Babes… Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)

July 30th, 2014

Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy Sarah Summers Boobtastic Topless Photoshoot for Playboy

That’s the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There’s nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I’m not exactly sure what else you’re spending your time on, but unless you’re actively curing cancer, it’s not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah’s ridiculously hot body doesn’t cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.


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Babes… Lily Allen Takes A Bikini Dip In NYC

July 30th, 2014

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British singer and sexy person Lily Allen went for a swim at the Soho House Hotel in New York City. She wore a teeny tiny blue and orange bikini that showed off her bangin’ figure. Yes, her body is so amazing I had to go back in time and bring back the word bangin’. It appears that the water in the pool was cold because Ms. Allen’s nips were certainly perky and present. Lily’s ta-tas are the definition of the term pert. She’s the kind of gal who can get away with never wearing a bra and a celebrate her right to do so. She’s also got a fairly extraordinary booty which is shown off in her tight blue bottoms. I’ve always had a thing for Lily Allen ever since I first saw her on an English talk show years ago. She’s one of my celebrity free passes.

It’s hard to believe that someone so hot is the sister of Alfie Allen, (Theon Greyjoy) from Game of Thrones. I would gladly be her Reek anyday.


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Babes… Hayley Orrantia Purple Bikini For a Water Goddess Introduction to Egotastic!

July 30th, 2014

Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu Hayley Orrantia in a Purple Bikini in Malibu

Hello, hottie Texas brunette thespianic Hayley Orrantia. You may have seen Hayley in her role on The Goldbergs on ABC. Or, now you can see her pushes up in her bikini top all purple and hard to miss on the beach in Malibu. I think I might just be in lust. Strike that, I know I am.

How jealous I quickly become of things such as the ocean surf as it laps up the sweet behind of young sextastic celebrities like Hayley. Why I am tortured to look from behind my mini spy binoculars while the salty brine can lap her up in every crack and crevice. Alas, maybe in my next life. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jehane Gigi Paris Topless Black and White Hotness Part Deux

July 29th, 2014

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We saw some of this ridiculously hot Chris Shintani photo set of Jehane Gigi Paris a little while back. But hot topless bodies with outstanding curb appeal require we drill down to find every instance of such visual wonderment, hence, part deux of an extended look at this anatomically inspiring series.

You know I’ve falling head over heels with every inch of this French model turned part-time Hollywood vixen. Jehane Gigi Paris has that very special ‘it girl’ quality that has me looking at it for about an hour here now nonstop. It’s hard to describe the feelings of special racing through my neural network at this precise moment. If I was a droid, I’d be sparking and smoking. Jehane, you nourish both man and machine with your stellar fineries. Please, we need more. Much much more. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Canned Tuna

July 29th, 2014

Nina Dobrev Is Super Pretty (Lainey Gossip)
Hot Gap On Hot Girls (The Chive)

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Is Topless (The Superficial)
Mariah Carey Minus the Photoshop (?) is Still Pretty Hot (Fishwrapper)

Cara Delevingne Wore A Rabbit Fur Jacket (DLISTED)
Gwen Stefani Instagrams EPIC Breastfeeding Picture (Moe Jackson)

Jessica Lowndes‘ Bikini Selfie (DS nsfw)
Hilary Duff Busts Out Her Bodacious Booty In Skin-Tight Jeans (Popoholic)

Does Porn Star Kim Kardashian Photoshop Her Selfies? Probably (Popbytes)
This Is Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Cake (IDLYITW)

Audrina Patridge Is Smokin’ (CT)
Damn! More Killer Lohan Sideboob (Egotastic)

Danielle Knudson Is Amazing! (Big Buzzer)

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Babes… Stacey Pool Topless Stars, Topless Stripes, Big Topless Go Boom

July 29th, 2014

Stacey Poole Topless American Flag Bikini Photoshoot Stacey Poole Topless American Flag Bikini Photoshoot

I have to admire a busty British glamour model for draping herself in the Stars and Stripes to say hello to the Yanks. Stacey Poole isn’t so much draping herself in the flag as she is wearing it briefly in a bikini which even more patriotically comes off quickly revealing her ample funbags beneath. God bless every nation in the world who loves this kind of show.

Stacey Poole makes me proud to be part of the bigger nation of gentleman oglers who can appreciate her immodest melons as the true bits of Mother Nature genius  that they are. We don’t need a lot of hype or primping or styling, just a good looking woman with boobs that could smother us in our sleep. Is that too much to ask? Nay. Tis not. Sally forth, Stacey. Enjoy.



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Babes… Toni Garrn Topless Bikini Candids Off The Port Bow in Ibiza

July 29th, 2014

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Are you like me? Do you catch yourself saying, hmm, I wonder what Leo DiCaprio’s current model girlfriend’s funbags look like without her bikini top on. Well, wonder no more, curious traveler. For today we have a perfect peek at the au natural lovely peaks of Toni Garrn, the German hot model Leo is currently, um, dating.

Toni has been cruising around the Riviera the past couple of weeks with her karate kicking boyfriend on, naturally, a big cool yacht, and taking in some sun. It’s nice to see some ladies in the world not scared to death of Mother Sun and her Vitamin-D producing rays of goodness. So much so that Toni decided her special little puppies needed a little warm love. So, if you were wondering what Toni looked like topless. You have your answer — picture perfect. Enjoy.


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Babes… Emma Frain Is My Wicked Hot Topless Queen

July 29th, 2014

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I can’t think of anything I wouldn’t do for Emma Frain. I’m thinking hard now… nope, not a thing. Emma Frain is my queen among, you know, the women I fantastically believe are my girlfriends because it comforts me more than hot cocoa. Plus you could burn yourself in delicate places if you substitute hot cocoa for the kind of thoughts I have about Emma Frain.

Emma took a little break from her glamorous gifting to the world of her ridiculously hot body and outstanding alluring looks. It seems she’s back, I hope in some meaningful, exhibitionist ways. She truly is a stunner with a body that could command me to do all sorts of impure and indecent and completely fun things. I shall patiently await such commands. So damn hot. Enjoy.



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Babes… Julianne Hough’s Booty Drop and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 28th, 2014


Julianne Hough drops it like it’s hot (The Superficial)

Kate Walsh groped this chick and got all wet (TMZ)

Kate Upton begged for her body, and so do we (FOX)

Selena Gomez goes bra-less in nearly see-through shirt (Popoholic)

Paris Hilton likes to get it on in public (WWTDD)

Prepare yourself because these gifs may be too hot for you (College Humor)

Karlie Kloss who? We’ll take her photobomber (VH1)


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Babes… Adrianne Curry Catplay Cosplay Consumes Me at Comic-Con

July 28th, 2014

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Comic-Con has become far too big of a frenzy to get a read on these days. There is no novelty any longer as the fan boy convention has become subsumed by the media machine into just a massive film and television contention with half the world’s population and lots of posers. I mean, non virgin geeks who have corrupted it’s purity. Now pretty much the entirety of L.A and New York ship out to San Diego for the weekend each July to push anything from sit-coms to rom-coms to Dick Wolf crime dramas. It has lost its joie-de-vive, so to speak. But it hasn’t lost Adrianne Curry.

Adrianne has made a habit of picking out cool cosplay costumes that accentuate her fitness body and owning Comic-Con each year. The competition is not exactly the private model beaches of St. Tropez, but there are thousands of girls attempting to get noticed in their superhero get up each summer and Adrianne pretty much dominates. She wore a number of outfits over the nerd weekend, but Catwoman sold it for me. There was little room left for anything but mischief in that outfit. Just the way it should be. Enjoy.



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Babes… Pamela Anderson Flashing Crackalicking Bikini Booty and Mega Side Boob in Sardinia

July 28th, 2014

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I guess all the gossip rags are curious to know if Pamela Anderson is sticking with her current former husband or not. I’m mostly interested to see how her formerly top body in the world is coming along in the veteran hottie department. Naturally, a portion of Pam’s fine female form has been aided and assisted by science, but there’s no denying when he bikini bottoms come down or her bikini barely contains her still rather bodacious sized pinup rack, her unemployed husband is something of a lucky fellow. Well, that also includes throwing in the boudoir moves we know Pam to have thanks to the Internet, video tape, and a penchant for showing off.

I wouldn’t go so far as to label Pamela Anderson one of my fine wines, mellowing with hotness and maturity. But I’d say she’s more the bottle of vodka you forgot you left in the freeze three years ago when your buddy insisted that was the bomb idea. She could be very unexpected fun on a Saturday night. Crack is whack! Pamela Anderson, keep it coming. Enjoy.



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Babes… Barbara de Regil Lingerie Shoot for Soho Magazine, Super En Fuego Latina Thespianics

July 28th, 2014

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I couldn’t possibly get enough of sultry hot Mexican actresses taking off their clothes, or most all of their clothes, for outrageous alluring shoots as this look at Barbara de Regil in her white panties and bras for Soho Magazine Mexico. Now, you may not keep your satellite dish trained South of the border as I do for all the hot raven-haired beauties in film and television, but then you can count on me to bring you the best of those smoking hot Latinas. Like Barbara who makes me want to watch eleven more movies I can barely understand just to see her swishing her sextastic lady form in barely there clothing.

One day, I really must perfect my Spanish language skills and woo many hot young drama queens of Mexico and points South. It’s sort of my destiny I suppose, I mean, once I conclude my destiny of watching every single NFL Sunday Ticket game without missing a play on any. I’m like Hercules, I need more than just one great challenge. But when the time comes, Barbra, trust me, I shall be at your doorstep singing canciones on my mandolin and holding up at least seven possible shades of nail polish to do your toes. I know, there’s no way she says no. Enjoy.


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