Babes… Thank God It’s Funbags! Manu Junkes Drop Dead Bare Topless Hotness from Brazil to Your Lower Hearts

April 18th, 2014

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Oh, blessed end of the week, and a holiday weekend upcoming to boot. Don’t be hating on Easter as it is the season of girls in cute outfits and all things cute and fuzzy and edible. Oh, the hams that will be squeezed this weekend. Yes, I do love a Good Friday. Bolstered this week by the diabolically hot blonde looks of Brazilian model Manu Junkes who delivers a knockout blow of the bare boobtastic as Bella da Semana girl in her home nation which must be mighty proud.

On Fridays, we celebrate all that is round and worthwhile in this world. Manu’s perfectly plump happy campers make me feel like blowing a horn and throwing confetti. Though that’s not a horn, nor is that other thing confetti. But substitutions are perfectly acceptable on a Friday. Thank God It’s Funbags!



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Celebrity Babes – Constance Nunes Belongs In A Bikini

April 18th, 2014

Constance Nunes

I’m pretty sure you guys dug those pictures of Constance Nunes almost as much as I did the last time, so here she is again, only better, because she’s in a bikini instead of a pair of Daisy Dukes. That’s what I call an upgrade. Anyway, since I’m guessing most of you got the day off for Good Friday, I suggest you spend the rest of it scrolling through Constance’s Instagram. What else are you going to do, go outside or see your family and friends? Speaking from experience, this is a much more rewarding use of your time.

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Babes… Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pictures Little Blurs of Hot Bodiness from Cabo

April 18th, 2014

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Once again, the men I pay entirely with Los Lobos mixed tapes caught another fine celebrity suntanning down Cabo way from their telescopic lensed perches in the palm trees lining the resort. Ever climbed a palm tree? Well, it’s worth a few Los Lobos mixed tapes when your reproductive knuckles snag on a trunk knot. Um, not that I know firsthand. But, on to the hotties… because we caught Kourtney Kardashian bikini suntanning at the resort in a rather rare bikini appearance for the eldest and perhaps least publicly shot of the Kardashian sisters. Though that is a relative scale.

After two children now, Kourtney is still looking mighty fine in her two piece swimsuit, her pert asstastic and those slightly modified mum teats perfectly situated in the sun. It’s a bit blurry to catch anything to gripe about, which is perhaps the upside of shooting from twenty nautical miles away. On Google Earth, everybody looks hot. Enjoy.


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Babes… Bella Thorne All Grow’d Up and Sassy for Bullett

April 18th, 2014

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Bella Thorne is really starting to feel her oats, which is I think the female version of sewing your oats, though I could be wrong. She’s featured all kinds of sassy and starting to get Jenner-like grown up in Bullett magazine, displaying some of her more ‘it’ girl qualities that will ultimately put her in the Miley and Selena categories of successful Disney graduates at some time in the near future.

The Thorne family have been trying through multiple offspring iterations to hit it big in Hollywood. Based on not only her blossoming film and TV career, but her blossoming before the cameras in increasingly sophisticated looks, I’d have to say they finally made their mark with Bella. Good for them, and for us. Enjoy.



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Babes… India Reynolds Goes Breast To Breast With Rhain Sugden In Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

April 18th, 2014

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It’s time once again to pick between two super hot women for who is the most sextastically boobtastic. It is a difficult challenge to choose between such fine specimens as these two Page 3 girls. It’s like selecting which one of your children you love more. No, it’s tougher than that because there is always one kid you love more than the other. But I feel drawn to each of these ladies equally. You can examine their ample assets to figure out which you’d prefer to motorboat. Ultimately, it’s a matter of preference and I wonder which one you will pick.

This week our two ladies are India Reynolds and Rhian Sugden going head to head in our Battle of The Boobtastic. I like to pretend that rather than just having our dear readers choose, these two lovely ladies go at each other with giant gloves on in a foxy boxing match. Maybe in a pool of Jell-O. Yeah. So, which girl do you choose to be the most Boobtastic, India or Rhian?

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Babes… Holly Peers and Stacey Poole Play Topless Twister for Nuts April 2014

April 17th, 2014

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Holly Peers and Stacey Poole play the game of Twister we’ve all been dreaming about since we were teens. The two boobtacular ladies took turns playing the classic boardgame and feeding each other Hula Hoops in what looks like my grandmother’s basement rec room. Holly Peers’ flesh melons are perfectly shaped and firm while Stacey’s sweater hams have more movement to them. Either way, it must be heavenly to be pressed between those four bits of glorious mammary tissue while reaching for right hand green. In one pic, the girls look like they are about to kiss. Is there anything hotter than two girls kissing? I submit that there is not. I remember buying a Twister game for a party when I was 19. I fully expected it to turn into an orgy with a spin of the dial. Instead my friends and I just played while the girls ignored us.

But I can look at these pictures and dream of what could have been…


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Babes… Alessia Tedeschi In An Animal Print Bikini In Miami

April 17th, 2014

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Alesia Tedeschi is looking fine as F in a very small animal print bikini. The beauty was vacationing in Mexico when she chose the tiniest most animalistic bikini she could find. Allesia’s breasties look fantastic surrounded by animal print. It’s almost like we are living in caveman days and she’s got her love jugs swathed in a fur her hunter man killed for her. I’m pretty sure, however, that cavewomen never had thong bikini bottoms like she does. They accentuate her perfectly tanned and firm behind. In a couple of the pictures you can see wet sand clinging ever so tenderly to her pants meat. Oh, to be a grain of sand on that derriere…

I just thought of how I’m going to make a lot of money. I’m going to go to Miami and open a bikini store. It’s all anyone seems to wear down there. I’m like one of five Cubans who isn’t in Miami anyway so it works out.


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Babes… Miley Cyrus Covered Topless, Francia Raisa Bikini Awesomeness, And Anastasia Ashley’s Cleavage Valley Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

April 17th, 2014

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This weeks Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is a sampler platter, nay, a cornucopia of hottness. The famous ladies took to social media this week to show off their goodies. As the weather gets nicer the bikinis, sundresses, and skimpy gear are getting pulled out of the closet again. No need to fly to Cabo when you can just drive down to the coast. It truly is a magical time of year when the hotties come out of their clothes like bunnies emerging from a long winter’s hibernation.

This week we have Miley Cyrus barely covering her yum yums with her arm, Anastasia Ashley crushing her lucky dog with her bosoms, Francia Raisa wearing a bikini that is smaller than her earrings, Irina Shayk swimming in a barely there bikini with some pigs, Kaili Thorne thrashing around nekkid but covered in some sheets, Vanessa Hudgens dressed like a scantily clad hippie at Coachella, and Hillary Duff making out with a killer whale. Spring has sprung!


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Babes… Nikki Leigh Topless Photoshoot for Playboy

April 17th, 2014

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Nikki Leigh is on full display in her latest spread for Playboy. The blond vixen Playmate showed off her perfectly round breasts in a series of provocative pics. Her breasts are a thing of beauty, so much so that if I wrote poetry I’d dedicate a friggin’ sonnet to them “Ode To Nikki’s Knockers” (tentative title). In one of the galleries below you can see Nikki working out with fashion designer Nikki Lund. This is the pay-off for all that hard work and exercise. There is not a molecule of unsightly material on Nikki’s toned body. The nice thing about Nikki is that she always looks like she’s having fun in her photo shoots. Maybe it’s just a perception but it adds to the sexiness. No one wants a gloomy model.

The other thing I like about Nikki, besides the obvious, is her sexy stare. It’s not easy to stare sexily and not look like a creeper.


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Celebrity Babes – Daily Tuna

April 16th, 2014

-Porn star Kim Kardashian went see-through
-The lost art of the sideboob
-Farrah Abraham is just too dumb to handle
-Brittany Parks is my new favorite ring girl!

-Miranda Kerr works it good for Reebok
-Hannah Davis is a bikini goddess
-WTF is “conscious uncoupling?”
-Selena Gomez’s sexy Instagram tease!

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Babes… Lina Posada Smoking Hot Bikini Shoot for Babalu Swimwear

April 16th, 2014

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Colombian model and professional sexy person Lina Posada is on (figurative) fire in this bikini shoot. She feels at home in these teeny weeny bikinis made by Colombian brand Babalu swimwear. I’d like to call your particular attention to the pic of her on all fours on the shore. They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this one is worth about a bajilion. Her skin in the perfect combination of tan and creamy. It’s like these dulce de leche and vanilla swirl treats I used to get at the Mexican supermarket back in Texas when I was a kid. Her chest is, for lack of a better word, spectacular. They should be bronzed and put in a museum.

I’m not sure what it is they put in the water down there in Colombia that makes women like Lina and Sofia Vergara possible. Maybe it’s just a good genetic pool or perhaps it’s the diet. Either way, I think I’m planning a fact finding mission down to Bogota to investigate.


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Babes… Nikki Lund and Nikki Leigh Enjoy A Workout Together in California

April 16th, 2014

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Designer Nikki Lund and Playboy playmate Nikki Leigh got together for an afternoon of sweating and grunting. The two Nikkis worked out together in form fitting yoga pants and sports bras. There is something about a girl in a nice pair of hip hugging Lululemons that makes everything alright with the world. It’s pretty much the only reason to go to the gym. The gals did some deep squats and then bent over to work out their cleavage while lifting little pink free weights. You can tell that the Nikkis like to workout because they are both in redonkulously good shape. I wonder how this friendship formed in the first place? Was it simply a case of, “Hey, my name is Nikki too! Do you want to get together and stretch in tight workout clothes?” That’s how I’m going to choose to believe it happened.

I wonder if I could hire them to give me some private lessons. I might pass out from the exertion but it would be worth it.


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