Babes… Devin Brugman Stripety-Bikini Madness On South Beach

July 23rd, 2014

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When Devin Brugman steps out of the Miami waters, the entire Atlantic ocean must weep for its loss. Oh, to have that brunette’s fine body in my own aquatic clutches, I’d thank Neptune hourly for such a blessing.

Devin and her bikini pimping partner Natasha Oakley have been up and down South Beach this past week showing off in various different bikini looks and styles. Now, you know I happen to be a big fan of stripes. Well, stripes on a girl so ridiculously boobtastic that my dream is to remove her stripes. Suffice it to say, Devin has me in a bit of a catatonic state of disrepair here at the moment. Maybe she’s running a Buy 500 Bikinis and I Model Them For You. I could find more closet space. The credit card limit will be the bigger problem. Devin, please, don’t let it stop. Enjoy.



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Babes… Ashley Sky Swimsuit Pictures Reveal So Much Sextastic

July 22nd, 2014

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What a day for brunettes. Long live the raven-haired beauties, such as vastly underrated Brazilian model Ashley Sky who we see so much of on social media and in my nightly REM sleep dreams, but not often enough posing on the beach in revealing swimsuits. Not for my needs at least.

Ashley Sky managed to do with the one piece swimsuit what many girls in bikinis can’t even do in term of exhibitionism. It really was a work of art from a fine painter of the body sextastic. Oh, those groovy curves nearly falling out of her swimsuit. I almost began to cry. Women always take that the wrong way, but I always appreciate their desire to comfort me as they would a wounded child. Which is pretty close to the truth.

Ashley Sky, don’t ever go changing. But if you do change, take selfies. You are so damn hot. Enjoy.



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Babes… Lea Michele Bikini Nip Slips, Hot Bottoms, And Everything Good in Between

July 22nd, 2014

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Whoa, when Lea Michele lets go, she really lets go. Now I can’t let go. The Glee actress has been hitting the hot spots of the European Riviera this past week, including her turn in a bikini off the coast of Italy like many of her Hollywood celebrity peers. Only Lea blessed us with some bare nipple poking out of her green bikini top, a very sweet compliment to her rather fine wet bikini thumper.

Lea Michele gets something of a bad rap in the City of Angels. I think much of it goes with the territory of being a successful woman and getting the ‘bitchy’ label. My guess is that term of affection is no more or less common around these parts than it is among the hottest girls in any any walk of life. There’s a natural tendency to be a little needy when you have so many people offering to service your needs. Oh, that I could service Lea’s. We wouldn’t even need that silly bikini top in the first place. Lea, someday I’ll have my yacht, please wait for me. Keep that asstastic constant. Enjoy.


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Babes… Kelly Brook Is All Booty And Cleavage in LA

July 22nd, 2014

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English model and sexy beast Kelly Brook looked effing amazing in her tight workout clothes in Los Angeles. Kelly was on her way to the gym when the photog spotted her ginormous ta-tas bouncing down the street. You know you’ve got a crazy huge rack when normal clothes can no longer contain them. She’s about to tear through that shirt Incredible Hulk style. The other thing you notice about this outfit is how absurdly awe inspiring her booty looks in her tight workout pants. Kelly is my kind of gal. I like a woman with shapely thighs and butt. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me, but I wouldn’t know what to do with one of these girls with no junk in the trunk. As the great philosopher Sir Mix-A-Lot once said, “I like big butts. I cannot lie”.

If working for this site has taught me anything over the years is that I really need to find whatever gym all these hot models and actresses got to and get a membership. I can halfheartedly do the elliptical machine if it means I can see hot women in workout clothes.


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Babes… Rosie Jones Topless Hotness Invades Interivu Magazine

July 22nd, 2014

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I guess I wasn’t the only one celebrating Rosie Jones epic funbags and her birthday this weekend. The good folks at Interviu magazine in Spain saw fit to honor Rosie with their cover and a sweet spread of her chestal goodness within.

Rosie Jones was born to model and make people happy. Not many people can say they’re doing precisely as Mother Nature intended. Rosie brings so much happiness to so many people and at just 24 now, she has so many more years to keep doing so. Her legacy is as firm as… well, never mind. The point is, Rosie Jones is a goddess to whom I would bring purified rain water in a lotus leaf each morning to gently wake her. Well, first the morning sex, then the lotus leaf bit. A man has to keep his priorities. Enjoy.



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Babes… Lea Michele’s Thong Bikini Booty and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 21st, 2014


Lea Michele is bootylicious in this teeny tiny thong bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Danity Kane is back and more boobtastic than ever (Hollywood Tuna)

The Texans cheerleaders have a new sexy calendar. You’re welcome. (Busted Coverage)

Natasha Barnard‘s lingerie spread is all you need right now (Popoholic)

Sarah Hyland‘s cleavage is white hot (Starpulse)

Holly Coleman nearly nekkid, teasing us in bed (COED)

Give yourself a workout with these chicks who are ready for a workout (The Chive)


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Celebrity Babes – Sarah Hyland Is Looking Good

July 21st, 2014

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It’s not quite as much cleavage as she’s shown in the past (I guess she still needs a few more lessons with Sofia Vergara), but here’s my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland at something called the 4th Annual Celebration Of Dance Gala. And you may be surprised to learn this, but I’m actually a big dance fan myself. In fact, I go see a show at least once a month. Not to brag or anything, but I guess that makes me kind of a patron of the arts. It still counts if the stages have poles on them, right?

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Babes… Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures Fifty and Faptastic

July 21st, 2014

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While my forty and faptastic list is rather lengthy, the fifty plus version dwindles rather extensively. Though there are clear and obvious rule breakers. Like Elle Macpherson. On a day when we are celebrating bikini beauties at the beach, how about a sweet homage to the queen bee of hot bikini pictures for three decades now. The Aussie with the hot long lean body who can steal teach the youngin’s a thing or two about strutting in a two piece.

Elle was on vacation on a yacht off the coast of Italy when she decided to don one of her little bikinis and show off front side and backside half-century hotness. She more than caught my eye. She made 10,000 images of her ridiculously alluring surfer girl hotness flash before my eyes. Then I passed out. Then I woke up wondering what time it was and if Elle would respond to my request for an Adult Nursing Relationship post I made to her on Craigslist Palm Beach. So much to think about, and so much Elle sextastic to focus on. Bless you, Ms. Macpherson. Enjoy.



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Babes… Selena Gomez Leggy And Cleavy In Italy

July 21st, 2014

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The lovely Selena Gomez was looking hot as F in a black dress at a gala dinner for the Ischia Global Festival in Italy. One of the things about Selena that I really respect is the fact that she rarely wears a bra. Such was the case on the night of the gala. The low cut dress showed off that famous Gomez cleavage and just a hint of sideboob as well. Selena’s girls have been looking…er…larger recently. Maybe it’s just from vitamins and exercise? Either way, her funbags look amazing. The dress also has a slit in the front that goes almost all the way up to her hoo-ha giving us a nice eyeful of her legs. Selena has a pretty phenomenal set of stems. They are perfectly toned and fit. Luckily, she likes to show those off as well.

What I’m saying is that Selena knows how much we appreciate looking at her in various states of undress and she’s willing to oblige us. She’s a real mensch, only, you know, a chick.


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Babes… Irina Shayk Lingerie Pictures Will Probably Kill You, But You’ll Die Happy

July 21st, 2014

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Once again, I say, if you want to sell bikinis or underwear, don’t be the dolt in marketing who needs to come up with the new idea. Check the project budget and figure out a way to hire Irina Shayk to model your silky little bits. There is simply no better way to create a must-buy sensation among your audience than by seeing the wicked hot Russian model preening and posing in your fineries. Naturally, I may only be speaking for the man folk who use fake names perhaps to purchase these undergarments, but by the sheer volume of her work, I’m guessing these companies are also finding tremendous sales upticks with Irina Shayk’s supremely hot body leading their promotional charge.

Irina Shayk could see water to a drowning man, provided that water were carried in the cup of her recently removed bra. At that point, you just stop fighting and know that you’re going to a far better place with the taste of Irina Shayk funbag in your mouth. Things could be worse. Enjoy.



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Babes… Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Kim Kardashian, Video Game Genius

July 20th, 2014

Whacked- Kim Kardashian App

Now, there are some things we just expect of the Kardashian clan. Neglecting to put on any undercrackers before emerging cooch-first from taxis, sexing up Kanye West and giving the child of the unholy union a dumbass name, that sort of thing. Along with questionable spelling (Kardashian Konfidential? Only Mortal Kombat can be excused that sort of thing), these are their calling cards.

On the flipside, there are things you’ll never expect from the celebtastic family. Mainly, y’know, talent, but today we’re only concerned with one: some kind of Midas touch with video games.

But hey, that’s where Kim Kardashian West strides in with all the business nous she apparently has and proves us the eff wrong. Either that, or this is just something else to file into the overflowing drawer marked ‘Gee, Society Sucks Ass Sometimes.’

Yep, the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app will make $ 200 million by the end of the year. That’s 200,000,000, more zeroes than we can even freaking count. How much of that is heading straight to the Kim koffers? $ 85 million. We’d ask who the hell’s buying a mobile game that gives us inspired pearls of wisdom like ‘dating famous people will get you more fans too,’ but the answer’s already clear. Every bastard is by the look of it.

Via Destructoid.


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Babes… Scarlett Johansson Nude Headlines the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

July 20th, 2014

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I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.

Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.

Be sure to get your discounted membership to Mr. Skin now, for full views of the likes of Scarlett and several thousand of her closest nekkid celebrity friends on film.









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