Babes… Brooke Burke MILFtastic Workout Posing for Skechers

April 20th, 2014

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When I see Brooke Burke, that song I Will Always Love You comes into my head as I imagine finding a sitter for Brooke’s thirteen to twenty-two kids she has birthed and renting a room for two at some upscale roadside motel. You know, the kind that breaks the $ 49,95 price barrier I usually restrict myself too with ordinary dates. Brooke Burke is hardly ordinary, the 40-something MILF showing off her toned body, recovered from all that child making, not to mention a scare with cancer, just still lust-inducing exceptional showing off for a Skechers ad shoot in Los Angeles.

Hot women don’t get older, they only get more worldly and desirable. Brooke Burke is the classic example of a woman more smoking than ever before. And I’m not just saying that so she’ll choose me to be her boy toy on the side. I don’t want to ruin her marriage, just make it better by taking pressure off her husband to satisfy her sexual peaking years desires. I am a helper. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Canned Tuna

April 20th, 2014

Damn! Those Are Some Seriously Short Shorts! (The Chive)
Catherine Zeta-Jones Is Banging (Dlisted)

Good News: Heidi Klum‘s Still Topless (The Superficial)
Christina Aguilera‘s Baby Bumps Are Looking Good (Fishwrapper)

WTF, Is Laura Prepon Really Banging Tom Cruise? (Lainey Gossip)
Joanna Krupa‘s Booty Is White-Hot! (Moe Jackson)

Olivia Wilde Got Naked For Her New Movie (DS nsfw)
Tianna Gregory Works That Popsicle Good (SI.com)

Hilary Duff Rocks A Pair Of Short Shorts (Popoholic)
Hailey Clauson‘s Bust Show Will Blow Your Mind! (Big Buzzer)

Taylor Swift Makes A Pretty Great Surprise (Vidhuntr)
Alessia Tedeschi Put On A Seriously Hot Bikini Show (Egotastic)

Irina Shayk Takes The Best Selfies (WWTDD)
Time For Some Heidi Klum Throwback Hotness (CT)

Charlotte McKinney Is A Bikini Hottie You Need To Know! (TBL)

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Babes… Playboy TV Free For a Week to Celebrate Easter (Oh, and Jenny McCarthy Hot Mommy Nekkid Too)

April 20th, 2014

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If you’re symbol is the bunny, you’re going to have to do something special for Easter weekend. I mean, sure, the frocks and the hats and the parades and the religious ceremonies and the ham are all well and good, but not quite the same as seeing an entire free week of smoking hot babes galore on Playboy.TV thanks to our Easter giving generous friends at PlayboyPlus.

DO NOT MISS: Playboy.TV One Week Completely Free!

And while we’re at it, why not tempt the salacious veins with a look at the most recent set of Jenny McCarthy nekkid in Playboy magazine. She is getting married soon, which doesn’t mean we still can’t admire her long and storied history with the bunny magazine, but it does mean I have to say a small virtual apology to her New Kids on the Block husband before I enter into fantasy land with Jenny. Just think of all the hotness Playboy has to offer. And, now, it’s free for a week. I only pimp products I indulge in myself. Enjoy.


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Babes… Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Snoop Dogg, Call of Duty Announcer (VIDEO)

April 20th, 2014

Snoop Dogg Call of Duty

Now, a lot of us are rather partial to a little Call of Duty. Of course we are. But what’s the one thing the franchise has always been missing? Snoop-mothereffin’-Dogg, that’s what. Thankfully, Snoop himself has heard our cries, and has insisted on being included in the new customization pack for Xbox One.

Microsoft didn’t want him to, presumably, but you don’t eff with the Dogg. If he tells you he wants to be a Call of Duty announcer, you can bet your balls that he’s going to be a Call of Duty announcer. Because he’s the kind of badass renegade who will not and cannot be stopped.

So next time you and your homies are popping caps in asses online (fo shizzle), you’ll be treated to Snoopisms such as:
“Squad member active. A brother from another mother.”
“Don’t stop. Cap ‘em and shank ‘em. Crizzay.”
“Ballistic vest ready. Those are some fine assed threads.”
“Rack up points by reaching the enemy portal. You dig?”

We do dig, Snoop. We dig in a big freaking way. This hits April 22, and we’re all kinds of on board.

Via Kotaku.


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Babes… Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Curves Galore on Miami Beach

April 20th, 2014

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Anais Zanotti has a lot of lady body to work with, and she doesn’t seem content on anything that might cover it up. Just the tiniest of bikini tops and thongs for the French stunt woman and model who routinely now provides some of the best curves on the beach in the most competitive Miami landscape.

Sure, anyone can strap on a tiny two pice, but how many girls can confidently pose and preen every single part of their body knowing the cameras are on them without so much as a visual misstep. Anais has some serious exhibitionist skills. I sure would like to be her SPF-boy, rubbing in the salve every couple of hours to ensure protection then completely eschewing protection later in the evening. That’s the inherent irony of being the SPF-boy that I dig so much. Enjoy.



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Babes… Rebecca Hall, Emily Watson, and Joey Lauren Adams Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

April 19th, 2014

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Before the big summer blockbusters start their ever earlier annual launch, it’s time to reflect upon the real reason we go to see movies or buy big HD TVs — the glorious faptastic skin shows by so many of our most sextastic celebrities. And nobody knows skin on film finer than the deviantly nice folks at Mr. Skin who put together their weekly Mr. Skin Minute video to give you a head’s up on where to get your head up in TV and movies over the weekend.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute featured Rebecca Hall not topless in the new Johnny Depp movie, Transcendence, but quite funbag flashing in Parade’s End, Emily Watson full frontal nekkid in Breaking the Waves now out on Blu-Ray, and Joey Lauren Adams and Priscilla Barnes topless in Mall Rats finally out in HD format. It’s boobtastic faptastic galore you really must quick peek. Enjoy.

(Naturally, don’t forget to get your favorite rabbit a discount priced membership to the entire Mr. Skin site and archives. It’s so much better than another ham.)



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Babes… Kelly Brook Bikini Pimping Her Hot Body in Two Pieces of Self-Designed Goodness

April 19th, 2014

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I’m trying to asses if my feelings of passion for Kelly Brook are heightened by her designing her own line of bikini swimwear she’s modeling for New Look. I don’t typically have feelings one way or another for anything fashion, but I am imagining how many times Kelly tried on samples in the mirror to see if her outragrously curvaceous female form fit ever so snugly and barely into the bikinis. Oh, to be a fly on her sugar walls.

Kelly Brook is one of my all-time favorite lady lovable sextastic celebrities. She always seems to have the perfect smile to match her killer soft curves. Her boobtastic alone makes her a winner in my book of deviant thoughts, the idea that she’s designing bikini tops to temporarily cover her chest muffins sort of heightens the tease. Though this could merely be a case of me kissing Kelly’s ass so she’ll finally agree to meet. I’m searching my soul for honesty these days. Enjoy.



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Babes… Elisandra’s Boobtastic Lingerie Spread and Other Fine Things to Ogle

April 19th, 2014


Elisandra Tomacheski boobtastic and bringing it in lingerie (Popoholic)

Olivia Wilde gets butt nekkid (Drunken Stepfather)

Jen Selter in yoga pants gives me yogurt pants (Starpulse)

Kim Kardashian white hot in deep cleave (The Superficial)

Sextastic singles ready to mingle (The Chive)

Lelia Thomas was born to pimp out bikinis (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Pugh bares booty and then some (Drunken Stepfather)


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Babes… READER FINDS: Lucy Liu Topless, Candice Swanepoel Topless, Alan Thicke’s Wife’s Nipples, and Much Much More…

April 19th, 2014

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Oh, it’s good to be back from my brief break. Sure, it was an honor to receive the Pasty White Blogger of the Year at the Computer Monitor Glazed Eyes Awards in Laughlin this week. Not to mention the gaggle of hot female bloggers in attendance. Yes, they’re all as good looking as the male bloggers if you can imagine. But, be it ever so humble and filled with pornography, there really is no place like home. And on a Friday thankfully. Just in time to rip open the Reader Finds email bag and see what nekkid fun lay inside. Will the wonderments never cease? I sure hope not.

(Credits coming shortly, I promise, I really need to wizz. Overshare?)


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Babes… Thank God It’s Funbags! Manu Junkes Drop Dead Bare Topless Hotness from Brazil to Your Lower Hearts

April 18th, 2014

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Oh, blessed end of the week, and a holiday weekend upcoming to boot. Don’t be hating on Easter as it is the season of girls in cute outfits and all things cute and fuzzy and edible. Oh, the hams that will be squeezed this weekend. Yes, I do love a Good Friday. Bolstered this week by the diabolically hot blonde looks of Brazilian model Manu Junkes who delivers a knockout blow of the bare boobtastic as Bella da Semana girl in her home nation which must be mighty proud.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and worthwhile in this world. Manu’s perfectly plump happy campers make me feel like blowing a horn and throwing confetti. Though that’s not a horn, nor is that other thing confetti. But substitutions are perfectly acceptable on a Friday. Thank God It’s Funbags!



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Celebrity Babes – Constance Nunes Belongs In A Bikini

April 18th, 2014

Constance Nunes

I’m pretty sure you guys dug those pictures of Constance Nunes almost as much as I did the last time, so here she is again, only better, because she’s in a bikini instead of a pair of Daisy Dukes. That’s what I call an upgrade. Anyway, since I’m guessing most of you got the day off for Good Friday, I suggest you spend the rest of it scrolling through Constance’s Instagram. What else are you going to do, go outside or see your family and friends? Speaking from experience, this is a much more rewarding use of your time.

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Photos: Fameflynet

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Babes… Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Little Blurs of Hot Bodiness from Cabo

April 18th, 2014

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Once again, the men I pay entirely with Los Lobos mixed tapes caught another fine celebrity suntanning down Cabo way from their telescopic lensed perches in the palm trees lining the resort. Ever climbed a palm tree? Well, it’s worth a few Los Lobos mixed tapes when your reproductive knuckles snag on a trunk knot. Um, not that I know firsthand. But, on to the hotties… because we caught Kourtney Kardashian bikini suntanning at the resort in a rather rare bikini appearance for the eldest and perhaps least publicly shot of the Kardashian sisters. Though that is a relative scale.

After two children now, Kourtney is still looking mighty fine in her two piece swimsuit, her pert asstastic and those slightly modified mum teats perfectly situated in the sun. It’s a bit blurry to catch anything to gripe about, which is perhaps the upside of shooting from twenty nautical miles away. On Google Earth, everybody looks hot. Enjoy.


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