Babes… Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

July 11th, 2014

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Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don’t think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can’t even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week’s contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It’s a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you’ll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Babes… Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

July 10th, 2014

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip on Instagram Emily Ratajkowski Cleavy on Instagram Karrueche Tran Bikini Booty on Instagram Crystal Hefner Cleavage on Instagram Anastasia Ashley Booty on Instagram Maria Menounos Bikinis on Instagram Renee Olstead Cleavy on Twitter

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don’t always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don’t be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.



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Babes… Katy Perry Crotch and Leg Performance Upskirt at The Garden

July 10th, 2014

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Well, Katy Cocktease is on another leg of yet another world tour so why not show off some of her lower half goodness to compliment the busty top half she taunts us with month in and month out. She really does have some nice legs, and her upskirt squat thrusts were a nice addition to, naturally, he amazing musical repertoire of tunes for teens.

For years now I’ve been begging Katy to show us her bare funbags. I can’t help but feel I’m not making tremendous progress. But as with any war, persistence, patience, and a healthy supply of foot powder often eventually wins the day. Katy, I will wait for you. And I will leer at your thighs and undercarriage. But my frustration does continue to mount. I hope you can find it in your heart to some day, some how, show us those faptastic yams of yours. Think of it as charity. I’m good with that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress In Paris

July 10th, 2014

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress in Paris

Reality TV Queen and Mrs. Kanye Kim Kardashian was busting out of her  blue dress at an event in Paris. Kim was sporting a dress that was truly cleavetacular. The neckline plunged to her stomach which allowed a perfect view of her legendary funbags. As is often the case with Kim K, she forgot to wear a bra. I’m not entirely sure how these dresses stay on. Do they tape them? Do they stay closed by some kind of witchcraft? They seem to defy the laws of physics. You’d think that ta-tas as large as Kim’s could not be contained in simple cloth. Whatever it is, her cleavage is un-effing-believable. As often as we find ourselves looking at pics of Kim’s chest puppies it never gets old. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

That Kanye West is one lucky SOB. Not only is he a world famous rapper and super rich but he gets to go home every night and rest his weary head on those flesh pillows. I bet he sleeps very soundly.


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Babes… Kelly Gale Bikini Modeling for H&M Delivers Your Indian Girl Chesty Hotness

July 10th, 2014

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We don’t see enough sextastic girls of Indian descent on these here pages. I say that more out of sadness than any regret on my part for not doing my job properly. I know I don’t, I just don’t have any regrets about that. Simply put, Indian girls have not made enough inroads into major modeling work as I suspect they will in the near future. In the case of sultry hot and chesty sweet Kelly Gale, her Indian roots come by way of Australia where she’s a hot commodity in the bikini and lingerie modeling world and now officially a part of the Victoria’s Secret stable of the sextastic.

Kelly brings her seemingly endless amount of boobtastic talents to the current H&M swimwear catalog, showing off her alluring looks and a body that could wipe out a beach full of gentleman oglers with just one sashay. Wow, Kelly Gale is most definitely a keeper. I suspect we will be seeing much more of Kelly in the near future. Hopefully that more includes even more skin. Kelly, that body needs to be unleashed! Enjoy.



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Babes… Luci Ford Is Boobtastic and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 9th, 2014


Luci Ford‘s Instagram is all your wet dreams in one (Starpulse)

Sam Faiers‘ bod is tight in leather (Hollywood Tuna)

Nina Dobrev is looking sheerly boobtastic (Popoholic)

Hannah Koczewska nipples have us in a trance (Drunken Stepfather)

Isabeli Fontana is Brazil’s saving grace (WWTDD)

Selena Gomez is bra-less and flaunting her funbags (Gossip Cop)

Kate Hudson is still one sexy MILF (FOX)


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Babes… Emily DiDonato Topless Treats Wicked Hot in Lui Magazine

July 9th, 2014

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The best gifts really are the ones dropped right in your lap completely unexpected. Oh, to have wicked New York Italian hottie Emily DiDonato dropped into my lap. She really is an unexpected delight with a body built to make men suffer. But the good kind of suffering. The kind where you feel obliged to leave a healthy tip.

Emily is featured this month in the ever sweet Lui magazine, France’s top hot celebrity model nekkid magazine. Really a hidden gem of a periodical. And boy have they nailed this month with Emily all hot and bothered and bare boobtastic flashing her stellar moist body. You know I get a little weepy when I see such lust inducing wonderments. I’m man enough to admit I’m currently sobbing like a baby. It feels good to share. Enjoy.



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Babes… Michelle Hayden Bikini Paddle Boarding In Maui

July 9th, 2014

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The lovely Michelle Hayden took some much needed R&R from being professionally hot with a paddle boarding adventure in Maui. Lucky for us she decided to do it while wearing a tiny white bikini. Michelle has what I call a Goldilocks rack. It’s not too big or too small but is just right. Her ta-tas are perfectly displayed for our viewing pleasure. There is some lovely cleave with a splash of sideboob. The bottoms also show off her tremendous booty and thighs. I am a thigh man through and through and I appreciate a good pair. Michelle is nicely toned throughout. I’m not entirely sure what paddle boarding is. It just looks like rowing yourself around on a surfboard to me. I’m not sure I “get” it. Whatever it is it seems to be working to keep her in redonkulously good shape.

This Maui sounds like a magical place full of palm trees, hot ladies, and weird paddle sports. Maybe I can convince Egotastic to send me there on a fact finding mission. You know, for work.


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Babes… Share Social Media Picture and Video Finds

July 9th, 2014


I’m always quite proud of myself when I can update anything myself on this site. Unlike many of you, I didn’t have the advantages of secondary education, I mean, secondary to elementary school, so my technical skills are somewhat limited.

However, as many of you are sharing your Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and other Social Media finds with us, I did update the Contact Form just for that purpose.

I can’t properly attribute your hottie finds on social media as I can with our regular Friday Reader Finds, but trust me when I say, myself and our world are just as equally grateful when you do. I have my minions scouring the social feeds for photos, but I’m certain I’m still missing some good ones each week. The volume is just so high these days. Thanks.


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Babes… Amy Hood Kinky Nekkid in Black and White for Purple (NSFW at all)

July 8th, 2014

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I’m a big fan of photographer Jonathan Leder. He likes the hot girls in the naughty poses. We’ve seen much of his work on here before. Now team him up with fetish and oft-bondage model hottie Amy Hood and you have the makings of a quite wonderful pictorial for Purple magazine.

I happen to love naughty girls. Even the appearance of naughty makes me tingly. Naughty and hot, well, that’s a whole different level. That’s like setting phasers to kill. Stun you walk away from. Kill, well, it’s all over. Star Trek nerds understand how I feel checking out Amy Hood in these photos. We’re all brothers underneath our different color space unis. Enjoy.



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Babes… Alex Gerrard Bikini in White WAGalicious Glory

July 8th, 2014

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Well, Britty soccer player Steven Gerrard may not be pleased with his national team’s lackluster performance in the World Cup, but he has to be pretty pleased with the MILFtastic hottie he calls his wife. Alex Gerrard was showing off her hot mommy bikini body in Ibiza in a white bikini, all splashy and showy type fun.

It’s pretty well-established here that soccer players get some of the finest wives and girlfriends of any professional athletes. I don’t like superlatives, but the premiere foot-ballers around the world are right up there at the top of the list of bedding down the world’s best looking models. Alex Gerrard is right up there herself. I’d surely love to be her vacation time towel boy. I see moistness, I dab. You hardly even notice I’m there. Enjoy.

 


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Babes… Taylor Swift Bares Midriff And Legs Out In NYC

July 8th, 2014

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Singer and sexy person Taylor Swift showed off her incredible bare midriff and legendary legs in New York City yesterday. Few people do bare midriff as well as Taylor. She’s got a magnificently thin and toned belly that is a joy to look at. I guess she knows that and that’s why she is always showing it off. That Taylor is a true humanitarian. The skirt she was wearing was also slit almost all the way to her hoo-ha so we also got a good eyeful of her legs. I’ve said it before and I will surely say it again that Taylor has the best legs of anyone in the entertainment biz. They are long, lean, and oh so satisfying. If there were a Platonic form of the female leg, I’m pretty sure it’s Taylor’s stems.

Every time I’m in Taylor’s neighborhood in NYC I keep hoping I’ll run into her but we keep missing each other. I have the conversation all planned out. I’ll say, “Hey Taylor, I’m a writer that sings the praises of your legs all the time.” and she’d be all like, “Gee, thanks Jack. Let’s hang out and be besties.” This is my dream.


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