Babes… Kelly Gale Bikini Modeling for H&M Delivers Your Indian Girl Chesty Hotness

July 10th, 2014

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We don’t see enough sextastic girls of Indian descent on these here pages. I say that more out of sadness than any regret on my part for not doing my job properly. I know I don’t, I just don’t have any regrets about that. Simply put, Indian girls have not made enough inroads into major modeling work as I suspect they will in the near future. In the case of sultry hot and chesty sweet Kelly Gale, her Indian roots come by way of Australia where she’s a hot commodity in the bikini and lingerie modeling world and now officially a part of the Victoria’s Secret stable of the sextastic.

Kelly brings her seemingly endless amount of boobtastic talents to the current H&M swimwear catalog, showing off her alluring looks and a body that could wipe out a beach full of gentleman oglers with just one sashay. Wow, Kelly Gale is most definitely a keeper. I suspect we will be seeing much more of Kelly in the near future. Hopefully that more includes even more skin. Kelly, that body needs to be unleashed! Enjoy.



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Babes… Luci Ford Is Boobtastic and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 9th, 2014


Luci Ford‘s Instagram is all your wet dreams in one (Starpulse)

Sam Faiers‘ bod is tight in leather (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev is looking sheerly boobtastic (Popoholic)

Hannah Koczewska nipples have us in a trance (Drunken Stepfather)

Isabeli Fontana is Brazil’s saving grace (WWTDD)

Selena Gomez is bra-less and flaunting her funbags (Gossip Cop)

Kate Hudson is still one sexy MILF (FOX)


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Babes… Emily DiDonato Topless Treats Wicked Hot in Lui Magazine

July 9th, 2014

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The best gifts really are the ones dropped right in your lap completely unexpected. Oh, to have wicked New York Italian hottie Emily DiDonato dropped into my lap. She really is an unexpected delight with a body built to make men suffer. But the good kind of suffering. The kind where you feel obliged to leave a healthy tip.

Emily is featured this month in the ever sweet Lui magazine, France’s top hot celebrity model nekkid magazine. Really a hidden gem of a periodical. And boy have they nailed this month with Emily all hot and bothered and bare boobtastic flashing her stellar moist body. You know I get a little weepy when I see such lust inducing wonderments. I’m man enough to admit I’m currently sobbing like a baby. It feels good to share. Enjoy.



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Babes… Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding In Maui

July 9th, 2014

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The lovely Michelle Hayden took some much needed R&R from being professionally hot with a paddle boarding adventure in Maui. Lucky for us she decided to do it while wearing a tiny white bikini. Michelle has what I call a Goldilocks rack. It’s not too big or too small but is just right. Her ta-tas are perfectly displayed for our viewing pleasure. There is some lovely cleave with a splash of sideboob. The bottoms also show off her tremendous booty and thighs. I am a thigh man through and through and I appreciate a good pair. Michelle is nicely toned throughout. I’m not entirely sure what paddle boarding is. It just looks like rowing yourself around on a surfboard to me. I’m not sure I “get” it. Whatever it is it seems to be working to keep her in redonkulously good shape.

This Maui sounds like a magical place full of palm trees, hot ladies, and weird paddle sports. Maybe I can convince Egotastic to send me there on a fact finding mission. You know, for work.


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Babes… Share Social Media Picture and Video Finds

July 9th, 2014


I’m always quite proud of myself when I can update anything myself on this site. Unlike many of you, I didn’t have the advantages of secondary education, I mean, secondary to elementary school, so my technical skills are somewhat limited.

However, as many of you are sharing your Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and other Social Media finds with us, I did update the Contact Form just for that purpose.

I can’t properly attribute your hottie finds on social media as I can with our regular Friday Reader Finds, but trust me when I say, myself and our world are just as equally grateful when you do. I have my minions scouring the social feeds for photos, but I’m certain I’m still missing some good ones each week. The volume is just so high these days. Thanks.


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Babes… Amy Hood Kinky Nekkid in Black and White for Purple (NSFW at all)

July 8th, 2014

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I’m a big fan of photographer Jonathan Leder. He likes the hot girls in the naughty poses. We’ve seen much of his work on here before. Now team him up with fetish and oft-bondage model hottie Amy Hood and you have the makings of a quite wonderful pictorial for Purple magazine.

I happen to love naughty girls. Even the appearance of naughty makes me tingly. Naughty and hot, well, that’s a whole different level. That’s like setting phasers to kill. Stun you walk away from. Kill, well, it’s all over. Star Trek nerds understand how I feel checking out Amy Hood in these photos. We’re all brothers underneath our different color space unis. Enjoy.



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Babes… Alex Gerrard Bikini in White WAGalicious Glory

July 8th, 2014

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Well, Britty soccer player Steven Gerrard may not be pleased with his national team’s lackluster performance in the World Cup, but he has to be pretty pleased with the MILFtastic hottie he calls his wife. Alex Gerrard was showing off her hot mommy bikini body in Ibiza in a white bikini, all splashy and showy type fun.

It’s pretty well-established here that soccer players get some of the finest wives and girlfriends of any professional athletes. I don’t like superlatives, but the premiere foot-ballers around the world are right up there at the top of the list of bedding down the world’s best looking models. Alex Gerrard is right up there herself. I’d surely love to be her vacation time towel boy. I see moistness, I dab. You hardly even notice I’m there. Enjoy.

 


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Babes… Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

July 8th, 2014

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Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She’s got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that’s why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I’ve said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I’m pretty sure it’s Taylor’s stems.

Every time I’m in Taylor’s neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I’ll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I’ll say, “Hey Taylor, I’m a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time.” and she’d be all like, “Gee, thanks Jack. Let’s hang out and be besties.” This is my dream.


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Babes… Michelle Hunziker, My Future Adopted Mommy, My Present Day Bikini Asstastic Swiss MILF

July 8th, 2014

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I’m still quite amazed at how rapidly my future adopted mom Michelle Hunziker has recovered from baby making. This isn’t like when she was twenty and her had first. This is sixteen years later and likely required a great bit more yoga, Pilates, and stomach crunches to get the tip-top hottie Swiss Miss booty and bikini body back in shape. But she’s obviously done just that.

Back on vacation in Italy, she does seem to revel in her fair share of vacation time, Michelle was showing off that stellar new mom again body by the pool, including a fully tight but two-hands grab-able thumper that I would grab myself if it wouldn’t be grounds to dismiss my application for adoption. Quite unfair, but I need to keep my hands to myself until the paperwork is official and my new mom can come visit me with cocoa in the evenings without any legal hinderances. Michelle, we are going to be so happy together. Enjoy.



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Babes… Abbey Lee Kershaw Topless Nekkid All Over Australian Stylish Photoshoot Goodness

July 7th, 2014

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I do so have a crush on all hot women of Australia. Yeah, it’s a broad brush, but my canvas is equally huge if you know what I’m saying, though I don’t know myself. Abbey Lee Kershaw falls into my domain of sextastic Aussies. I’d like to think I fall into her domain of pasty white bloated bloggers she’d like to add to her notch on the bedpost. Anything is possible.

Abbey Lee gets all kinds of acrobatic posing and stylish for this Cara Stricker shot nude photoshoot that I doubt will ever leave the happy part of my brain. the Down Under model has got the complete package of hot looks, wicked delightful body, and a penchant and willingness to show herself off the world completely bare. For the sake of art, naturally. Whatever we gentleman oglers take away is just a byproduct. A crazy hot and drool-worthy byproduct. Enjoy.



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Babes… Rachel Fine Shamelessly and Almost Toplessly Pimping Shittens

July 7th, 2014

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Rachel Fine’s parents wanted her to be a doctor. Or maybe a female rabbi who wasn’t super obviously lesbian. She ended up in low cut tops on the Howard Stern show pushing her handy ass wipes known as Shittens. Rachel’s shameless plugging of her ingeniously if not disturbingly unique sphincter cleaners, along with her willingness to appear almost topless, earned her a coveted spot of honor on the pages of Egotastic! As I’ve told people throughout the years, no, I can not promote your product, though do check that asterisk note about being hot and having big yams.

Rachel Fine, today is your day. Your covering your robust ta-ta’s up with disposable, mitten-shaped wet wipes for ten million people to see. I don’t see how that isn’t the pinnacle of something. Enjoy.


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Babes… Zahia Dehar, Jennifer Lopez And More Hotties At the Versace Fashion Show

July 7th, 2014

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Jennifer Lopez and her incredible butt led the bevy of hottness that was the Versace fashion show in Paris, (Yes, it was a bevy if not a plethora of hottness). J-Lo was looking as sexy as usual in a white dress that showed off her awe-inspiring cleavage. Her dress was also slit up the front so you can almost see her no-no spot. But it is, as always, J-Lo’s booty that calls all the attention to itself. Is there a better more perfectly round butt out there? I submit to you that there is not. But Jen wasn’t alone. Nina Dobrev was also on hand to give us stirring feelings in our swimsuit area. She was wearing a short red dress that featured most of her silky long legs. She’s got some pretty spectacular thighs, y’all. Zahia Dehar was there as well and she brought her cleavage to the party. That was nice of her.

But it is Ayem Nour that wins the sexy outfit contest with what amounts to a jacket with no shirt or bra underneath. Her ta-tas are a sight to behold. I appreciate her decision to not wear a shirt and would like to invite her to not do so in the future.


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