We are certainly getting closer and closer. Now eighteen year old Kendall Jenner, the most model body talented of the Kardashian clan, is nearly topless in a major style magazine. This is obviously a big moment in any Kardashian growing up process.
Our friends at WWTDD have the full-size image and a few others of Kendall Jenner steamy hot in Love Magazine where she earned herself the cover spot. Enjoy.
Babes… Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)July 27th, 2014
I don’t know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it’s damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it’s time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what’s nekkid onscreen and they’re not afraid to tell you.
This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.
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When you’re Leonardo Dicaprio’s current model girlfriend, you get a few perks. Like a yacht to soak up the sun and show off your bikini body hotness in St. Tropez. Not that most international young sextastic models have trouble finding slots on a sloop, but when you’re Leo’s girl in St. Tropez, you get the bigger boat.
Toni Garrn and her modeling profile hasn’t been hurt by her Leo association. Nor by her actual stunning bikini profile. I’m figuring it’s the yacht that gets you the hot Euro model in a bikini, but it may also have to do with being a movie star. I’ll need to work on both before I head to Europe for my Match.com dating tour of the supermodel scene. Enjoy.
It didn’t take long into the long weekend at Comic-Con for the cosplay girls in barely there costumes to try to self-promote as much as possible, before eventually being encircled by fan boy armies of horny nerds who consumed them in whole. It’s a brief, but bright existence. Better to burn out than fade away and all that nonsense.
With 50,000 screaming geek boys with lotion dispensers attached to their fanny packs, it doesn’t take much to get them amped up. Lots of skin in rayon wardrobe often does the trick. Or just deep cleavage and pubic exhibition. This is what Comic-Con is truly about. Check out some of the girls spotted around the convention on Opening Day.
I can’t remember a time an A-list celebrity so dominated the New York summer paparazzi scene like Taylor Swift and her leggy, tummy baring outfits seemingly daily strutting around Manhattan. Word is that Taylor has been doing every day grinding core workouts with model Karlie Kloss and toning up her all overs, especially her midsection. It all seems to be working quite well. For Taylor, and for us.
I don’t care what people say about Taylor Swift the person, the girlfriend, even the singer. I just want that tall blonde diva in my living room putting on a private dancing show while I applaud like a seal and hope nobody pinches me because I’m obviously dreaming. Keep up the good work, Taylor. Enjoy.
Sophie Reade certainly seems like a fun girl. I can’t claim to know her as well as some of her peers, but she and her bodacious racktastic certainly strike me as somebody who’d make my top ten list of ladies I’d love to have in my hot tub. If I had a hot tub. Or ladies.
Featured in Zoo magazine, Sophie shows why she’s perfectly suited to the simple sextastic photoshoots owned by girls with winning smiles and even more winning bodies. On Fridays, we like to round out our week of fine female forms, with the memorable curves of some of the finest, funnest, and most raptastic ladies on the planet. If you’re not dreaming of Sophie Reade tonight, you’re not dreaming properly. Thank God It’s Funbags!
I’m not sure what materials and construct are used by the bikini makers for soccer WAG Ludivine Sagna, but they have to be using some space age polymers (whatever that means) to bear the tensile strength of those oustanding mammma jammas. I’m not into the science of wardrobing so much as I am into the science of the sextastic, and Ludivine continues her busty brunette bikini show of shows in Miami this week with her dumb soccer husband somewhere we could care less about.
Every time Ludivine exits the water, the ocean cries another salty tear. As would I. Were I Neptune, I’d generate a tide that kept her in my clutches, and then I’d do some things with my firm, but gentle trident I can’t talk about on here because this is a family friendly site. Suffice it to say, there would be froth. Enjoy.
We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.
Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.
I don’t know what Leonardo DiCaprio’s foundation does, besides maybe find the lucky bastard new crazy-hot supermodels to date, but I’m sure as hell happy to see that he invited Selena Gomez to his Inaugurational Gala. Selena’s been crushing it in the hotness department lately, but this is taking it to the next level. Now that’s what I call a good cause. Where can I donate to help keep it going?
If you ever needed any inspiration to delight in a summer weekend, how about the fine slender bikini body of Julia Pereira strutting her sweet bikini treats at the beach in Miami. Now, Julia might be a young old hat at this hot body exhibition game, but every time I ogle her tight little booty, I feel like we’re both doing it for the first time again. I think that’s called romantic, but I’m not sure.
If you can’t find time to revel in the summer, you never shall. I implore you to take a load off this weekend, kick up your feet, grab your binoculars and a cold one, and focus your most important sense on some beautiful woman that resembles Julia Pereira. If you can’t find one, use your imagination. Last weekend, I stared for an hour at a rather curvy elm tree. It’s not what you have, it’s what you do with what you have. Enjoy your summer weekend.
I don’t quite understand why the nerd boy armies want to speak to the actors in certain geek world movie fare, as opposed to the producers, creators, artists, and writers and such of the actual content. Though I do readily understand why more people will show up to see Megan Fox in a short dress than a balding pale writer discussing the origins of April O’Neil as a symbol of the fourth estate.
Megan has been making far less public appearances these days being a MILFy mommy and all, but when she does, she still holds the bright torch of the sextastic as always, leaving all of her other red carpet followers in her wake. Oh, that I could be in Megan Fox’s wake. I’d breath the air in slowly. TMI on TMNT? Perhaps, but Megan Fox is absolutely positively the best hook for selling that fighting turtles flick. I’d rename it the Megan Fox in Tight Tops Movie but fast. Enjoy.