I don’t know how it happened, but it’s like I won the hottie lottery with all the awesome photoshoots we’ve been getting from Xenia Deli lately. And whatever the reason behind it, I just hope the streak doesn’t stop any time soon. But just to be safe, I better make sure I don’t change my lucky underwear. Granted, I wasn’t planning on changing them anyway, but hey, at least now I have a good reason for it.
OK, so I know that Brazil churns out too many jaw-droppingly hot models for even a dedicated pervert like myself to keep track of, so I don’t blame you if you don’t remember Talita Correa here. But trust me, you definitely won’t have a hard time remembering Talita after this latest lingerie shoot of hers. Although you might have a little more difficulty recalling how to formulate complete sentences or open your mouth without drooling. I’d say that’s a pretty fair trade-off though, wouldn’t you?
Here’s one of my favorite models and the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli back with another pants-melting bikini photoshoot again today. And don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining about seeing more of Xenia, but if she keeps this up, I’m going to burn through my entire collection of sweatpants by the end of the week — all two of them. Oh well. It’s still totally worth it if you ask me.
This might be the most clothing that I’ve ever seen one of my favorite beach hotties Ana Braga wearing, but I can’t even complain. Because somehow she manages to look just as hot in a pair of skintight leggings as she does in a bikini. Although I bet Ana would be able to give me a five-alarm pants fire even if she was wearing a garbage bag. Huh, I think I might be in love.
Here is a sneak peak of the latest Guess model. I don’t know her name and if any of you do, feel free to contact me because I think I may be in love. I know that, I posted another Guess model Hailey Clauson earlier, but without a doubt this girl may be the next big thing.
I’m not sure what this Nicole Scherzinger photoshoot is for, but who cares, it’s hot. And that is all that really matters. She may be promoting breaking the law and if that’s the case, well I’m all for naughty prison chicks. I feel like I should be working that angle in my daily life, and would definitely be down for some conjugal visit action. I’m surprised it has taken me this long to think of this brilliant plan. If you guys know of any prison inmate dating websites, let me know.
The 2015 Kelly Brook Calendar has arrived and here are a few scans of her perfection. I’m not sure if dudes actually order these things online since I’ve never bought a calendar in my life and I know they are targeting my demographic; dudes who live in their mom’s basement, single and broke! To me it’s a big waste of paper and besides I’d get bored of looking at the same Kelly Brook picture on my wall for a full month. Nonetheless, if she wants to send me a copy for free, I’ll hang it up on my wall or better yet put it next to my pillow when I go to sleep.
Here’s a post for you guys that manages to combine two of my favorite things: a hot model I’d never heard of before and seriously giant funbags. Hmm, or is that technically three things? Either way, I want you perverts to meet Shanna McLaughlin. According to my research, Shanna’s an actress and a former Playboy Playmate, but after this, I’m hoping that pretty soon she’ll be known best as a future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Fingers crossed.
Once again, we have my new favorite Russian model, Natalie Gal making an appearance on Hollywood Tuna and showing off her lovely pumpkins. It’s not everyday I say this, but I’m in love with this girl and I will do everything I possibly can to not get a restraining order against me while trying to win her heart. Wish me luck!