Babes… Heidi Klum Topless and Other Fine Things to Ogle

August 1st, 2014


Heidi Klum‘s topless ta-tas are up for grabs (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele flaunts her bangin’ booty (Hollywood Tuna)

Lacey Wildd massively engorged funbags are busting out (TMZ)

These naughty girls like to bend over (The Chive)

Nina Agdal‘s looking bodacious in this teeny tiny pink bikini (Popoholic)

Karina Jelinek and Paz Cornu give some HOT girl-on-girl action (WWTDD)

We’d like to take a hit with these hotties (COED)


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Babes… Sylvie van der Vaart Blue Bikini Perfection in Saint-Tropez

August 1st, 2014

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I cant really think of any single hot bikini mom who does the surf and sand two piece preen and tease better than the freshly single Sylvie van der Vaart and her Dutch blonde model skill set.

Sylvie doesn’t seem to be letting divorce get her down. Just like she didn’t let cancer get her down. She’s kind of like my hero, and I’m not just saying that in hope she’ll melt and say ‘Oh, Bill, he’s so sensitive and understanding, now I shall swim naked in his pool’. Now I just need a pool. Something I’d happily dig with my bare hands if I knew Sylvie was coming by in one of her teasy tiny bikinis. Blue will do. Hot divorced moms have a special entrance to my abode. It’s called the front door and it’s always open. Sylvie, let’s do this during the month of August when Europe shuts down to prepare for long half-time work in September. Enjoy.


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Babes… Raffaella Fico Shows Off Her Hot Bikini Body In Saint-Tropez

August 1st, 2014

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Italian model Raffaella Fico looked sexy as F in a white bikini in Saint-Tropez. White is a wonderful color for bikinis, mainly because they become see through when they get wet. So, particularly with her bottom, you can see right through Raffaela’s suit to her lady bits area. The bottom also has much of the booty exposed for our viewing pleasure. There is some pretty epic sideboob going on as well. Raffaella has an epic rack. If one of those old dead Italian Renaissance painters was alive they would hire her as a boob model. She’s also got a toned stomach and some nice long legs. Raffaella really is a testament to Italian engineering. She’s like a Ferrari or a Fiat or something. Italians sure know how to live. You’ve got to love their laissez-faire attitude towards being scantily clad.

I’ve always wondered how Italians always look so incredibly fit and stylish eating all that pasta. It must be genetics and a good metabolism. If I ate pasta every day they would have to remove me from my house in a forklift.


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Babes… Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini Body Sextastic Simply Won’t Quit the MILFtastic Show in St. Tropez

August 1st, 2014

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Okay, I know she’s been divorced for a year now or so, and at some point I’ll remember her maiden name, but Sylvie van der Vaart will never leave the scope of my libidinal desires for hot Dutch moms with blonde locks and perfect bikini bodies.

Sylvie has been in St. Tropez the past week prancing across the exclusive sands of the Southern French resort town, exhibition one of the finest former-WAG MILFtastic bodies on the continent. I do believe this is her fifth different bikini by my reckoning. Just the thought of her picking out which of her multitude of fine two piece swimwear will best complement her wicked hot body is almost too much too handle. I sure would like to help her pack. I bet that’s fun. Oh, Sylvie, you’re single, I’m single, we have so much in common, this should absolutely work. Enjoy.



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Babes… Charlotte McKinney’s Boobtastic Cleave and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 31st, 2014


Charlotte McKinney‘s cleave will blow your mind, and some other things (Busted Coverage)

Lindsay Lohan, Chrissy Teigen, and Lady Gaga give us so much sideboob (TMZ)

These hotties held out on going down but now they’re not holding back (FOX)

You won’t be able to get enough of this and your girl will be wetter than ever (The Frisky)

Ali Larter gives us the gift of going bra-less (WWTDD)

We’d be happy to take any one of these Victoria’s Secret models (VH1)

Kendall Jenner booty is bangin’ in these skin-tight jeans (Popoholic)


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Celebrity Babes – Nina Agdal Because She Is Amazing

July 31st, 2014

Nina Agdal

I’m not sure what campaign these pictures of Nina Agdal are from, but I do know that any time we get to see her in a bikini it’s a good thing. So make sure to check these amazing photos because they’re probably the hottest of the day. Enjoy.

         
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Babes… Charlotte Spring Topless Bubble Bath in the Kitchen Sink — Why? Because We Like It

July 31st, 2014

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I’m not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn’t ask her why. I come from the school of, don’t talk about good things or they might go away.

It’s a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I’m pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I’d love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I’m available weekends. Enjoy.



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Babes… Gisele Bundchen Bikini Body Hotness In the Dog Days of Summer

July 31st, 2014

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Every now and then I’ll see one of those articles about how Gisele Bundchen is the highest paid model in the world each year and then I’ll kind of wonder and then I’ll see her in a little showy outfit or bikini again and remember, oh, yeah, that’s why. Not only is Gisele super famous and celebrity and pimping the shizz out of twenty different merchandise lines at any given time, but she’s the original big time Brazilian supermodel. The girl who brought that specific sultry look to the pages of pretty much every single major fashion and beauty magazine across the planet. Marrying famous and such didn’t hurt, but it’s Gisele’s long lean lust inducing body and ability to photograph hot in anything that made her the kazillionaire she is today.

Seeing Gisele in a two piece prancing across the beach with her pooch just reminds us, even in stupid floppy hats, Gisele is a standout among the multitude. Supermodels don’t just grow on trees. But, man, if they did, how I would plant one this second in my backyard and raise it with the care of a nervous mother. Enjoy.


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Babes… Selena Gomez Bares Midriff for Behaving Badly Screening

July 31st, 2014

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Selena Gomez has been all over the places these days. All around the world exploring new places and people and other kinds of experimentation perhaps of the Sapphic variety. But she made her way back to Los Angeles to pimp her new movie, Behaving Badly, which while it does contain nudity, sadly, won’t be Selena Gomez baring any of her wares.

Selena is looking extra fine these days after some rest and relaxation and scissor kissing and the like, flashing her lickable midsection on the red carpet for the special screening. Her chest does seem to be noticeably larger, whether that be the mechanics of fashion or some other more involved means, I do not know for sure. But, suffice it to say, I would adore Selena from A cup to DD cup and everywhere in betwixt. I’m flexible like that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kendall Jenner Topless But Arm Covered in Love Magazine

July 30th, 2014

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Kendall Jenner is having a ball of a time along her barely legal year of introduction to real modeling. It’s not everything we thought or hoped we’d get from the ambitious taller, slender Kardashian, but I think we are getting closer. It’s all related to cost-benefit analysis performed by Kris in her dungeon lair.

Kendall is featured barely covered in the Autumn 2014 edition of Love magazine. That’s the London magazine that has led to many a model become quite risque. We’ve linked you out to bits of this before, but herein is the fullest photo gallery possible of hot lanky long Kendall doing what she does best. Posing. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sarah Summers Topless Epic Hotness for Black and White Summer Tributes (And Free Playboy.TV)

July 30th, 2014

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That’s the kicker. I want you guys to sign up for Playboy.TV for the one week free trial I keep nagging the good folks at Playboy Online to offer our readers because the content is rip-roaring good times. There’s nothing wrong with seeing gaggles of extremely good looking hot-bodied young ladies rolling around in the bathtub together. I’m not exactly sure what else you’re spending your time on, but unless you’re actively curing cancer, it’s not time spent more wisely. And even people curing cancer need a break at night.

Playboy.TV Free For Seven Days!

To celebrate my love of all things hot and topless and Playboy relate, I wanted to give an ode to summer by way of this spectacular pictorial of the sextastic Sarah Summers in black and white and deep rich passion inducement all over. If Sarah’s ridiculously hot body doesn’t cause you to feel feverish, you should see your doctor. Your cork might be stuck. Damn you, Sarah Summers. I was hoping to get a little productive work done here. Enjoy.


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Babes… Lily Allen Takes A Bikini Dip In NYC

July 30th, 2014

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British singer and sexy person Lily Allen went for a swim at the Soho House Hotel in New York City. She wore a teeny tiny blue and orange bikini that showed off her bangin’ figure. Yes, her body is so amazing I had to go back in time and bring back the word bangin’. It appears that the water in the pool was cold because Ms. Allen’s nips were certainly perky and present. Lily’s ta-tas are the definition of the term pert. She’s the kind of gal who can get away with never wearing a bra and a celebrate her right to do so. She’s also got a fairly extraordinary booty which is shown off in her tight blue bottoms. I’ve always had a thing for Lily Allen ever since I first saw her on an English talk show years ago. She’s one of my celebrity free passes.

It’s hard to believe that someone so hot is the sister of Alfie Allen, (Theon Greyjoy) from Game of Thrones. I would gladly be her Reek anyday.


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