Celebrity Babes – Ola Jordan’s Booty Is My Latest Crush!

August 22nd, 2014

Ola Jordan

It’s official, I think Ola Jordan here might just be my new favorite crush. So what if I’ve never heard of her before this, and couldn’t tell you who she is or why she’s famous? What can I say? I’ve always liked any hottie who shares my belief that pants are overrated. It’s what this site was founded on. Anyway, according to my research, Ola is a professional dancer and Strictly Come Dancing star, so there, happy now? Because I know I am.

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Babes… Jehane ‘GiGi’ Paris Lingerie Shoot For Neave Bozorgi

August 21st, 2014

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Redonkulously hot model Jehane ‘Gigi’ Paris showed off her stuff in a shoot for the August Neave Bozorgi. By stuff I mean her truly spectacular boobs. She’s covered topless but that doesn’t mean you don’t get some nice sideboob shots. She’s got a perfect set of ta-tas, like seriously flawless. Her booty is also pretty extraordinary. I particularly like the pics where she is wearing lacey girly panties on a bed. It’s naughty and nice. Jehane has got that whole sexy girl-next-door that you lay in your bed and dream about thing down pat. I like black and white spreads like this and not just because I’m a pretentious moron that went to film school. There is just something sexy and old school about them. Like the nudies your grandfather probably looked at only the girls are a little less thick and have better landscaping, if you know what I mean.

Jehane should just wear lingerie as her everyday wear. She lives in Miami so the climate would totally allow her to do so. Well, except when there are hurricanes, I guess.


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Babes… Naked News Nekkid Take on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (VIDEO)

August 21st, 2014


I was just about to rant about how Internet memes have just about hit the wall when local TV news people start imitating them on set, when along comes the babe-a-licious nekkid betties of Naked News stepping up to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. We already know it’s for a wonderful cause. I damn near cried when I saw how much money ALS research had raised through this rather genius video challenge. So consider the Ice Bucket Challenge re-imagined without any clothes on.

See the NSFW version of the Ice Bucket Challenge from Naked News. Oh, go oh, it’s for a good cause and you get to see one hot nekkid wet girl. You may alleviate your guilt with a profoundly helpful check. Enjoy.


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Babes… Nicki Minaj Mighty Booty Shakes, Thumps, and Bites in ‘Anaconda’

August 20th, 2014

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Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it’s inane, save for one large game-changing element — massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki’s. That Thor’s Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure.

I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki’s that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren’t any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki’s mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can’t believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy.


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Celebrity Babes – Rihanna Is Chilly Too!

August 20th, 2014

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I guess that nippleitis epidemic must be going around. Because first it was Minka Kelly, and now Rihanna‘s the latest to come down with a case. And it’s looking like a pretty serious one if you ask me. I’m no doctor, but that said, there’s an easy home remedy that I know of: two sweaty blogger hands applied a few times a day and it’ll clear up in no time. And lucky for Rihanna, I even make house calls.

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Babes… Lucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much of What You Need

August 20th, 2014

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One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed.

You don’t soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I’m often reminded of Uncle Sal’s wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I’m sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal’s advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie’s mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it’s way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy.



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Babes… Laura Cremaschi Bikinis in Miami Beach

August 20th, 2014

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Italian model and showgirl Laura Cremachi showed off her cannolis in a colorful bikini in Miami Beach. Laura has got a truly breathtaking set of funbags, or as the Italians say divertimento sacchetti. There is some pretty awesome sideboob and cleav action going on in these pics. You can clearly see why Italian politicians risk their careers for a chance to squeeze those chest pillows. But what I think is even more revealing in these pics is her booty. Mamma mia, what a caboose this girl has got! The bikini is almost a g-string, so you can see the wonder of her derriere almost in its entirety. The cloth also barely covers up her no-no spot and you can pretty much see the outline of everything. Laura just knows how to wear a bikini. It takes more than just going to the store and buying one and being naturally hot to pull off that look.

No, one must master the bikini arts. Laura knows exactly how to bikini. She’s a black belt, or black g-string, in bikini.


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Babes… Julija Steponaviciute Topless Lean Hotness in Elle France

August 20th, 2014

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No relation to Edita Vilkeviciute, my future hot wife, Julija Steponaviciute is a tall, lean, super hot Lithuanian model presence of her own these days, modeling since a young teen, now in her early 20′s and making a big splash in the likes of Elle France where they do love to show off hot model bare boobtastic.

And what a body it is. Julija’s body seems to go on forever, which in my mind, it really actually is continuing forever and her perfect Lithuanian funbags, oh, just the absolutely righteous dessert to a hot body meal. I really think I need to start investigating this viciute family lineage in Lithuania, staring with all the 6-foot tall super hot ones. Line them up. The inspection is ready to begin! Enjoy.



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Babes… Jessica Simpson Big Mama Boobtastic Out for Pimping Her Scent

August 19th, 2014

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Jessica Simpson does not hold back when it comes to working the consumer side of her merchandise empire. No holds barred. Or funbags. The mom and recent wife and queen of all things licensed on the Target shelves has a new perfume out with some name that surely sounds powerful yet feminine, tough yet soft. Something like that. What is mostly definitely powerful yet feminine are Jessica’s major league honkers on display in her advertisement for the on-sale scent. Holy big honkers. Those are some pimping hard giant sized peaches.

There’s no point in questioning Jessica Simpson’s business choices. She’s proven herself to have a nose, and chest, for this type of work. If she believes flashing her mega cans is going to help her sell her fragrance, I am certainly not going to ask her to cover up. I wouldn’t ask her that under any circumstance. Enjoy.



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Babes… Claudia Romani, The Italian Flag Swimsuit, and One Fine Thumper

August 19th, 2014

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I’m beginning to think Claudia Romani and her perfectly plump behind and I are getting somewhere. I received these photos in my mailbox I believe to be sent by Claudia’s hind-side in order to tease me into some kind of lasting proposal. It’s definitely working. I can barely move a muscle while my eyes are trained on the boot of this wicked wanton brunette from The Boot. I become paralyzed with thoughts of gentle spankings and all-over-loofah butt washes. Truly these are the happiest thoughts of my daily existence.

Someday, when society’s laws have caught up to the primal lust shared between myself and Claudia Romani’s killer tush, we shall become united as one with lots of candles and cheers and cheap booze we’re pretending isn’t so cheap. I shall wait for that day here in my Chair of Patience. But not much longer I hope. I can’t stand it. Stupid chair isn’t working. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sveva Alviti Goes Topless In Miami Beach

August 19th, 2014

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Italian model and molto bella Sveva Alviti decided to let the girls out for some air in one of the topless beaches in Miami. She started off wearing a tiny white bikini, which in and of itself would have been seriously hot. Then she decided to take her top off because she’s European and they are more sophisticated then us when it comes to letting your boobies fly free. Sveva’s ta-tas are the very definition of perky and pert. They are perfect for her frame as she would look weird with mammoth yum yums. We’ve been talking a lot about Sveva lately as she is on a crusade to not wear her top around the world. She’s an ambassador of sorts for the boobtacular arts. After all, is it not a woman’s right to not have tan lines? As a feminist myself I celebrate her right to take her top off whenever she wants to.

All I know is that Sveva is one of the hottest models out there right now and I look forward to her future topless trips to the beach.


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Babes… Lais Ribeiro Topless Sultry Automotive Motifs Will Rev Your Engines

August 19th, 2014

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if you happen to like ridiculously hot Brazilian models and sports cars, you’ll find yourself entranced by this Lui Magazine pictorial of the wicked hot Lais Ribeiro doing her hot body thing set against various motor vehicles. In fact, you don’t really have to like cars at all to appreciate the hot stroking action (as it were) of the sultry and alluring Lais Ribeiro and that heavenly sextastic body of hers.

Someday, I’d like to find such a woman topless in the back seat of my economy import. Maybe she could be struck with amnesia or be high on fumes from her recent private jet trip or something. There are so many ways it could happen, short of kidnapping at a Victoria’s Secret fashion show, which is obviously just a Plan D. Enjoy.


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