Babes… Angie Heyward Joins Naked News; You Get To See Her On Naked News for One-Week Free!

July 24th, 2014


I know, I’m awesome. I had a cousin who told me that once. Not so remarkable save for it’s the only instance of a blood relative ever complimenting me. And that was only after I sent her twenty bucks via Paypal to purchase medical marijuana for her 20-something cataracts. Anyhow, that’s besides that point. I am once again completely awesome as I have convinced the good folks at Naked News to give EgoReaders a one-week free viewing period for Naked News since Angie Heyward is now available in the raw hot news giving flesh. I’m not going to call it a must see, even though, yeah, it is.

Holy Cannolis Angie Heyward in her nekkid entertainment news clips!
Double Holy Cannolis Naked News Free For One Week!

For those that don’t know, Naked News is a completely legit news organization with daily programs on Hollywood, music, pop culture, and events of the day with hot anchors who get completely naked. It’s Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is butt naked. Sure, you can keep watching boring depressing news on TV, or you can watch sexy naked girls delivering the news and occasionally going nude bowling or nude aerobics. That tough choice is up to you, young Padawan. Enjoy.


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Babes… Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies

July 24th, 2014

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At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

July 24th, 2014

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Instagram Pic Arianny Celeste Bikinis on Instagram Lady Gaga Flashes Her Nipple on Instagram Emma Frain Bikinis on Instagram Jen Selter Posing on Instagram Lea Michele Bikinis on Instagram Katherine Webb Bikini Body on Instagram

As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It’s definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.



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Babes… Super Funbags and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 24th, 2014


These funbags may have superpowers (The Chive)

Lady Gaga gives us the hottest glimpse of her nipple (Idolator)

Yari may as well just be topless with this spread (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio‘s sexy bikini is turning some heads (Popoholic)

Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio prove why we love girl-on-girl (FOX)

Selena Gomez loves getting wet (TMZ)

Tori Spelling actually looks hot… seriously (HuffPo)


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Babes… Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

July 23rd, 2014

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Our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com knows how to pick ‘em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O’Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the ‘hot girl’ on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we’re recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There’s something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It’s incongruous, if that word means it’s making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it’s damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you’d like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you’re going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That’ll give me a good head start. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Sophie Reade Is Huge!

July 23rd, 2014

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When it comes to busty British nobodies, Sophie Reade may not be as big a household name as hotties like Lucy Pinder or Amy Childs, but she definitely measures up in other areas. I’m talking about those massive funbags of hers, just to be clear. Anyway, I’d trot out my standard advice that all Sophie needs to do to get more famous is let a blogger like yours truly take her motorboating, but honestly, I’d be a little scared of drowning in those things. So I think I’ll just enjoy Sophie’s latest lingerie pictures from a safe distance behind my computer screen instead.

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Babes… Bridget Malcolm Just Signed with Victoria’s Secret, Now She’s Topless in V, Glory Be

July 23rd, 2014

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It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria’s Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That’s some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she’s a slight framed hottie, but she’s young and a fashion model and nothing I can’t mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.

There’s nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I’m a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.



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Babes… Taylor Swift Looks Perfectly Leggy Summer Leaving the Gym

July 23rd, 2014

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On the days I do get to the gym, I leave looking like a wounded beast in the field the farmers consider shooting to put out of its misery. It’s sort of a look of anguish mixed with flop sweat that surely must scare the local children. I’m sure parents point to me and tell their kids that this monster is coming for them if they don’t clean their rooms and eat their vegetables. But I’m good with that. Somehow, Taylor Swift manages to look perfect leaving her gym. I know she’s actually working out within as evidenced by her toned legs and slender body and all around fit as a fiddle female form. I’m guessing she’s not showering with the regular folk. And she must have some kind of stylist and wardrobe person who accompanies her to her workouts. Or maybe her gym just offers that, Mine no longer even offers hand towels. But I’m guessing she’s not at at Bally’s.

Taylor Swift, I applaud you, your hot long legs, your summer wardrobe, and your effortless appeal. Let people mock your perfect girl persona. I’ll be the guy telling them to shut up and hoping you reward my efforts with a kiss on the cheek and maybe a back massage if you’re not doing anything special tonight. Enjoy.



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Babes… Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

July 23rd, 2014

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When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette’s fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I’d thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she’s running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don’t let it stop. Enjoy.



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Babes… Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

July 22nd, 2014

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What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can’t even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don’t ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.



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Babes… Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

July 22nd, 2014

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Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.


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Babes… Kelly Brook Is All Booty And Cleavage in LA

July 22nd, 2014

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English model and sexy beast Kelly Brook looked effing amazing in her tight workout clothes in Los Angeles. Kelly was on her way to the gym when the photog spotted her ginormous ta-tas bouncing down the street. You know you’ve got a crazy huge rack when normal clothes can no longer contain them. She’s about to tear through that shirt Incredible Hulk style. The other thing you notice about this outfit is how absurdly awe inspiring her booty looks in her tight workout pants. Kelly is my kind of gal. I like a woman with shapely thighs and butt. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me, but I wouldn’t know what to do with one of these girls with no junk in the trunk. As the great philosopher Sir Mix-A-Lot once said, “I like big butts. I cannot lie”.

If working for this site has taught me anything over the years is that I really need to find whatever gym all these hot models and actresses got to and get a membership. I can halfheartedly do the elliptical machine if it means I can see hot women in workout clothes.


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