Babes… Charlotte Spring Topless Bubble Bath in the Kitchen Sink — Why? Because We Like It

July 31st, 2014

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I’m not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn’t ask her why. I come from the school of, don’t talk about good things or they might go away.

It’s a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I’m pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I’d love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I’m available weekends. Enjoy.



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Babes… Gisele Bundchen Bikini Body Hotness In the Dog Days of Summer

July 31st, 2014

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Every now and then I’ll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I’ll kind of wonder and then I’ll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that’s why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she’s the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn’t hurt, but it’s Gisele’s long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.

Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don’t just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.


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Babes… Selena Gomez Bares Midriff for Behaving Badly Screening

July 31st, 2014

Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA Selena Gomez Bares Midriff at Behaving Badly Special Screening in LA

Selena Gomez has been all over the places these days. All around the world exploring new places and people and other kinds of experimentation perhaps of the Sapphic variety. But she made her way back to Los Angeles to pimp her new movie, Behaving Badly, which while it does contain nudity, sadly, won’t be Selena Gomez baring any of her wares.

Selena is looking extra fine these days after some rest and relaxation and scissor kissing and the like, flashing her lickable midsection on the red carpet for the special screening. Her chest does seem to be noticeably larger, whether that be the mechanics of fashion or some other more involved means, I do not know for sure. But, suffice it to say, I would adore Selena from A cup to DD cup and everywhere in betwixt. I’m flexible like that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kendall Jenner Topless But Arm Covered in Love Magazine

July 30th, 2014

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Kendall Jenner is having a ball of a time along her barely legal year of introduction to real modeling. It’s not everything we thought or hoped we’d get from the ambitious taller, slender Kardashian, but I think we are getting closer. It’s all related to cost-benefit analysis performed by Kris in her dungeon lair.

Kendall is featured barely covered in the Autumn 2014 edition of Love magazine. That’s the London magazine that has led to many a model become quite risque. We’ve linked you out to bits of this before, but herein is the fullest photo gallery possible of hot lanky long Kendall doing what she does best. Posing. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)

July 30th, 2014

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That’s the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There’s nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I’m not exactly sure what else you’re spending your time on, but unless you’re actively curing cancer, it’s not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah’s ridiculously hot body doesn’t cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.


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Babes… Lily Allen Takes A Bikini Dip In NYC

July 30th, 2014

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British singer and sexy person Lily Allen went for a swim at the Soho House Hotel in New York City. She wore a teeny tiny blue and orange bikini that showed off her bangin’ figure. Yes, her body is so amazing I had to go back in time and bring back the word bangin’. It appears that the water in the pool was cold because Ms. Allen’s nips were certainly perky and present. Lily’s ta-tas are the definition of the term pert. She’s the kind of gal who can get away with never wearing a bra and a celebrate her right to do so. She’s also got a fairly extraordinary booty which is shown off in her tight blue bottoms. I’ve always had a thing for Lily Allen ever since I first saw her on an English talk show years ago. She’s one of my celebrity free passes.

It’s hard to believe that someone so hot is the sister of Alfie Allen, (Theon Greyjoy) from Game of Thrones. I would gladly be her Reek anyday.


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Babes… Hayley Orrantia Purple Bikini For a Water Goddess Introduction to Egotastic!

July 30th, 2014

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Hello, hottie Texas brunette thespianic Hayley Orrantia. You may have seen Hayley in her role on The Goldbergs on ABC. Or, now you can see her pushes up in her bikini top all purple and hard to miss on the beach in Malibu. I think I might just be in lust. Strike that, I know I am.

How jealous I quickly become of things such as the ocean surf as it laps up the sweet behind of young sextastic celebrities like Hayley. Why I am tortured to look from behind my mini spy binoculars while the salty brine can lap her up in every crack and crevice. Alas, maybe in my next life. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jehane Gigi Paris Topless Black and White Hotness Part Deux

July 29th, 2014

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We saw some of this ridiculously hot Chris Shintani photo set of Jehane Gigi Paris a little while back. But hot topless bodies with outstanding curb appeal require we drill down to find every instance of such visual wonderment, hence, part deux of an extended look at this anatomically inspiring series.

You know I’ve falling head over heels with every inch of this French model turned part-time Hollywood vixen. Jehane Gigi Paris has that very special ‘it girl’ quality that has me looking at it for about an hour here now nonstop. It’s hard to describe the feelings of special racing through my neural network at this precise moment. If I was a droid, I’d be sparking and smoking. Jehane, you nourish both man and machine with your stellar fineries. Please, we need more. Much much more. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Canned Tuna

July 29th, 2014

Nina Dobrev Is Super Pretty (Lainey Gossip)
Hot Gap On Hot Girls (The Chive)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Is Topless (The Superficial)
Mariah Carey Minus the Photoshop (?) is Still Pretty Hot (Fishwrapper)

Cara Delevingne Wore A Rabbit Fur Jacket (DLISTED)
Gwen Stefani Instagrams EPIC Breastfeeding Picture (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Lowndes‘ Bikini Selfie (DS nsfw)
Hilary Duff Busts Out Her Bodacious Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans (Popoholic)

Does Porn Star Kim Kardashian Photoshop Her Selfies? Probably (Popbytes)
This Is Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Cake (IDLYITW)

Audrina Patridge Is Smokin’ (CT)
Damn! More Killer Lohan Sideboob (Egotastic)

Danielle Knudson Is Amazing! (Big Buzzer)

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Babes… Stacey Pool Topless Stars, Topless Stripes, Big Topless Go Boom

July 29th, 2014

Stacey Poole Topless American Flag Bikini Photoshoot Stacey Poole Topless American Flag Bikini Photoshoot

I have to admire a busty British glamour model for draping herself in the Stars and Stripes to say hello to the Yanks. Stacey Poole isn’t so much draping herself in the flag as she is wearing it briefly in a bikini which even more patriotically comes off quickly revealing her ample funbags beneath. God bless every nation in the world who loves this kind of show.

Stacey Poole makes me proud to be part of the bigger nation of gentleman oglers who can appreciate her immodest melons as the true bits of Mother Nature genius  that they are. We don’t need a lot of hype or primping or styling, just a good looking woman with boobs that could smother us in our sleep. Is that too much to ask? Nay. Tis not. Sally forth, Stacey. Enjoy.



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Babes… Toni Garrn Topless Bikini Candids Off The Port Bow in Ibiza

July 29th, 2014

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Are you like me? Do you catch yourself saying, hmm, I wonder what Leo DiCaprio’s current model girlfriend’s funbags look like without her bikini top on. Well, wonder no more, curious traveler. For today we have a perfect peek at the au natural lovely peaks of Toni Garrn, the German hot model Leo is currently, um, dating.

Toni has been cruising around the Riviera the past couple of weeks with her karate kicking boyfriend on, naturally, a big cool yacht, and taking in some sun. It’s nice to see some ladies in the world not scared to death of Mother Sun and her Vitamin-D producing rays of goodness. So much so that Toni decided her special little puppies needed a little warm love. So, if you were wondering what Toni looked like topless. You have your answer — picture perfect. Enjoy.


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Babes… Emma Frain Is My Wicked Hot Topless Queen

July 29th, 2014

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I can’t think of anything I wouldn’t do for Emma Frain. I’m thinking hard now… nope, not a thing. Emma Frain is my queen among, you know, the women I fantastically believe are my girlfriends because it comforts me more than hot cocoa. Plus you could burn yourself in delicate places if you substitute hot cocoa for the kind of thoughts I have about Emma Frain.

Emma took a little break from her glamorous gifting to the world of her ridiculously hot body and outstanding alluring looks. It seems she’s back, I hope in some meaningful, exhibitionist ways. She truly is a stunner with a body that could command me to do all sorts of impure and indecent and completely fun things. I shall patiently await such commands. So damn hot. Enjoy.



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