It must be our lucky day because we have new Beach Bunny Swimwear pics of Nina Agdal. I know most bikini photoshoots get a little boring at times since it’s always in the same setting, but when you have a model as hot as Nina it does’t matter. So enjoy the goodness.
I don’t tend to cover too many porn stars on this site — well, professional ones at least, not Kim Kardashian, but what can I say, I’m a sucker for chicks promoting their latest project in next to nothing. And in this case it’s Bonnie Rotten and some dude from The Bloodhound Gang (remember them?) promoting their first porn together (how sweet) at something called the 18th annual Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Grand Opening. So to all you other hot nobodies out there, take note: this is how you get the Tuna’s attention.
It’s a good thing for the archives, not just because they’re a great way to kill an afternoon or two or five, but also because I’ve got the memory of a goldfish and didn’t realize that I’d done a post on this Shelby Chesnes hottie before. But turns out I have, and that she’s a former Playboy Playmate with a body to die for — although you probably could’ve figured that last part out from this bikini/lingerie photoshoot. Anyway, I also can’t remember whether I already asked Shelby to marry and then divorce me or not, but I figure I should probably do that again, just to be safe.
Here’s Victoria’s Secret model Maryna Linchuk doing what she was seemingly born to do: give me a serious pants fire with her latest lingerie photoshoot. Now, in the past, I’ve said that Maryna had a bright future ahead of her, but for some reason, the Belarusian hottie hasn’t become nearly as famous as some of her fellow supermodels. And since it’s obviously not because she isn’t hot enough, I’ve got to assume it’s because she never dated a blogger. But not to worry, because I can help her fix that ASAP. Hey, it’s always better late than never.
Here’s Nick Jonas’ super hot beard Olivia Culpo showing off her amazing body in a bikini while on vacation in Miami. I’m not sure what Olivia does besides enjoy having the luxury of datng a rich has-been pop star, but I guess it’s a better lifestyle than dating a blogger that lives in his mom’s basement. Or is it? I mean it’s free rent. Call me when things begin to not work out.
I was about to say that Bethenny Frankel looks pretty good for an old bag, but when I looked her age up and found out that she is only 43, I was shocked! Someone must have made a mistake on Wikipedia because there is no way this broad is that young. Nonetheless, I’d still hit it with a paper bag over her head. Or with the lights off.
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Rhian Sugden Challenges Holly Peers to a Plump Plums Showdown (Egotastic)
In case you feel a little weird checking out a copy of Shape Magazine at your local newsstand, don’t worry about trying to hide it in a Penthouse or something, because I’ve got you guys covered: here’s the pictures from their Sofia Vergara photoshoot for the November issue. You’re welcome, everyone.
Keke Palmer is the latest target of nude photos being leaked online. Early Friday morning, alleged nudes of the actress made their way to various social media sites. Continue Reading…
OK, so I’m not sure if Lilly Ghalichi technically counts as a “celebrity” or just another Kim Kardashian wannabe, but since I’m a sucker for hot busty nobodies in short skirts, here’s the Shahs of Sunset star posing for a photoshoot in LA. And I’m guessing something must be wrong with her ear considering the way she kept touching it in all the pictures. In which case, I’d be happy to play doctor and examine her. And yes, I do make house calls.
As I’m sure you guys know by now (considering I tell you every chance I get), I think Xenia Deli is the hottest model on the planet. But believe it or not, for some reason, that hasn’t helped convince her to go on a date with me. So here she is back to melt our collective pants regions with another super-hot bikini photoshoot, and I just hope that one of these days, Xenia’s going to read all the nice things I’ve been saying about her and realize we were meant for each other. In fact, I’ve already started planning our divorce. It’s going to be beautiful.