If you like busty British nobodies in lingerie, you guys are in luck, because I’ve got a whole bunch for you today. Here’s Lucy Collett, Beth Humphreys, Jessica Davies, Joey Fisher and Gracie Finlan posing for a photoshoot that’s currently reminding me about my plans to move to England. And if none of these names sounds familiar to you, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. To help you put faces to names, Lucy is the redhead, and the others are Boobs #1, 2, 3, and 4. Enjoy.
Alyssa Milano took her sexy comeback tour to the Extra set the other day, and you know things are going well when I’m not even going to rag on her for ruining a perfectly good see-through shirt by wearing a bra. I’m just glad to have the Alyssa that I used to love back. I haven’t watched her new show yet, but if Alyssa keeps this up, I’m sure I’ll get around to catching 10 minutes of it on mute one of these days.
Here’s my favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere showing off her cute body in bikini while vacationing in Miami. As you all know Hayden recently got engaged so it’s only a matter of time before she starts having kids and ruining that tight physique. That said, enjoy the hotness while it lasts.
Not to call Vogue out for false advertising or anything, but I don’t know if I’d call Kate Upton the “hottest supermodel on Earth.” And especially not after a spread like this. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures aren’t bad, but if Kate wants to convince me that she’s hotter than Helen Flanagan, not to mention the rest of the modeling world, she’s gonna have to do better than this. And a few bikini candids sent to my inbox would be a nice start.