I didn’t know Kelly Brook was a blonde…that’s cuz I don’t keep track of Kelly Brook…or more importantly…her hair color….cuz i don’t give a fuck about the bitch….
I do know she is a busty low grade model who managed to fuck herself a bit of a career the last few years…..and I do know she’s in a bikini showing her tits for twitter while holding a coconut making a silly jokes like “Breakfast time…. grab the coconuts”…so subtle of a reference to the tits that made her a somebody…and I am not …
I still prefer her naked, covered in abortion photoshoot I can see her pussy lip in….but nothing wrong with a bitch built like this promoting her own bikini line…cuz I appreciate looking at the pictures….
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Nothing like some bikini model modeling bikini to end my day of uselessness on a blog everyone pretends they never heard of becuase maybe they have actually never heard of it…but that works against my self esteem….like I assume Lima’s mom body works against her self esteem…cuz what you’re not seein in these pics are all the things she hates about herself…all the imperfections that even at the 1,000,000 dollars a shoot she charges…she sits and obsesses over….like her big droopy mom pussy she’s got folded up in bikini bottoms…
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Here’s a video that Zahia Dehar, an ex-teen prostitute shot for Vanity Fair, starring Eric Roberts, because let’s face it he’s got nothing else going on and the opportunity to hang with a hot, busty, french, 18 year old who got paid to fuck 3 soccer players when she was underage and who got those 3 soccer players arrested for fucking her when she was underage….is a huge deal for him….and after getting through this….it is a huge deal for me…because her body is ridiculous and this video is fucking hot….Looking forward to more of her lingerie line provided it includes more of her half naked….Sluts are always amazing.
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I once wrote “I don’t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so here’s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16…” back when Zahia Dehar Wore a Slutty Dress and Showed off her Ass and when Zahia Dehar wore no pants and flashed the world her ass ….when her story first dropped….
Well now she’s 18, and V Magazine did a photoshoot with her…cuz nothing says fashion like ex-teen-hookers to the stars…especially when the trashy bitch looks this hot….
Here are the hot pics….
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Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…
NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.
Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.
East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.
Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.
“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.
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Here’s some afternoon random news of random people doing random things that are pretty fucking entertaining…cuz people are idiots, perverts, freaks, and I love watching them….it makes for very good times…when you realize just how ridiculous the world is…
NC Mom Takes Out Burglar With Bed Post
Victoria Jones, a North Carolina mother, knew how to defend her family from a would-be intruder, by knocking him on the head with a bed post.
Girl Scout Peeping Tom Arrested
A man was arrested outside a Girl Scout meeting area. The details surrounding his arrest are bizarre and disturbing.
East Haven Mayor Taking Heat For Taco Comment
The Mayor of East Haven, Connecticut is being chastised for his taco comment when asked what was he is going to do for the Latino community.
Woman Sues Cash Money Records
A College Park woman claims a record company is responsible for a violent attack that took place inside a studio bathroom.
“The Ice Hole’ Opens On Minnesota Fishing Lake
A Minnesota man thought it would be a great idea to open a bar on ice catering to ice fishers.
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So some no name from UK Big Brother has released a sex tape, which is only natural because the kind of bitch who would be compelled to do Big Brother…or any reality show for that matter…is the kind who is trying to get famous….and what better way to get famous than to release a sex tape…I mean it worked for Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, didn’t it?
What these low level sluts don’t get is that the world is so porn saturated that we don’t care if any bitch fucks on camera…we’re desensitized….especially when the bitch fucking on camera has to rub herself to get wet after sucking a dudes dick…we like a bitch to be wet at all times….at least in our sex tapes…cuz I’m the king of making bitches dry…within 10 seconds of them realizing what they are doing…
They also don’t realize that Kim Kardashian was working with the top publicist in hollywood to get her interviews, coverage, etc when her tape hit…it was a bigger plan…
It wasn’t just a bitch fucking a black dude awkward and like we all fuck at home….
Who cares…just watch the sex tape cuz it’s out there….and wait til the part she says “You Filled Me Up”…cuz bitch didn’t even have the decency to take a load on her face for her big porn debut…what a cunt…
I guess her strategy worked cuz before today…I had no idea who she was….
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Well, blessed be our friends at TMZ who captured the awkwardly awesome moment when an inebriated Miley Cyrus went down on a big dark phallic cake that was for some reason presented to her boyfriend on his 19th birthday last night. (I’ll take socks, thank you very much.)
Now, one could draw many conclusions from these photos, not the least of which is Miley is probably one decently-skilled gamer of a girlfriend, but, we prefer to think of Miley in a more innocent light, as just a courteous party host breaking the ice. With her tongue. Licking a penis cake.
Check out the full set of Miley Cyrus penis cake pictures exclusively on TMZ.
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