Here’s my favorite pair of awesome pairs, Carla and Melissa Howe, out celebrating their birthday by rocking some serious cleavage, drinking straight from the bottle, and letting some lucky girl pretend to motorboat them. I think I just figured out what my own birthday wish is going to be this year. So enjoy the twin hotness, because from everything I’ve seen in movies, as soon as I blow out that candle, it’s going to be all mine.

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Sorry Kate Upton, but I just don’t think you’re coming back from Helen Flanagan‘s 1-2 punch today. We might as well crown her the #1 bustiest blonde model now. I mean, it was hot enough when she came down with a case of nipple-itis earlier, but now here she is practically busting out of her top for some PETA event. Anyway, I know how Kate’s feeling. These pictures knocked me out too. Wow.

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I guess my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner wants to get into movies now, because here she is walking around during the Cannes Film Festival to attract attention. Now, I never watched Kimberley’s reality show, but since I want to be a good Twitter boyfriend and support her, let me just say that she looks really talented in these pictures. I think she could have a long career as Bikini Girl #2, or maybe even #1 if she keeps this up. Dream big.

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If you like busty British nobodies in lingerie, you guys are in luck, because I’ve got a whole bunch for you today. Here’s Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher and Gracie Finlan posing for a photoshoot that’s currently reminding me about my plans to move to England. And if none of these names sounds familiar to you, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. To help you put faces to names, Lucy is the redhead, and the others are Boobs #1, 2, 3, and 4. Enjoy.

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This is a real picture of Lisa Raye naked. We don’t know if it’s from her days as a stripper, but we bet it’s before she became a famous actress. No Photoshop here, this is the genuine thing here.