Babes… Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Turns Out, Video Games WON’T Effing Kill Us All

July 13th, 2014

Whacked- Video Game Addiction

Hold on to your butts, The Sun is up to some shenanigans again.

When it comes to adding topless women to UK newstastic for no damn reason, nobody does it better. These guys brought the world the illustrious Page 3, like the no-effs-given ogling badasses they are, and we love them for it. So don’t get the mistaken impression that there’s piss-takery of any sort going on right here.

Even so, their reputation for sensationalism and/or rabid BS is legendary. Remember the headline Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster? No, no he didn’t, and that’s the whole reason we have trust issues. So what the hell can we expect from their recent feature GAMING: MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROIN?

Wait, scratch that. It wasn’t phrased as a question. It was more of a Gaming is More Addictive Than Heroin, Mothereffers. Soon You’ll be Giving Great Wads of Your Cash to Shady Dudes in ‘Da Hood’ to Feed Your Filthy Habit. Do You Want Grandma and Great Uncle Sebastian to Have to Come Over and Have an Intervention? DO YOU?

But, y’know, you’ve got to keep your headlines short and snappy.

Anywho, there were melodramatic blurbs such as ‘Call of Duty link to three suicides.’ There was a fancy little quiz in the corner, Are YOU addicted? They had bullet points and everything. These dudes meant business. They were dropping ACTUAL SCIENCE like a ton of goddamn bricks.

Except they weren’t. Even a little bit. As Kotaku reports, The Sun were mostly shoveling something else. An actual science-y scientist, who presumably knows his shit science-wise, was drafted in for the tabloid’s study. Dr Mark Griffiths, head of a Gaming Research Unit at Nottingham Trent University, later stated:

“The little thing I did for The Sun is actually based on real criteria I use in my research. The number of people who would score seven out of 10 of those items I put in The Sun today, I’d find it very hard to believe there would be more than a handful of people out there. You’d probably get a lot of people who might endorse three or four of them, but that doesn’t mean they’re addicted.”

Of the melodramatic headline itself, Griffiths said, “It depends how you define addiction in the first place. All in all, this is some serious bollocks they’re talking right here.”

Except he only said that first part.

You can check out the whole sorry story back at Kotaku. Griffiths was speaking to Eurogamer.


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Babes… READER FINDS: Karen Gillan Nearly Nekkid, Liv Tyler Topless, Alice Eve Topless, and Much Much More

July 13th, 2014

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That blessed time of the week has arrived. I can really almost smell it. Perhaps it’s time I actually cleaned out the reader email back or maybe put a scented candle in there or something. Musty is an understatement. But musty in the pursuit of the skintastic is no crime. So open the bag I shall once more to see what only the statistically most educated audience of any entertainment website has provided this week for their communal Secret Santas of celebrity sextastic for one another.

This week’s Reader Finds includes Anne Hathaway from when she still got super sextastic (thank you EgoReader ‘Benien’), Lindsay Lohan cleavetastic attempt at acting (busty find from ‘Ray Ray’), Jennifer Garner wicked remembrances in lingerie (harkening back by way of ‘Adrian’), Karen Gillan bare booty and nearly funbags in Not Another Happy Ending (film version recommended by ‘Nate’), my favorite Frenchie Marion Cotillard looking all kinds of alluring (oui oui good times via ‘Holden’), Roseanne Arquette melon flopping on screen (a donation from the library of ‘Allen P.’), Abbey Lee Kersahw topless in Muse (Aussie teatly treats provided by ‘Dennis’), Keke Palmer swimsuit cleavetastic (lovely peeks provided by ‘Stacey’), Linda Blair topless in the early 80′s (throwback ta-ta’s tossed over the fence by ‘Garces’), Liv Tyler topless in a fairly recent bit of skinematics (Liv chesty goodness from ‘Marlon’), Amy Hood topless and quite naughty in black and white (‘Jonesy’ knows I love me some kinky Amy Hood), Jennifer Lawrence tasty meaty delish sideboob (eye-spied by ‘Kilgore’), Britt Robertson briefly flashing funbags in Ask Me Anything (lovely lady humps uncovered by ‘Frank T.’), Alice Eve bodacious bare racktastic (go ask Alice just how nice those are thanks to ‘Fren’), Gigi Hadid and little sis Bella Hadid bikini candid hotness (very nice find by ‘Bob’), and last, but by cup size hardly least, the big funions of Elite model Emma Spellar topless playing pool (by way of her more ardent fan, ‘Jeremy’). Oh, boy, get yourself through these five dozen photos without sweating and you’re a cooler man than I. Enjoy.


And, here’s the video of the Karen Gillan nearly funbag exposing, bottom-side flashing scene from Not Another Happy Ending:


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Babes… Oh To Have Kelly Brook Junk In My Trunk

July 13th, 2014

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Kelly Brook is pretty much taunting me at this point. I hate to personalize things, but Kelly walking about my hood in her Spandex stretch pants pulled up tight over her outrageously two-hands-full booty is just downright sinister. Sure, she walks away from me too fast to ever get a great glimpse of her frontal beauty and sweet curvy treats, but those lovely large lady cans are always right there in my line of sight. Kelly Brook, you are killing me.

I know with our nation currently under siege from more pressing immigration matters, I probably won’t get much attention to my request to personally detain Kelly and ask the Brit what her business is here in Los Angeles and if she understands what I mean when I say I can make all her Visa problems go away with a quick game of hide the kidney pie. I would do this for the good of our nation. And my desperate to be near Kelly reproductive organs. Why not serve both. Enjoy.



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Babes… Poppy Delevingne Wet Bikini Delights in Ibiza

July 13th, 2014

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Poppy Delevingne traveled in the footsteps of her British brethren or sisteren and showed off her summer time body in the South of Spain for everyone to leer and gasp and delight in views of the socialite and model and older sister of Cara flashing her slender au natural goodness.

The Brits invade the South of Spain this time of year, bringing with them their fish pies and pale skin in need of some closer to the equator time in the sun to unfurl in full faptastic form. Something like that. Mostly I just like seeing Poppy pop out of the water all drippy and hot. I could see her walking the runway in my fashions, primarily consisting of sheer panties and a tiny top that says My Heart Belong to Bill. Yes, I’ve been sewing. Enjoy.



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Babes… Karolina Kurkova Topless Gotcha Candids Pure Peeping Heat from Ibiza

July 12th, 2014

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Well hello there supermodel Karolina Kurkova changing your wardrobe in the cover of the Spanish island brush. I guess it wasn’t quite brushy enough, blessedly so, because our peeping eyes got a feast of Kurkova glorious bare tears changing for her next photo fashion set up.

It’s hard to imagine it was almost fifteen years ago now that Karolina walked the stage for Victoria’s Secret as a high school aged teen. Those were the days when nobody paid much attention to such matters. The almost six foot tall supermodel flashed her super perfect funbags while a team of assistants tried to quick change her under cover of the local fauna. This never quite works, but I appreciate that photo teams keep tying it with their models. Much to our happy benefit I might add. Karolina Kurkova is wicked hot and that female form, oh, muy muy bueno en Espana. Enjoy.



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Babes… Margot Robbie Leggy Hot in Vanity Fair

July 12th, 2014

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I do so lust Margot Robbie. I can’t imagine anybody saw The Wolf of Wall Street doesn’t feel the same. Naturally, she is somewhat more enticing with her clothes off making the sexy and flashing her stellar body. But I know I’m in deep lust when I’m ogling her on the pages of a woman’s magazine showing off her legs in some stuff meant for the ladies. Strong enough for a woman, but perhaps meant for a man.

On the pages of Vanity Fair this month, Margot shows off a bit of why her star is rising fast in Hollywood who is forever searching for their next femme fatale and/or actress willing to flash her ta-ta’s in movies for grownups. Margot fits the bill and then some. I’m excited about her next project. Heck, I’m excited just to fall asleep tonight and dream about her and I working together on my smaller budget film, Midnight in Bill’s Apartment. That film is not yet rated. Bless you, Margot Robbie. Enjoy.



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Babes… Judy Greer, Keri Russell, Charlotte Gainsbourg Flashing Flesh in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

July 12th, 2014

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There’s nothing I love more than cozying up to my AC unit on a hot summer’s weekend and flipping through films that are actually made for grownups. You know, cinema with intelligent plotting, real drama, and adult situations, with an emphasis on the latter, and the latter involving reveals of mouth watering celebrity bare skin. For such moments, I always turn to my friends at Mr. Skin for recommendations.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Keri Russell and Judy Greer not nekkid in Planet of the Apes, but Keri’s bare-arse in The Americans on F/X and Judy Greer topless in What Planet Are You From, Charlotte Gainsbourg and her gal pals nekkid and making the sexy in both volumes of Nymphomaniac now out on Blu-Ray, and Gabriella Wright full frontal nekkid on HBO’s True Blood this week. It’s two eyefuls of skintastic goodness. Soak it all in. Enjoy.

* Don’t forget your discounted membership to Mr. Skin.com for hours and days and months of onscreen skin viewing.

** Also, since it’s almost my birthday, buy me, or yourself, a 7-Day Free Trial of the Naked News. Free is a great price. You’ll thank me later.



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Babes… Aubrey O’Day Cleavetastic Galore For Universal City Music Show

July 12th, 2014

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Aubrey O’Day isn’t a shy girl when it comes to her wardrobe. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, that’s what I like to say. I don’t got it, but Aubrey does, so I’m quite happy she chose to flaunt her epic sized tubes for the audience at her musical revue. Yes, I know, sometimes I forget she’s a singer as well. It happens when hypnotized by the blessed bounty of her healthy bosom.

Aubrey O’Day has been in a fight with herself over her own identity. That’s about how I sum it up. As with all girl fights, I’ve learned to stay out of the fray and just leer from a distance while munching on popcorn. It really is so much better than movies about giant car robots. Enjoy.



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Babes… Tosca Dekker Completely Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 11th, 2014


Tosca Dekker nekkid photo shoot gets wet and wild (Drunken Stepfather)

Kacie McDonnell‘s sexiest shots yet (TMZ)

Maria Sharapova‘s bikini bod has us wanting to play with our racquet (Hollywood Tuna)

Kaley Cuoco and her boobtastic friends flaunt their hotness (Starpulse)

Paris Hilton‘s beach body is certainly one of the best (FOX)

Rebecca Romijn reveals some bare booty (The Superficial)

Iggy Azalea backs that juicy behind up (WWTDD)


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Babes… Anais Zanotti Blue Bikini Booty to Die For In Miami

July 11th, 2014

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Anais Zanotti is putting on a display this bikini season in Miami that has to put her wicked hot bottom and all over bikini body goodness right near the top of any Zagat list reviewing hot tasty thumper along South Beach.

Anais chose a turquoise blue today to tease and taunt and preen and promenade in all kinds of hot bendy positions on the beach. Blue certainly worked for me, as well as the appropriate hue descriptor for a certain part of the sensitive anatomy after ogling Anais in her bikini for too long. She really is a French transplanted treasure on our shores.We ought give her an award of some kind. Perhaps some kind of merit badge that sticks to freshly waxed areas of the body. I’ll pin it on gently. Oh, Anais, you’re making my quite crazy. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jodie Gasson Topless Tease In Purple Lingerie

July 11th, 2014

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British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like ‘em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I’ve been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.

I’m sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn’t ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I’m just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin’ it.

 


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Babes… Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

July 11th, 2014

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Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don’t think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can’t even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week’s contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It’s a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you’ll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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