Babes… Laura Haddock Bikini Pictures For a Candid Peep at a Boob Tube Favorite

April 24th, 2014

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Well, hello there Laura Haddock all candid and wet and bikini’d up in Hawaii. You may remember Laura from her sweet topless scenes in DaVinci’s Demons, or you may just know her now as the sextastic thespianic strolling the beaches of our 50th state all wet and hot and alluring. She’s not even trying, trust me, not a bit.

I quite delight in seeing girls from TV and movies candidly exposed for the first time and seeing they are just as hot offscreen as on. Not all are, but many, and it only makes my celluloid dreams that much more powerful. Powerful enough to impress Laura Haddock I suppose. She’s given me a few demons of my own that need exorcising. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Meet Super Sexy Dianna Dahlgren

April 24th, 2014

Dianna Dahlgren

I’m not sure when it became a thing to get busty hotties to pose on top of the Empire State Building, but I bet whatever genius thought that idea up is still the reigning Employee of the Year. They’ve had Mariah Carey, Petra Nemcova, Elizabeth Hurley. And their latest score is Dianna Dahlgren here, who according to my sources is Miss Supercross. Now I have no idea what the hell that means or what it has to do with the Empire State Building, but when you look as good as Dianna does, it doesn’t really matter, does it? So just enjoy.

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Babes… Kacy Anne Hill Topless Ginger Lust Crush Madness Begins

April 24th, 2014

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It’s probably not widely known, but I happen to have a lose-your-shit kind of thing for redheads. I don’t mean the temporary dyed reddish girls. I mean the true blue, err, ginger girls with the freckles and the green eyes who look like they stepped right out of my Irish Springs fantasy shower scene.

Enter Kacy Anne Hill. Oh, that I might. Featured doing unspeakably kind things to one lucky car in this memorable Ward Robinson photoshoot, Kacy immediately rockets from relatively unknown to me, to a ginger lust crush for whom I would conquer all of Europe and parts of the Subcontinent just to impress. Or, you know, maybe show her my Skeet Ball prowess or something simpler. Kacy Anne, we have a date with destiny. Enjoy.




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Babes… Ashley Tisdale Braless for Squishy Fun Time Peeks

April 24th, 2014

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We haven’t seen Ashley Tisdale in some time. I assume this means she’s been busy with work and romance and other such things that keep a girl with such stellar legs indoors, sadly, for us, good for her I guess. But now she’s back on the streets of L.A. in a photoshoot that apparently required no bra, or maybe Ashley just chose to go commando, but in either case, we are the winners.

This whole no-bra trend in general has been very beneficial to us ogling gentleman. I think it’s been scientifically proven now many times by guys with jobs I’d love to have that bras do little to actually support the supportive process in woman as they get a bit older. So the entirety of its purpose is style and humility, two characteristics for which we have little use. Ladies, throw out your bras. Just look at how fetching Ashley Tisdale becomes without her undergarments. Enjoy.



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Babes… Zippora Seven Is Hotter and More Topless Than Ever (Though I Suppose Either You Are Or You’re Not)

April 24th, 2014

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Just hearing the name Zippora Seven makes me smile these days. I know what comes next is likely going to be something broody but alluring and all-around topless sextastic as is the case in her new shoot with Jason Lee Parry. Zippora is still a rather young Australian model with a fast rising star, a name built for fame, and a body built to induce enough passion to make everything else fall into place.

Even as I’m ogling Zippora’s boobtastic wonderments, just ever so perfect, I can’t imagine she has a ceiling on the places she will go or the number of times I will stare at her nekkid on her way there. I’m consistent, if nothing else. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sofia Vergara Sultry Cleavetastic Cooking Hot for Chef Premiere

April 23rd, 2014

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When it comes to red carpet competitions, I pity the poor woman who even attempts to keep up with Sofia Vergara. Between that veteran hot body, those twin fiestas of joy, and the experience to put it all together in one camera-attracting ball of must-shoot hotness, Sofia is really the queen of the red carpet hill. She’s an unstoppable force of the decked out sextastic, again at the premiere of Chef at the Tribeca Film Festival.

I have a feeling Sofia Vergara looks wicked hot and put together just going to take a tinkle in the morning. I might be projecting my dreams a bit, but she just always looks like a million bucks. Oh, to be the guy who gets to cinch up her blessedly bodacious top. Who I wouldn’t knock into the river to get that gig. Enjoy.



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Babes… Sara Malakul Lane Hot and Cleavy and Highly Suggestive in a White Body Suit

April 23rd, 2014

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Sara Malakul Lane. Hmm, where have I heard that name before? Shaktopus! Only one of the best movies ever, made even better by Sara’s hot and bodacious female form. Now, the Thai-British actress is back and more boobtastic than ever in a photoshoot that seems to be interplaying water with human anatomical reactions in a manner than makes me delightfully uncomfortable.

Sara has all the tools for a big breakout hottie, I’m starting at two of those tools now. That faptastic body and bosom and those alluring looks lead me to believe that Sharktopus 2 can’t possible be far behind. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kimberley Garner Bikini Top and Short Shorts Hotness on the Blades in Santa Monica

April 23rd, 2014

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Whoa, Britty hottie Kimberley Garner with her naturally petite boobtastic and her sweet little booty is now on our own left coast on a pair of roller blades looking all kinds os passion inducing. For those of you who love the ladies lovely and pretty and as Mother Nature made them, you’d be hard pressed to find a better example of sextastic princess than Kimberley Garner. You start putting her in her little pink bikini tops and short shorts on wheels, and she suddenly turns into a vision of classic faptastic.

I’m all for incredibly hot looking ladies from around the world coming to a beach near me in their little exhibitionist get-ups and smiling and laughing and pretending I’m not staring directly at them like they’re on fire. For, in my mind, they are burning hot. And I do stare. Because I’m a concerned citizen and somebody needs to check for safety hazards. Enjoy.



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Babes… Olivia Munn Nipple Slip; Now That’s What I Call A Meal

April 23rd, 2014

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It’s just about time for Allure magazine to come out with their annual edition of almost-nekkid celebrity hotties, one of my favorite new Spring traditions. But why not ease into it with a behind the scenes like at Olivia Munn shooting for Allure and accidentally being caught with her nipple baring out of her braless top. Oh, it’s there alright, you just need to look. No, I’m not holding your hand on this one. You’re a big boy, you’ll find it.

Olivia Munn has been delighting us for several years now. Even though she moved out of fanboy status and into the network and big league spotlight, casting off much of what we loved about her, there’s no denying she’s still an Egotastic favorite. You throw in some bare Munn nipple and you can call her super favorite today. Everyday is somebody’s birthday around here. Enjoy.



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Babes… Behati Prinsloo Remains Incredibly Alluring in Lingerie

April 22nd, 2014

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Yep, Behati Prinsloo is still my favorite Namibian girl, hands down. This whole Adam Levine thing shook me for a while. But if I’m going to dismiss girls that are with or have been with the likes of Adam Levin and John Mayer and David Spade, I’m going to lose half of my secret lust crush list and I can’t abide that.

So, I’ll ignore the romantic entanglements and just return to how I first fell completely superficially in love with Behati Prinsloo, seeing her posing in little bits of silk and lace as she is once more for Victoria’s Secret. She really does have that excellent combination of coquettish looks and a very grown up barely covered body. I think I’m in love all over again. Adam Levine, you bastard. Oops. Enjoy.



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Celebrity Babes – Sammy Braddy’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

April 22nd, 2014

Sammy Braddy

Sammy Braddy here may not be as big a name as some of her fellow busty Brits like Lucy Pinder or Alice Goodwin, but so what? Because she’s definitely just as big in the funbag department, which is all that matters in my book. Anyway, I have a feeling Sammy is going to become a lot better known after this post, and if she wants to thank me for that, I’d love to take her motorboating sometime, even if I’m a little worried I might drown in those things. I figure it’s worth the risk.

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Babes… Go Big Or Go Home: Tessa Fowler Topless Green Bikini Tease for a Ta-Ta Tuesday

April 22nd, 2014

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Last week I had a lengthy discussion with my friend Donnie the Weasel over whether or not funbags could be too big. I didn’t bring it up, Donnie did, but he also brought over the Coors Party Ball, so who am I to not let him have his say. Two grown men sitting around discussing whether or not boobs can be too large seems pretty damn weak, but a couple of three or nine Coors can help put an edge on an otherwise relatively lame conversation. My conclusion as always was that Donnie needs a real girlfriend and I need to stop drinking the same beer I drank in high school. Albeit, free beer remains forever the best brand.

I’ll let you decide for your own-self if there is a too big as you lay your peeps upon the prominently plump chestal goodies on glamour model Tessa Fowler. We’ve somehow missed Tessa in the past, which is an achievement of dubious sorts given her ample and then some bosom. Personally, I’ve been chasing glorious hooters of all shapes and sizes my entire life and I don’t intend to quit any time soon. I just love the ladies and their fantastic parts. What can I say, they complete me. Enjoy.



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