game on Sunday.

Now, there’s a good chance you’re not a Dodgers fan, but the entire world is pretty much a fan of anything Alba, especially these days with hot mommy showing off her lacy underthings. Jessica Alba can move the world with a smile. With a nekkid smile, she could probably destroy worlds. It’d be worth it. Enjoy.








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