Babes… Karolina Kurkova Topless Gotcha Candids Pure Peeping Heat from Ibiza

July 12th, 2014

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Well hello there supermodel Karolina Kurkova changing your wardrobe in the cover of the Spanish island brush. I guess it wasn’t quite brushy enough, blessedly so, because our peeping eyes got a feast of Kurkova glorious bare tears changing for her next photo fashion set up.

It’s hard to imagine it was almost fifteen years ago now that Karolina walked the stage for Victoria’s Secret as a high school aged teen. Those were the days when nobody paid much attention to such matters. The almost six foot tall supermodel flashed her super perfect funbags while a team of assistants tried to quick change her under cover of the local fauna. This never quite works, but I appreciate that photo teams keep tying it with their models. Much to our happy benefit I might add. Karolina Kurkova is wicked hot and that female form, oh, muy muy bueno en Espana. Enjoy.



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Babes… Margot Robbie Leggy Hot in Vanity Fair

July 12th, 2014

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I do so lust Margot Robbie. I can’t imagine anybody saw The Wolf of Wall Street doesn’t feel the same. Naturally, she is somewhat more enticing with her clothes off making the sexy and flashing her stellar body. But I know I’m in deep lust when I’m ogling her on the pages of a woman’s magazine showing off her legs in some stuff meant for the ladies. Strong enough for a woman, but perhaps meant for a man.

On the pages of Vanity Fair this month, Margot shows off a bit of why her star is rising fast in Hollywood who is forever searching for their next femme fatale and/or actress willing to flash her ta-ta’s in movies for grownups. Margot fits the bill and then some. I’m excited about her next project. Heck, I’m excited just to fall asleep tonight and dream about her and I working together on my smaller budget film, Midnight in Bill’s Apartment. That film is not yet rated. Bless you, Margot Robbie. Enjoy.



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Babes… Judy Greer, Keri Russell, Charlotte Gainsbourg Flashing Flesh in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

July 12th, 2014

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There’s nothing I love more than cozying up to my AC unit on a hot summer’s weekend and flipping through films that are actually made for grownups. You know, cinema with intelligent plotting, real drama, and adult situations, with an emphasis on the latter, and the latter involving reveals of mouth watering celebrity bare skin. For such moments, I always turn to my friends at Mr. Skin for recommendations.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Keri Russell and Judy Greer not nekkid in Planet of the Apes, but Keri’s bare-arse in The Americans on F/X and Judy Greer topless in What Planet Are You From, Charlotte Gainsbourg and her gal pals nekkid and making the sexy in both volumes of Nymphomaniac now out on Blu-Ray, and Gabriella Wright full frontal nekkid on HBO’s True Blood this week. It’s two eyefuls of skintastic goodness. Soak it all in. Enjoy.

* Don’t forget your discounted membership to Mr. Skin.com for hours and days and months of onscreen skin viewing.

** Also, since it’s almost my birthday, buy me, or yourself, a 7-Day Free Trial of the Naked News. Free is a great price. You’ll thank me later.



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Babes… Aubrey O’Day Cleavetastic Galore For Universal City Music Show

July 12th, 2014

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Aubrey O’Day isn’t a shy girl when it comes to her wardrobe. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, that’s what I like to say. I don’t got it, but Aubrey does, so I’m quite happy she chose to flaunt her epic sized tubes for the audience at her musical revue. Yes, I know, sometimes I forget she’s a singer as well. It happens when hypnotized by the blessed bounty of her healthy bosom.

Aubrey O’Day has been in a fight with herself over her own identity. That’s about how I sum it up. As with all girl fights, I’ve learned to stay out of the fray and just leer from a distance while munching on popcorn. It really is so much better than movies about giant car robots. Enjoy.



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Babes… Tosca Dekker Completely Nekkid and Other Fine Things to Ogle

July 11th, 2014


Tosca Dekker nekkid photo shoot gets wet and wild (Drunken Stepfather)

Kacie McDonnell‘s sexiest shots yet (TMZ)

Maria Sharapova‘s bikini bod has us wanting to play with our racquet (Hollywood Tuna)

Kaley Cuoco and her boobtastic friends flaunt their hotness (Starpulse)

Paris Hilton‘s beach body is certainly one of the best (FOX)

Rebecca Romijn reveals some bare booty (The Superficial)

Iggy Azalea backs that juicy behind up (WWTDD)


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Babes… Anais Zanotti Blue Bikini Booty to Die For In Miami

July 11th, 2014

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Anais Zanotti is putting on a display this bikini season in Miami that has to put her wicked hot bottom and all over bikini body goodness right near the top of any Zagat list reviewing hot tasty thumper along South Beach.

Anais chose a turquoise blue today to tease and taunt and preen and promenade in all kinds of hot bendy positions on the beach. Blue certainly worked for me, as well as the appropriate hue descriptor for a certain part of the sensitive anatomy after ogling Anais in her bikini for too long. She really is a French transplanted treasure on our shores.We ought give her an award of some kind. Perhaps some kind of merit badge that sticks to freshly waxed areas of the body. I’ll pin it on gently. Oh, Anais, you’re making my quite crazy. Enjoy.



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Babes… Jodie Gasson Topless Tease In Purple Lingerie

July 11th, 2014

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British model and professional naked person Jodie Gasson showed off her luscious ta-tas in some sexy purple lingerie. The extra tight slip showed off all of her glorious curves. It was soon removed to display her big beautiful all-naturals for our viewing pleasure. Call me old fashioned, but I like ‘em real and homemade, if you know what I mean. Maybe it’s the Latin man in me that appreciates a girl that has a bit of junk in her trunk. Jodie certainly has a nice round booty that is shapely but in no way too big. Jodie is my kind of woman. I like a girl with curves. The times I’ve been with a curveless too skinny lady in the Biblical sense left me feeling kinda sad.

I’m sure any man who has the pleasure of doing the no-pants dance with Jodie doesn’t ever feel unsatisfied. Maybe I’m just projecting here but I think she proficient in the art of doin’ it.

 


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Babes… Holly Peers Puts Ta’s and Country Against Sabine Jemeljanova in the Battle of the Boobtastic

July 11th, 2014

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Sure, the competition down in Brazil these past few weeks has been somewhat thrilling. But I don’t think even the World Cup can match the sheer vitality of the sport of boob battles. I mean, in soccer, you can’t even use your hands, whereas in the Battle of the Boobtastic, the girls are heavily encouraged to do so. I could go on with the comparisons if I were more creatives.

This week’s contest on the pitch features the world class chesty goodness of Holly Peers matched up against the robust, but dainty feminine guiles of Sabine Jemeljanova. It’s a match made in heaven, at least heaven is the place you’ll need to be to experience this match close up. Now, in your humble but expert opinion, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?

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Babes… Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

July 10th, 2014

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Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don’t always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don’t be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.



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Babes… Katy Perry Crotch and Leg Performance Upskirt at The Garden

July 10th, 2014

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Well, Katy Cocktease is on another leg of yet another world tour so why not show off some of her lower half goodness to compliment the busty top half she taunts us with month in and month out. She really does have some nice legs, and her upskirt squat thrusts were a nice addition to, naturally, he amazing musical repertoire of tunes for teens.

For years now I’ve been begging Katy to show us her bare funbags. I can’t help but feel I’m not making tremendous progress. But as with any war, persistence, patience, and a healthy supply of foot powder often eventually wins the day. Katy, I will wait for you. And I will leer at your thighs and undercarriage. But my frustration does continue to mount. I hope you can find it in your heart to some day, some how, show us those faptastic yams of yours. Think of it as charity. I’m good with that. Enjoy.



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Babes… Kim Kardashian Cleavage Spills Out Of Her Blue Dress In Paris

July 10th, 2014

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Reality TV Queen and Mrs. Kanye Kim Kardashian was busting out of her  blue dress at an event in Paris. Kim was sporting a dress that was truly cleavetacular. The neckline plunged to her stomach which allowed a perfect view of her legendary funbags. As is often the case with Kim K, she forgot to wear a bra. I’m not entirely sure how these dresses stay on. Do they tape them? Do they stay closed by some kind of witchcraft? They seem to defy the laws of physics. You’d think that ta-tas as large as Kim’s could not be contained in simple cloth. Whatever it is, her cleavage is un-effing-believable. As often as we find ourselves looking at pics of Kim’s chest puppies it never gets old. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

That Kanye West is one lucky SOB. Not only is he a world famous rapper and super rich but he gets to go home every night and rest his weary head on those flesh pillows. I bet he sleeps very soundly.


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Babes… Kelly Gale Bikini Modeling for H&M Delivers Your Indian Girl Chesty Hotness

July 10th, 2014

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We don’t see enough sextastic girls of Indian descent on these here pages. I say that more out of sadness than any regret on my part for not doing my job properly. I know I don’t, I just don’t have any regrets about that. Simply put, Indian girls have not made enough inroads into major modeling work as I suspect they will in the near future. In the case of sultry hot and chesty sweet Kelly Gale, her Indian roots come by way of Australia where she’s a hot commodity in the bikini and lingerie modeling world and now officially a part of the Victoria’s Secret stable of the sextastic.

Kelly brings her seemingly endless amount of boobtastic talents to the current H&M swimwear catalog, showing off her alluring looks and a body that could wipe out a beach full of gentleman oglers with just one sashay. Wow, Kelly Gale is most definitely a keeper. I suspect we will be seeing much more of Kelly in the near future. Hopefully that more includes even more skin. Kelly, that body needs to be unleashed! Enjoy.



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