Babes… Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

July 25th, 2014

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We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Selena Gomez Hotness Is Blowing Up!

July 25th, 2014

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I don’t know what Leonardo DiCaprio’s foundation does, besides maybe find the lucky bastard new crazy-hot supermodels to date, but I’m sure as hell happy to see that he invited Selena Gomez to his Inaugurational Gala. Selena’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, but this is taking it to the next level. Now that’s what I call a good cause. Where can I donate to help keep it going?

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Babes… Julia Pereira Slender Fine Brazilian Beach Body Tees Up the Weekend

July 25th, 2014

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If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we’re both doing it for the first time again. I think that’s called romantic, but I’m not sure.

If you can’t find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can’t find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It’s not what you have, it’s what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.



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Babes… Megan Fox Shows Up Leggy and Hot for TMNT Panel at Comic-Con

July 25th, 2014

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I don’t quite understand why the nerd boy armies want to speak to the actors in certain geek world movie fare, as opposed to the producers, creators, artists, and writers and such of the actual content. Though I do readily understand why more people will show up to see Megan Fox in a short dress than a balding pale writer discussing the origins of April O’Neil as a symbol of the fourth estate.

Megan has been making far less public appearances these days being a MILFy mommy and all, but when she does, she still holds the bright torch of the sextastic as always, leaving all of her other red carpet followers in her wake. Oh, that I could be in Megan Fox’s wake. I’d breath the air in slowly. TMI on TMNT? Perhaps, but Megan Fox is absolutely positively the best hook for selling that fighting turtles flick. I’d rename it the Megan Fox in Tight Tops Movie but fast. Enjoy.



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Babes… Lucy Collett Topless Black Panties Striptease for Ginger Snapping Happy Times

July 25th, 2014

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Lucy Collett just seems like she’d be a fun gal to have on a summer road trip. Especially when I announced the topless only rules for my car. I bet she wouldn’t balk at that rule. Or the one where we take turns sitting on the driver’s lap and she’s the only passenger. Your turn again, Lucy. Beg my ungentlemanly thoughts, but Lucy and her ginger topped sweet topless body tends to make prurient thoughts race through my head like greyhounds chasing a rabbit. Only, I don’t want to eat the rabbit, I want to rub it all over with hot baby oil then tickle it with feathers. I don’t know, maybe the greyhounds really want to do that too. I can’t read dog minds.

Lucy, you are my sweet teated treat. I have been fond of you through think and skin. I think that’s how the expression goes. Someday, we shall be together and the sounds of our merry giggles shall be matched only by the primal screams of our passions. And that’s just the first date. Call me, let’s make this happen. My iPhone informs me my calendar is open until as far as the calendar goes. Enjoy.



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Babes… Angie Heyward Joins Naked News; You Get To See Her On Naked News for One-Week Free!

July 24th, 2014


I know, I’m awesome. I had a cousin who told me that once. Not so remarkable save for it’s the only instance of a blood relative ever complimenting me. And that was only after I sent her twenty bucks via Paypal to purchase medical marijuana for her 20-something cataracts. Anyhow, that’s besides that point. I am once again completely awesome as I have convinced the good folks at Naked News to give EgoReaders a one-week free viewing period for Naked News since Angie Heyward is now available in the raw hot news giving flesh. I’m not going to call it a must see, even though, yeah, it is.

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For those that don’t know, Naked News is a completely legit news organization with daily programs on Hollywood, music, pop culture, and events of the day with hot anchors who get completely naked. It’s Entertainment Tonight, except Mary Hart is butt naked. Sure, you can keep watching boring depressing news on TV, or you can watch sexy naked girls delivering the news and occasionally going nude bowling or nude aerobics. That tough choice is up to you, young Padawan. Enjoy.


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Babes… Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley Bosom Bikini Buddies For Your Menage-A-Ta-Ta Fantsies

July 24th, 2014

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At last, my two imaginary young girlfriends are together in Miami on the beach in their bikinis. We’ve been staring at both Devin Brugman and Natasha Oakley individually this week along the beach in their perfectly fitting bikinis. That is their job after all. Finally, we get a chance to see the two bodacious besties together in their two piece bits of revealing finery. The whole of the sextastic really is greater than the sum of its parts when these two ladies form the supremely hot bread in the Egotastic! sandwich. Yes, read that as me being the meat. I shall suffer thusly for my art.

Sometimes, I just don’t know what’s wrong with this world. But I always know what’s right. Two hot girls pimping bikinis with their very own perfectly fine bodies. That’s most definitely right. Now, let’s get down to that sandwich making. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

July 24th, 2014

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As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It’s definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.



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Babes… Super Funbags and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 24th, 2014


These funbags may have superpowers (The Chive)

Lady Gaga gives us the hottest glimpse of her nipple (Idolator)

Yari may as well just be topless with this spread (Hollywood Tuna)

Alessandra Ambrosio‘s sexy bikini is turning some heads (Popoholic)

Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio prove why we love girl-on-girl (FOX)

Selena Gomez loves getting wet (TMZ)

Tori Spelling actually looks hot… seriously (HuffPo)


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Babes… Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Body Exhibition at Midnight

July 23rd, 2014

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Our friend Garry from SunofHollywood.com knows how to pick ‘em. And how to shoot them. Case in point, his midnight beach shoot of TV extra hottie Caitlin O’Connor. You might recognize Caitlin as the ‘hot girl’ on any number of TV shows in the past few years, or just from her Top Hotties honorifics from Maxim Magazine. At this moment, we’re recognizing her as the curvaceous blonde being filmed on the beach in Malibu at midnight. Sweet idea.

There’s something alluring about the out of context look of a fine female bikini form in the dead of night at the beach. It’s incongruous, if that word means it’s making my private parts tingle. I think it does. Caitlin, it’s damn nice to meet you. I do have blankets and hot chocolate in the back of my van if you’d like to get warm. Just tell your loved ones you’re going to Guatemala on a roadie and should be back next Spring. That’ll give me a good head start. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Sophie Reade Is Huge!

July 23rd, 2014

Sophie Reade

When it comes to busty British nobodies, Sophie Reade may not be as big a household name as hotties like Lucy Pinder or Amy Childs, but she definitely measures up in other areas. I’m talking about those massive funbags of hers, just to be clear. Anyway, I’d trot out my standard advice that all Sophie needs to do to get more famous is let a blogger like yours truly take her motorboating, but honestly, I’d be a little scared of drowning in those things. So I think I’ll just enjoy Sophie’s latest lingerie pictures from a safe distance behind my computer screen instead.

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Babes… Bridget Malcolm Just Signed with Victoria’s Secret, Now She’s Topless in V, Glory Be

July 23rd, 2014

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It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria’s Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That’s some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she’s a slight framed hottie, but she’s young and a fashion model and nothing I can’t mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.

There’s nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I’m a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.



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