Babes… Anais Zanotti Blue Bikini Booty to Die For In Miami

July 11th, 2014

Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach Anais Zanotti Steps Out in a Turquoise Bikini on Miami Beach

Anais Zanotti is putting on a display this bikini season in Miami that has to put her wicked hot bottom and all over bikini body goodness right near the top of any Zagat list reviewing hot tasty thumper along South Beach.

Anais chose a turquoise blue today to tease and taunt and preen and promenade in all kinds of hot bendy positions on the beach. Blue certainly worked for me, as well as the appropriate hue descriptor for a certain part of the sensitive anatomy after ogling Anais in her bikini for too long. She really is a French transplanted treasure on our shores.We ought give her an award of some kind. Perhaps some kind of merit badge that sticks to freshly waxed areas of the body. I’ll pin it on gently. Oh, Anais, you’re making my quite crazy. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jodie Gasson Topless Tease In Purple Lingerie

July 11th, 2014

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British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like ‘em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I’ve been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.

I’m sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn’t ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I’m just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin’ it.

 


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Babes… Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

July 11th, 2014

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Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don’t think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can’t even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week’s contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It’s a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you’ll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Babes… Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

July 10th, 2014

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip on Instagram Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy on Instagram Karrueche Tran Bikini Booty on Instagram Crystal Hefner Cleavage on Instagram Anastasia Ashley Booty on Instagram Maria Menounos Bikinis on Instagram Renee Olstead Cleavy on Twitter

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don’t always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don’t be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.



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Babes… Katy Perry Crotch and Leg Performance Upskirt at The Garden

July 10th, 2014

Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden Katy Perry Leggy Performance at Madison Square Garden

Well, Katy Cocktease is on another leg of yet another world tour so why not show off some of her lower half goodness to compliment the busty top half she taunts us with month in and month out. She really does have some nice legs, and her upskirt squat thrusts were a nice addition to, naturally, he amazing musical repertoire of tunes for teens.

For years now I’ve been begging Katy to show us her bare funbags. I can’t help but feel I’m not making tremendous progress. But as with any war, persistence, patience, and a healthy supply of foot powder often eventually wins the day. Katy, I will wait for you. And I will leer at your thighs and undercarriage. But my frustration does continue to mount. I hope you can find it in your heart to some day, some how, show us those faptastic yams of yours. Think of it as charity. I’m good with that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress In Paris

July 10th, 2014

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris

Reality TV Queen and Mrs. Kanye Kim Kardashian was busting out of her  blue dress at an event in Paris. Kim was sporting a dress that was truly cleavetacular. The neckline plunged to her stomach which allowed a perfect view of her legendary funbags. As is often the case with Kim K, she forgot to wear a bra. I’m not entirely sure how these dresses stay on. Do they tape them? Do they stay closed by some kind of witchcraft? They seem to defy the laws of physics. You’d think that ta-tas as large as Kim’s could not be contained in simple cloth. Whatever it is, her cleavage is un-effing-believable. As often as we find ourselves looking at pics of Kim’s chest puppies it never gets old. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

That Kanye West is one lucky SOB. Not only is he a world famous rapper and super rich but he gets to go home every night and rest his weary head on those flesh pillows. I bet he sleeps very soundly.


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Babes… Kelly Gale Bikini Modeling for H&M Delivers Your Indian Girl Chesty Hotness

July 10th, 2014

Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014 Kelly Gale Super Hot in H&M Swimwear June 2014

We don’t see enough sextastic girls of Indian descent on these here pages. I say that more out of sadness than any regret on my part for not doing my job properly. I know I don’t, I just don’t have any regrets about that. Simply put, Indian girls have not made enough inroads into major modeling work as I suspect they will in the near future. In the case of sultry hot and chesty sweet Kelly Gale, her Indian roots come by way of Australia where she’s a hot commodity in the bikini and lingerie modeling world and now officially a part of the Victoria’s Secret stable of the sextastic.

Kelly brings her seemingly endless amount of boobtastic talents to the current H&M swimwear catalog, showing off her alluring looks and a body that could wipe out a beach full of gentleman oglers with just one sashay. Wow, Kelly Gale is most definitely a keeper. I suspect we will be seeing much more of Kelly in the near future. Hopefully that more includes even more skin. Kelly, that body needs to be unleashed! Enjoy.



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Babes… Luci Ford Is Boobtastic and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 9th, 2014


Luci Ford‘s Instagram is all your wet dreams in one (Starpulse)

Sam Faiers‘ bod is tight in leather (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev is looking sheerly boobtastic (Popoholic)

Hannah Koczewska nipples have us in a trance (Drunken Stepfather)

Isabeli Fontana is Brazil’s saving grace (WWTDD)

Selena Gomez is bra-less and flaunting her funbags (Gossip Cop)

Kate Hudson is still one sexy MILF (FOX)


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Babes… Emily DiDonato Topless Treats Wicked Hot in Lui Magazine

July 9th, 2014

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The best gifts really are the ones dropped right in your lap completely unexpected. Oh, to have wicked New York Italian hottie Emily DiDonato dropped into my lap. She really is an unexpected delight with a body built to make men suffer. But the good kind of suffering. The kind where you feel obliged to leave a healthy tip.

Emily is featured this month in the ever sweet Lui magazine, France’s top hot celebrity model nekkid magazine. Really a hidden gem of a periodical. And boy have they nailed this month with Emily all hot and bothered and bare boobtastic flashing her stellar moist body. You know I get a little weepy when I see such lust inducing wonderments. I’m man enough to admit I’m currently sobbing like a baby. It feels good to share. Enjoy.



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Babes… Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding In Maui

July 9th, 2014

Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding in Maui

The lovely Michelle Hayden took some much needed R&R from being professionally hot with a paddle boarding adventure in Maui. Lucky for us she decided to do it while wearing a tiny white bikini. Michelle has what I call a Goldilocks rack. It’s not too big or too small but is just right. Her ta-tas are perfectly displayed for our viewing pleasure. There is some lovely cleave with a splash of sideboob. The bottoms also show off her tremendous booty and thighs. I am a thigh man through and through and I appreciate a good pair. Michelle is nicely toned throughout. I’m not entirely sure what paddle boarding is. It just looks like rowing yourself around on a surfboard to me. I’m not sure I “get” it. Whatever it is it seems to be working to keep her in redonkulously good shape.

This Maui sounds like a magical place full of palm trees, hot ladies, and weird paddle sports. Maybe I can convince Egotastic to send me there on a fact finding mission. You know, for work.


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Babes… Share Social Media Picture and Video Finds

July 9th, 2014


I’m always quite proud of myself when I can update anything myself on this site. Unlike many of you, I didn’t have the advantages of secondary education, I mean, secondary to elementary school, so my technical skills are somewhat limited.

However, as many of you are sharing your Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and other Social Media finds with us, I did update the Contact Form just for that purpose.

I can’t properly attribute your hottie finds on social media as I can with our regular Friday Reader Finds, but trust me when I say, myself and our world are just as equally grateful when you do. I have my minions scouring the social feeds for photos, but I’m certain I’m still missing some good ones each week. The volume is just so high these days. Thanks.


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Babes… Amy Hood Kinky Nekkid in Black and White for Purple (NSFW at all)

July 8th, 2014

Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder Amy Hood Nekkid for Purple by Jonathan Leder

I’m a big fan of photographer Jonathan Leder. He likes the hot girls in the naughty poses. We’ve seen much of his work on here before. Now team him up with fetish and oft-bondage model hottie Amy Hood and you have the makings of a quite wonderful pictorial for Purple magazine.

I happen to love naughty girls. Even the appearance of naughty makes me tingly. Naughty and hot, well, that’s a whole different level. That’s like setting phasers to kill. Stun you walk away from. Kill, well, it’s all over. Star Trek nerds understand how I feel checking out Amy Hood in these photos. We’re all brothers underneath our different color space unis. Enjoy.



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